"They're everywhere!" Ed shouted running in and transmuting the doors shut.

"What?" Fury asked looking around nervously.

"Mary Sues!"

"Gasp!" everyone dives under their desk.

"I should have known this would happen." Mustang groaned. "More and more have been appearing ever since this show has hit America."

"Hey, at least we aren't the Inuyasha crew." Farman reasoned. "If any anime has an overflow of Mary Sues, it would be one of the worst."

"Doubt it," Breda grumbled.

"It's horrible!" Al wailed. "Millions of blonde and brown haired bimbos with peach colored skin, short miniskirts that let you see up their underwear, long legs, an annoying naïve attitude, and those stupid pink shirts that have the word angel on it, or some crud."

"And black and brown haired schizos with a bad-ass attitude that magically become close to you when you say some dollar store love line." Havoc moaned running in through the wall.

"We have to get away." Envy whimpered.

"We can't, we're surrounded!" Barry moaned.

"Why are you here?" Ed asked.

"Hey, I have fan girls out there too." He whimpered.

"Wolfenzippo!" Roy shouted. "Help us!"

"Even I can't kill Mary Sues!" I shout.

"We're on our own." Al cringed at the mass of bimbos and psychopaths.

"They're kind of cute." Breda reasoned.

"You're only saying that because you can't get a girl." Ed scoffed.

"Creepy." Fury whimpered from under the desk.

"Greetings." Two Mary Sues popped out from behind the closet. One was a bimbo the other was a silent 'punk'.

"I'm Mary." The blonde said.

"….." Sue said along with her.

"Die!" Roy snapped his fingers at them and they charred.

"Yeah!" they all cheered.

"Um, guys." Envy pointed out of the window, Mary Sues were multiplying by the truckload.

"They're like roaches." Barry gaped.

"I can't download kazaa." Farman muttered.

"We have no time for this!" Hughes shouted at him.

"I'll see if they can help." Farman went over to the door.

"No!" Farman pointed the monitor at them and they all froze.

"What did you do?" Havoc asks.

"I don't know." Farman said as if this were the most puzzling thing he had ever thought of. "But now who will help me download kazaa?"

"I always knew Windows 95 was trouble." Al sighed.

"I always knew napalm stuck to kids." Roy continued.

"What?" they all asked, but it was too late. The Mary Sues blew up and we all lived happily ever after.

"Ha got you!"

"As you know even we can't kill the Mary Sue, The End." Finished Ed.