I'm baaaaack! I've had a lot to do these days sorri! Now I
have some time to do this one too! And I suck at romance stuff so most
of this is basically humor if you haven't figured that out already.
Chapter 14
"...But Riku...we can't break them apart!" Rikku protested. (A/N: They are still in the cafeteria from the last chappie)
"I agree... after all that time trying to get them together we're going to break them apart?" Selphie added.
"It's their fault for ignoring us." Riku blamed.
"... Whatever..." Rikku and Selphie sighed simutaneously. After school, the gang were at the top of the steps leading to the entrance of the school. They were simply hanging out until Sora and Kairi came out...
"Of course I'll go to the to the movies with you Sora." Kairi giggled.
"Yeah, well...See you on Friday...7:00?" Sora asked Kairi.
"Sure..."
Eavesdropping, Yuffie raised an eyebrow and whispered somethin' into Riku's ear smirking evily. After Sora and Kairi left, Riku and the gang started planning while Rikku and Selphie rolled their eyes and left since they didn't want anything to do with breaking relationships.
"Soooo...NOW what's the plan..." Yuna said rolling her eyes. She was against this but still wanted to get Kairi back as a friend so she's just following along.
"Don't tell me we have to follow them to the movies on Friday..." Tidus muttered.
"We ARE going to have to follow them." Riku stated.
"I know! We'll try to get Sora to look as stupid as possible so Kairi can see that he's just a stupid inconsiderate slob who can't date a girl right and can't even stay unclumsy." Yuffie took a breath from saying such a long sentence "And we could invite them to a camping trip afterwards so we can play all these pranks on Sora and make him look bad! And make them argue...you know..."
Riku stared at her and grinned "I like the sound of that."
"I hope that this will work..." Wakka mumbled.
"And if this involves us stalking them to the movies then I'm not following...but the camping trip sounds excellent..." Tidus said saying 'excellent' like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.
So the week went by and Friday came. Only Yuffie, Riku, and Yuna stalked them to the movies with pranks ready so all they had to do was see which movie they are going to... In the line, Sora and Kairi were waiting very patiently...Kairi was crossing her arms and tapping her foot while Sora just plain stood there wanting to go to sleep while standing...yeah, REAL patient...
"So...what do you wanna watch?" Sora asked turning to face his 'date'.
"Ummmm..."
"Oh, The Grudge! The Grudge!" Sora suggested playfully.
"The G-Grudge? You s-sure?" Kairi asked nervously. Obviously she was scared...
"Are you scared?"
"N-No I-I'm n-not."
"I bet you are...Don't worry...I'll be there by your side..."
A smile lit up on Kairi's face "Thanks..."
They got there tickets and went inside the building. They both went to go buy some snacks but little did they know that three certain people were watching them...
"Riku, are we gonna do phase one?" Yuffie asked Riku.
"Yup..."
Their phase one plan was called...Stealing-all-of-Sora's-money-and-leaving-Kairi-to-pay-for-all-of-the-stuff-that-way-Kairi-would-get-pissed-off-at-Sora.
"Hey, Riku?" Yuna said.
"What?"
"Ummmmm...We got a stow away right here..." Yuna pointed to a girl next to her "Aka Tifa.."
"Tifa! What are you doing here?" Yuffie questioned suspiciously.
"I was just here...when I overheard you guys trying to break up Kairi and Sora..." She gave them a wink "I could help out."
"I got an idea..." Riku said with the little light bulb flashing over his head "Tifa, you could get that wallet from Sora! He won't suspect you! Just bump into him making sure that you knock his wallet out and make sure to jack it from him!"
Tifa blinked several times "What kind of plan is THAT?" She asked taking out a whoopie-cushion.
"Oooor...we could go with that..." Riku took the little fart-maker. They went into the theater first and hid in the shadows waiting for their victom to come and when he did...they jumped him! Ha! Just kidding! They actually followed them until the two went into a row. Riku and the gang went on the row behind them but they ducked down so they wouldn't be seen...Right when Sora was about to sit, Riku swiftly dropped the cushion on the seat from behind and ducked. Sora sat on the seat and was suprised to hear...a FAAAAAAAAAAAAART! Everyone in the theater turned back and was just looking at him making both Sora and Kairi embarassed to death.
"Sora...Why did you do that?" Kairi whispered to Sora.
"Sorry Kai...I guess it was an...accident?" Just then the lights dimed until it went off fully...This was another chance to do a sneak attack for the prank players. Yuna quietly went to the snack stands and ordered some soda and some pudding. Suprisingly they actually had pudding so...whatever. She quietly went back to her friends and did another trick on Sora. Right when a scary part came in the movie, Yuffie poured the soda carefully on Sora's seat making sure to soak it all the way while Tifa scattered the pudding on and around the seat...(A/N: Ha! If you think about it, you could tell what they're trying to do)
Sora sat there with the feeling of water on his seat. He stood up slightly and saw that it looked like he peed on the chair and saw what looked like...(you know what). Kairi looked at Sora curiously
"What's wrong Sor...WHAT THE HECK! OH MY GOD! DID YOU PEE ON YOUR PANTS SORA!" Kairi asked a bit loud that only people around them could hear 'Geez...and he said I was scared..."
"Why would I ever pee on my pants Kairi?"
"Well, I think you just did and you better go to the bathroom before someone sees this!"
Sora sighed and went to the bathroom so Riku followed him with a water balloon he managed to get before going to the movies. Inside the bathroom, Sora just stood there feeling his wet pants and wondering how on earth did that happen. Riku managed to get the bathroom first and hid himself in the vent...He spied on his little spiky-haired friend for a while then he threw the water balloon out the vent and it hit a bullseye...right on Sora's head in slow motion. While Sora's vision was blurred for a moment, Riku slipped out the door and RAN to the others.
"Okay, now Sora's all drenched! Booyah!" Riku said in triumph.
"Great job!" Tifa complimented. Thats when Sora came obviously soaked from head to toe instead of just his pants. He sat by Kairi while she gave him odd stares
"What on earth happened to you?" She asked raising an eyebrow.
"I have no clue...all I know is that someone attacked me with a water balloon..."
Kairi stared at him...'God I'm going out with a crazy lozer! I hope he doesn't get too weird...'
In the row in back of them, Riku and the crew were holding back laughter and were trying not to blow the cover. They couldn't wait to do the camping pranks Yuffie had suggested a couple of days back...
Yay! I'm done!
