NarratorDude: Two people are sitting at a computer desk playing chess

dl66: Checkmate!

Kurama/looks up/ Hm? They're people here.

dl66: Huh/looks up from victory dance/ Oh! Hello! I am Demonlrd66! Welcome to my fic. This is Kur...

Yusuke/falls from ceiling/ How did I get here?

dl66: I brought you here to be in my fic.

Yusuke: You brought me here?

dl66: Yep. And the others should be here shortly. /looks at watch/ Any minute now.

NarratorDude: 5 minutes later

dl66: Any minute now. /bangs on ceiling/ Come on!

Kurama: Uh. Miss dl66.

dl66/fire aura forming/ What!

Kurama: I think someone's at the door.

NarratorDude: Dl66 lets Kuwabara and Hiei in, Hiei tries to kill her, Kuwabara eats all the food in the mini-fridge, continue intro.

dl66: Okay NarratorDude! Time for the disclaimer!

NarratorDude: dl66 does not own YYH or any of the characters in this fic except for the Psychiatrist. She does not own the Barbie Girl song either so get over it! And don't sue her because she only has five dollars left from Easter!

dl66: Well, now that that's taken care of, here's my fic!

"ice-cream"-talking

ice cream - thinking

ice cream -guy who lives in Yusuke's head

Ice cream -NarratorDude

/ice cream/ -action (when I feel the need to use it)

ICE CREAM -yelling (I'm too lazy to write out 'yelled' after they yell)

(ice cream) - my notes. I am author! Hear my opinion!

Our favorite Spirit Detective team is sitting in a small room in an even smaller building. I don't know how that works so just go with it. Okay?

"Why are we here?" Yusuke asked. "This is such a waste of time."

"Koenma decided we have mental issues from all of the time we spend in the Makai and need to see a psychiatrist." Kuwabara said.

"Hn. I think you always had mental issues, baka." Hiei muttered.

"What's that shorty? You want a piece of this? I'll show you who's got mental issues."

"Relax Kuwabara. No need to do anything stupid." Kurama said.

Of course by now Hiei and Kuwabara were running around the impossibly small room trying to kill each other. Which basically consisted of hitting each other over the head with random things they could find sitting around because the room was way too small to actually run in because somehow it was smaller than the building it was in so...

"Excuse me." Kurama kindly interrupted the NarratorDude, "But could you not be so lengthy?"

Wait, you shouldn't be able to see me.

"It's sort of hard considering you're so big."

"Kurama, who are you talking to?" Yusuke asked.

"Why, the NarratorDude."

"What "NarratorDude"?" I think Kurama's finally cracked under all the mental strain. This is what happens when you study to much. Wait, does that have one "o" or two? Wait! What do I care!

Yusuke continued to debate with himself for another five minutes.

"THERE! RIGHT THERE! See him? Yusuke are you listening to me?"

"What Kurama?" I have to stop doing that. Yeah, you really do. Who are you? I'm the guy that lives in your head. How'd you get there? I was left here by evil mind eating aliens who decided your brain wasn't worth eating so they just left me here until it develops. Oh. Wait. What? Exactly.

"Yusuke do you see the NarratorDude or what?"

"Well." At this point Yusuke starts looking around. "No not really." Gesse. Your brain really is underdeveloped. Watch it dude. I told you I'm not a "dude" I'm a guy. The big guy up there is a dude. What "big guy up there"? The NarratorDude! "Am I the only one who can't see him?"

"See who Urameshi?" Kuwabara had finally managed to get away from Hiei though he was missing a limb.

Eww! Gross! Missing limbs! Make it stop!

(all right all right! I shall use my mighty author powers to reattach Kuwabara's limb. /flash of light/ There. Ya happy?)

Yes thank you very much.

"THERE! THERE!" Kurama starts frantically pointing up. "Does anyone else see that?"

I do. You do? Of course. But you live in my head. You can't see outside. Says who? "The guy in my head can see it."

"Man Urameshi you do have problems."

"No, no, he was left there by aliens. He's supposed to help my brain develop."

"Alright Urameshi. What ever you say." Gees. These guys are crazy. I'm out of here.

Kuwabara then made a break for the door. As he got there it opened inward hitting him in the head and knocking him out.

"There he is again!" Kurama was now jumping and pointing upward.

"Of course dear."

Everyone turned and looked at the person who had opened the door, thus knocking Kuwabara unconscious and taking up more space in the room that was supposed to be smaller than the bui... Ow! Ow! Stop hitting me!

"Hn. Shut up baka NarratorDude." Hiei was repeatedly hitting the NarratorDude with his katana.

"See! See! Hiei can see him too! I'm not crazy!" Kurama started jumping around in circles singing."I'm a Barbie girl, In the Barbie wo-o-orld" (God that's stupid)

Well, Ouch! You made, Knock it off! Him do that.

(Well now I use my mighty powers to change the song to something less stupid /flash of light/ There! That is such a better song!)

Kurama now began singing, "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts. I'm to sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan."

Yeah, that's, Ow! Much, Stop that! Better than the Barbie song. Now knock it off. Do something!

(Yes it is better)

Oh you know it girl.

(Thanks guy who lives in Yusuke's head.)

Just call me Bob.

(Alright)

"Can I call you Bob?" Yusuke asked. Sure. I mean I am in your head after all.

What about me?

You may call me Master.

But I don't wanna!

"Wow. Is He crying?" I thought you couldn't see him? "Yeah but when the person in your head can see something, you might as well be able to see it too." Was that enough "o's"? Yes, very good Earthling. Yusuke runs off to dance with Kurama.

"I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah. I do my little turn on the catwalk."

And thus Ow! Now will you just stop that! (use my mighty author powers to make Hiei stop hitting you with his katana. /flash of light/ He know has the power to hit you with a dump truck. /another flash of light revealing Hiei sitting in a dump truck/ Hahahahah! I love this job.)

And thus we leave our so-called heroes while I run for my life.

dl66: Well, what do you think?

NarratorDude: A soft cricket noise fills the room.

dl66: That bad huh?

Yusuke & Hiei: Yes!

Yusuke: How dare you tell everyone I have a person in my head!

Kuwabara: Yeah. I was the only one who was supposed to know that!

Everyone/anime fall/

dl66: U Yes, well, on that note. Please tell me what you think. and if you don't like it /bursts into tears/ WHY!

Kurama/politely bows/ Please excuse her.

dl66/jumps up from corner smiling/ Kurama you are so nice! Here's the end of story thing.

Will the trip to the psychiatrist help the gang? Will NarratorDude ever stop being so winded? Will Kuwabara ever wake up? Will Kurama and Yusuke ever stop singing? Will Hiei stop trying to kill the NarratorDude? Or will he succeed? If he succeeds who will make all of my stupid announcements? (Yusuke: You could do it yourself. dl66: Never!) Will there even be a second chapter? Review so I can decide if I even want to answer these questions. TTFN! -