Once again the military (ok, it's only Havoc, Fury, Breda, and Farman) were driving down a road and back to work after a house arrest. Havoc was at the wheel, Fury in the passenger side, and Breda and Farman in the back.
"What's with all of the traffic?" Breda muttered staring out of the window.
"Beats me," Farman strained his eyes (which is hard considering that they're closed most of the time). "I think it's a UPS truck."
"UPS!" Havoc scowled.
"What's with you?" Fury asked trying to stay away from the angered sniper.
"UPS! Stupid truck driving scoundrels, keeping their doors open, perfect for hijackers to jump in and steal our packages and gooderies."
"Gooderies?" Farman asked.
"Yes!"
"Is that even a word?" Breda asked.
"Everything is a word!" Havoc exclaimed. "All package services are going down!" a grin shone in Havoc's eye.
"We just got over our last house arrest, wait a month or so for the next." Fury muttered trying to calm him down.
"No! We strike now!"
"God help us all." Farman muttered.
"What are we doing?" Breda asked.
"We're going to hijack the UPS truck!" Havoc grinned.
"Why?"
"To teach them a lesson!"
In the shadows…
"Ok, Fury you tackle the guy, Farman grab the packages, Breda you secure the truck, and I'll drive."
"How about I drive," Fury muttered. "You were never meant to drive."
"Well I wasn't meant for TV either, but you can drive, it's been a while since I've tackled anyone." He turned around. "BONZAI!" he tackled the UPS guy.
"AHHH!"
A few minutes later…
"Great we hijacked the UPS truck and are getting tailed by a cop car, what now!" Fury growled.
"We look through our spoils!" Havoc grinned as he, Farman, and Breda tore through the packages.
"Hey!" Breda grinned. "Ed was ordering Viagra, wonder why."
"Looks like Mustang isn't going to get his, rubber ducky?" Farman winced.
"You don't want to know." Fury muttered.
"I'll say one thing." Havoc muttered pulling out squeaky toy addressed to him. "Those Fangirls are getting more creative."
"And disturbing." Fury grimaced as he pulled out cheese spray.
"Hey, shouldn't you be driving?" Breda asked.
"Ummm…"
"One more house arrest for us." Farman grimaced as the cop cars surrounded them.
"I never knew Mr. Bubble was on the force." Havoc said to himself.
