This chapter could have spoilers, you have been warned…


"This is so dumb." Ed muttered as he was running through the Ready, Steady, Go opening. He was about to do the trip sequence when Hughes ran in. "What are you doing here!" Ed scowled. "You aren't supposed to be here until about ten seconds for your part in the theme."

"What!" Hughes stopped. "I was just running in here to tell you that it was your Birthday and to bring Nina and your brother over to my house."

"Nina's already dead you moron, and you're supposed to be too."

"What!" he looked at the script. "But shouldn't the Ready, Steady, Go theme have already been over with by then?"

"You're right." Ed paused.

"What are you doing here?" Roy asked running over.

"That's what we should be asking you." Ed muttered.

"I was about to angst about the people I've killed." Roy paused. "Hughes, you're alive?"

"Apparently."

"Yo" three Als ran in. They looked at each other. "What the…" two of the Als were human and the other was armor.

"I was about to perform human transmutation," one of them said.

"I was about to punch Ed because he was going to let himself get killed by Scar." The armored one continued.

"I was about to act confused and alone." The other said.

"Die!" Hawkeye yelled as she chased Black Hayate across the stage while shooting at him.

"What script are we on!" Ed yelled.

"Beats me." Envy muttered walking in with a gun in his hand.

"Where are Havoc and the others?" Mustang glanced around.

"House arrest," Envy muttered. "It was Havoc's fault again, but to be fair picking out a gun and asking as spastically as possible where the antidepressants were in Wal-Mart is pretty tempting." He mused. "Also they all got into a fight over whether Godiva or Russell Stover is the better chocolate, with foam floaties, then golf clubs."

"Well, what episode is this?" Ed steamed.

"Who cares I'm getting me some crack." Barry the Chopper muttered. "When you're on crack, house refurnishing only costs 10.95." he walked out. They all shrugged.

"Sounds good to me."