It was a sunny day at the marketplace in Central, that is, until the storm clouds rolled in. "Havoc!"

"Yes?" he innocently shrugged.

"Stop with all of this necromancer BS!" Mustang roared.

"If it's such BS, then why are there storm clouds?" he asked. "Besides, it's fun."

"Oh, you mean like magic tricks?" Fury asks.

"Here we go…" Farman mumbled.

"Yes, but if you're looking for mere parlor tricks you will be disappointed!" Havoc ranted. "For when I reach behind your ear, it will not be a coin I pull out, BUT YOUR VERY SOUL!" he shouted in a creepy stalker way.

"Thank you and goodnight." Farman groaned.

"No more Dr. Venture for you." Hughes scolded.

"I'm off!" Havoc twirled his cape and ran off."

"I'll go after him." Fury and Ed sighed.

In an alleyway…

"He finally stopped," Ed panted.

"Great," Fury sighed in relief, he pauses. "What have you got there Havoc?"

"A wallet!" he squealed.

"We should return it." Fury reasoned.

"How much money is in it?" Ed asks.

"Seven-hundred bucks!" Havoc laughs in joy.

"We're rich!" Ed skips around.

"Do we return it; should I look for an I.D.?" Havoc asks himself.

"I see a Kmart gift card, should I look?" Ed glances over.

"It belongs to some old lady." Havoc grimaces.

"Well, if we don't return it she'll get a heart attack and die." Fury thinks aloud. "But if she really is that old, she'll die soon anyway, we should keep it!" Fury decides.

"I thought you wanted to return it." Ed suspiciously glares.

"Now I don't." Fury laughed, popping a purple pill in his mouth.

"Ok then," they scooted away.

"Let's ask the powers that be!" Havoc exclaimed.

"You should stay off the internet." Ed grumbles.

"Powers that be fine, shall we keep yonder wallet!" Havoc shouts.

"It's not over yonder, its right here." Fury scoffs.

"Shut up." Ed whispers. Thunder flies from the air and strikes down Al's 'chap stick'.

"You'd better be right powers that be." Havoc muttered.

At the lady's house…

"Hello!" Havoc perkily yells at the door. The door slowly opens to reveal… Michael Jackson!