"Hello people! Today for a change we'll learn something useful!"
"Or not!"
"Who are you?"
"I'm your muse! Ichihane!"
"Really, I haven't seen you before."
"Well now you can! On with the show!"
"Guys I have a question!" Havoc yelled running in.
"Very good, it is time for Learning with Fury." Fury smiled at the screen. "Today we'll learn about how the moon starts waves."
"Like in the football stadium?"
"Yes Havoc like in the…" he looks over. "What?"
"You know, like when they do the wave! I tried to start the wave once, but everyone just stared."
"No Havoc," Fury sighed.
"He means like in the ocean." Farman started.
"I love the ocean!" Mustang shouts. "Many scantily clad women sunbathing!"
"Guys," Fury started.
"The women are sunbathing on the coast, not in the ocean if I remember correctly." Al started.
"Yeah, it's impossible to sunbath in the ocean." Ed scoffed.
"Unless you're on a boat." Breda started.
"Or a floaty," Envy continued.
"Floaties are great!" Havoc grinned. "This one time in Wal-Mart I tried to start a floaty duel with an old lady, you know the foam kind, anyway for some reason she fell over and we got kicked out."
"Which is why we got sued." Fury groaned.
"Old people creep me out," Breda shuttered.
"Farman is standing right there!" Al cried trying to cover his ears.
"I am not old." Farman tried to defend.
"You have white hair!" Ed scowled.
"Yeah, what are you; Hatsuharu (Fruits Basket character) aged sixty years?" Roy eyed him.
"It all makes sense!" Hughes grinned. "He got too old for Fruits Basket and got sent here!"
"I am not Haru." Farman growled.
"Oh don't try to deny it." Envy glared.
"Speaking of which there's this new Military proposal." Roy started. "That anyone over sixty is used as a shield in war."
"Oh right," Havoc continued. "And you get a cupcake as your last meal; it's also good for cleaning up your blood."
"Oh sure," Farman sighed. "Just jam a cupcake into my artery as I gag and die."
"Why do I bother?" Fury asks the screen.
"Who are you talking to?" Havoc asks.
"He's gone mad." Breda stated.
"Again?" Al asked.
"I was hoping that he had gotten over it after the pillow incident." Ed continued.
"Find a happy place…" Fury chanted in fetal position.
"Let's roll him out of here." Hughes kicks him.
