dl66/staring blankly at pile of papers/
Yusuke/playing cards/ Hey Kuwabara, got any 5's?
Kuwabara: Nope, go fish.
Yusuke/muttering/ I hate this game.
Kuwabara: Hey NarratorDude, got any queens?
NarratorDude: No. /looks at dl66/ I think she's in shock.
Kurama: Well she did get some reviews.
dl66/jumps up dancing/ I got reviews! I got reviews! sorry.
Hiei: Can I kill him/points at NarratorDude/
NarratorDude: No/throws pint of ice cream at Hiei/ Go away!
Hiei/devours ice cream/ My sweet-snow!
dl66/completely grossed out/ Well anyway, I have eight reviews, and /pulls out plate/ fresh cookies!
Kuwabara & Yusuke/dive for cookies/
dl66: Not for you! They're for the reviewer peoples! Now to answer reviews:
fightingcomet: All my friends tell me that. I'm glad you liked my story! For being my first reviewer person you get two cookies!
youkai: Thank you! Here's the update! And a cookie!
Suarhighkitsune: Thank you! I'll try to keep writing. Here is your cookie.
Princess Kandra: Thank you! So far no one. /bows/ here is more + a cookie!
Mystikl Sushi: Wow! My first paragraph review! Here are two cookies! I have a plot in mind, but I sorta went of on a weird streak before I could reach it. It should come together here.
HI: You should see a psychiatrist. But thanks! Here's your cookie!
pepsi-dog: I know the Barbie song was a little out there. That's why I changed it. But it was just too weird to cut out all together. And... and... well... have a cookie!
crosser: O.o okay. I'm glad you liked but are you sure you're okay? Well, here's a cookie for you! and one for Torin. If he can even eat cookies.
dl66: O.o Wow! That's a lot of reviews! I wasn't expecting so many/trails off/ Hey! Cookies/devours leftover cookies/ Mmmmmm. That was good!
Kuwabara & Yusuke/in shock/ you ate all the cookies!
dl66: Hm? Okay! Disclaimer time /hands Hiei cue card/ Read this and I will give you ice cream.
Hiei/reading/ dl66 does not own YYH or any of the characters in this story except for Psychiatrist, NarratorDude, and herself. Do not sue her because she only has 5 dollars left from Easter. /turns head/ Where's my sweet snow?
dl66: Well/looks around nervously/ here's the story/runs/
"talking"
thinking
guy who lives in Yusuke's head (Bob)
NarratorDude
/actions when I'm feeling lazy/
YELLING
When we last left our so-called heroes Kuwabara had been knocked out by Psychiatrist entering the impossibly small room, Kurama and Yusuke were singing and dancing, Hiei was trying to kill me with a dump truck, and Bob
You must call me "Master"
/sigh/ And "Master" was talking to dl66 about whatever they were talking about.
"Wait a second." Kurama suddenly stopped dancing. "Who's "Master"?"
"Hm?" Yusuke then stopped dancing. "Oh! You mean Bob. He's the guy that lives in my head. He was left by aliens to..." Shut up! Why? Everyone doesn't need to know about me! She's a psychiatrist! She'll try to convince you I don't exist! Is that a bad thing? Yes!
"Yusuke? What are you doing?" Kurama asked suddenly.
"Nothing. Where's Kuwabara?"
"If you are referring to this boy here." A strange voice said. Everyone turned to look.
"Who are you?"
"I am Dr. Howwouldyouliketodietoday. But you may simply call me Psychiatrist."
"Hi!" Are you stupid! "Is that a rhetorical question?" No! Didn't you see her name? "No."
Everyone looks at Yusuke. "Who is he talking to?" Psychiatrist asked.
"Who knows?"
Now B... Master and Yusuke continued to talk for a few minutes and Psychiatrist began to take notes on the conversation Yusuke was having, supposedly with himself.
"How am I supposed to know her name? She said it to fast for me to hear." Just look at how it's spelled! Yusuke then noticed the nameplate sitting on the desk. (Yusuke: Where did the desk come from? dl66: Shut up and read the plate!) "Dr. M. Howwouldyouliketodietoday. So what?" Break it apart. "Dr. M. How would you like to die today. So wh... Wait a minute." There you go monkey brain. "Her name is really weird."
Everybody in the room anime falls.
"Well. Now that Yusuke is all finished, let's get started. Please sit down." Psychiatrist-whose-name-is-really-a-sentence-about-death said. Everybody sat.
"Wait for me!" A voice called from the hall. "I'm coming!" The door flew open. "Here I...aahhh!"
dl66: Should I just stop here? You know, make it a cliffy?
Everyone: No way!
NarratorDude: Are you crazy?
dl66: Is that a rhetorical question?
