It was another day, Monday to be precise and the crew was hungry so, they drove around in a jeep that was conveniently large enough to fit them all in, and looked for a good place to stop.
"Taco Bell!" Al shrieked giddily.
"You can't eat, your vote doesn't count." Farman groaned.
"But the prize machines are fun; I won a balloon on this one…"
"Um, Al," Fury started.
"No Fury let him be," Mustang stopped him.
"What?" Al asked.
"Nothing!" Ed growled.
"But,"
"It's nothing!" Winry shouted.
"Long John Silver's" Hawkeye suggested.
"No way." They all agreed. She pouted and reached for the gun.
"That stalker guy from Inuyasha is in there!" Havoc thought fast.
"Fine." She mumbled as she put her gun away.
"Wait," Roy's eyes got wide. "There," they looked over at the KFC sign. "Who's on that sign?" he asked.
"The colonel." Breda answered.
"But I'm the colonel."
"Well he's more important, he has kentuckyfied chicken." Havoc answered. They stared.
"Don't you mean Kentucky fried?" Fury asked.
"No, Kentuckyfied."
"There's only room for one colonel." Roy growled.
"Lord save us now." Ed whimpered.
At the drive in…
"Yes" the drive in guy (DIG) asked boredly.
"I have come to take over this establishment!" Roy roared.
"5.98" the DIG said.
"Fine!" he growled. "This means war!"
"We're going to die aren't we?" Al asked.
"Yes Al, we are." Farman sighed.
"Fire the grenades!"
"Yes sir!" Havoc happily replied, being a blowup happy guy. In a fiery explosion the sign was burnt down and the people ran off screaming.
"Time for change!" Roy triumphantly yelled, hoisting up a big picture of himself in place of the sign.
"I want a happy meal!" Hughes yelled.
"You're thinking Mac Donald's." Al corrected.
"No Happy meal?" he whimpered.
"No but you can have some Roy fried chicken!" Roy smirked.
"What?" Ed asked.
"This establishment is now named Roy fried chicken."
"That sounds like something a fangirl would come up with." Fury cringed.
"I'm leaving, this is too nasty." Breda gagged.
"Look Niisan! I won some chap stick in the restroom!"
"Al, drop that now." Ed grimaced as he looked at that small Chap Stick like container.
