It was war; Mustang had run out of toothpaste. He needed that toothpaste for his sexy smile, so he had to go to the mall. As luck would have it, he needed hair gel and other stuff too, also the military and others were coming along. "Why are we in the Disney store!" Mustang groaned.

"I wanted to get a souvenir." Fury and others were looking around.

"We're still in Japan." Havoc pointed out.

"So?" Al asked hugging a cat plushy as a familiar theme started playing.

"Well I'm going to puff the magic dragon." Havoc muttered as he pulled out a cig.

"I don't think that music was supposed to have that effect." Farman mused.

"Not in the costume isle." Ed growled.

"Who cares?" Havoc shrugged.

"Sir, you can't smoke in here." An annoying clerk dressed in a Mickey outfit said.

"Better mascots than you have tried." And he stuck the cigarette in the guy's eye and left.

"Let's go before we get sued." Breda muttered.

"Awww." Al and Fury sighed.


"Wow, I didn't know they made these." Hughes smirked as he picked out a see through thong.

"I'm in heaven." All guys excluding Fury, Al, and Ed drooled.

"Why are we in Victoria's Secret!" Ed shouted.

"For supplies." Mustang grinned at the lingerie.

"Ed," Al started.

"Don't look!" Hawkeye and Winry covered his eyes.

"Why is Havoc dressed in drag?" Fury asked.

"Um, sir!" Hawkeye called out.

"Yes,"

"What in god's name are you doing?" Hawkeye stared.
"Securing my masculinity." He huffed.

"I don't think this is how you do that." Farman retched.

"Mommy!" all of the guys cleared out.

"What?"


"Great, Sears." Ed smirked. "No way you could get us thrown out of here."

"I need a new belt." Fury muttered.

"So do I." Havoc walked up.

Ten minutes later…

"Curse you interloping Fangirls!" Mustang cried as all (excluding Fury and Havoc) sprinted away from the building.