Yusuke: Just keep going!
dl66: Okay ;)
The girl running down the hall into the room tripped and fell upon entering the room. Unfortunately she tripped over Hiei who had been sitting on the floor by the door. Don't ask me why he just was. (Shut up and say what I told you) Sorry. Hiei then jumped up and prepared to kill the unwary girl until...
What's with the dot, dot, dot?
It's just what I was told to do.
"Bob is arguing with NarratorDude." Yusuke said quickly.
"Of course he is." Psychiatrist said sweetly. (Why is she so f-ing sweet?) You made her that way. (Oh yeah! I've gotta stop interupting my own fic.) Yes you do.
"Hiei! Don't kill her!" Kurama yelled.
"Hn. Why not."
"Because I have ice cream?" She ventured.
"Gimme." The girl quickly handed over the ice cream and dove out of the way to avoid the spray as Hiei quickly devoured it.
"Now, who are you dear?" Do I even need to tell you who said that?
"I'm Risty." She said bowing politely. "My last five psychiatrists told me I should go to group counseling and I finally decided to listen to them."
The room was silent for about five minutes as everyone registered the fact that she'd been to five psychiatrists. (I've really only been to 2)
"Of course, dear. Now If you would kindly take a seat I'd like to start the session." Risty sat next to Kurama for protection from Hiei who had finished the ice cream and was now staring angrily at her.
That was my line!
You have enough lines.
(I know, really.)
"Well, first I would like to ask about your families. Kurama, would you care to go first?"
"Alright. I live with my mother, Shiori, my stepfather, (a/n I don't know his name. Sry.) and my stepbrother, Suichi. We are all very happy."
"Alright. Anything else you'd like to tell us?"
"No, that's about it."
"Alright. Hiei? It's your turn."
"Hn. Why should I answer you?"
"Because the quicker you answer the quicker we get out of here." Risty whispered.
"Hn. I was thrown off a cliff when I was a baby and I have a half-sister."
"Who is your sister?"
"..."
"What is your relationship like with her?"
"She doesn't know I'm her brother. I want to tell her so much, but I don't want to hurt her. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Hiei then began crying like a baby and rambling about how much he missed her and wanted her to know but didn't know how she'd react and it was all very much out of character for him but hey, who really noticed? (Hiei: You made me cry? Do you have a fricken death wish or what! dl66: Dl66 is not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep. BEEP. Hiei: -.-u)
"Well, I'm afraid I can't help you there. Okay Kuwabara, what about you?"
"Hey! I wasn't finished lady!"
"Too bad shrimp! She wants to talk to me now!" Kuwabara suddenly got very serious. "I live with my older sister who smokes too much. Whew. I'm so glad I got that off my chest."
"That's all?"
"Yep. Pretty much."
"Alright. Yusuke?"
"So you really think Keiko would be mad about those magazines?" Oh definitely. Girls get so pissed off about that stuff it's not even funny. "Well, what if I just hid them under my bed?" No, she'd find out, trust me. Girls have a sort of sixth sense about these things. "Hey Bob. How do you know all this stuff?" I was left by aliens, they know more about humans than you'd think. "Really? Who would've thought?"
"Excuse me, Yusuke? Who are you talking to?"
"Uh, uh, no one?" That is such an unconvincing lie. Shut up! I'm trying here!
"Well, would you care to tell me about your family?"
"Sure. My mom's an alcoholic in her 20's (a/n I think. correct me if I'm wrong plz.) and my dad's a no show."
"And how does that make you feel?"
"How do think it makes me feel? I practically raised myself. You gotta be tough when that happens. How would it make you feel? Huh?"
"Yusuke. No need to kill her." Kurama politely interrupted.
"Okay then. Moving on. You, um, Risty. What's your family like?"
Up until now Risty and Hiei had been sitting on the floor eating ice cream trying to figure out a way to kill Psychiatrist and escape in time to catch the ice cream truck when it went up her block.
"Hm? My family?" She suddenly became very serious. "Well, I have a typical family. Single mother has child in teens, lives with mother's family, then child's father's family. Father leaves when the child's eight. Makes no contact with family for about 3-4 years. Finds out child is to be adopted by mother's spouse suddenly makes contact. I know live happily with my mother, adopted stepfather, and stepbrother. End of story."
"How does that make you feel?"
"Well, My dad hasn't made contact since he got out of jail even though I've written him twice. So he can just rot in Hell."
"Alrighty then. Next we'll do some word association."
And so we leave our, do I have to call them "heroes"?
Yes.
Why?
Because I am your master and I said so! Mwahahahahaha!
And so we leave our heroes sitting in the small room waiting, and waiting, and waiting.
NarratorDude: I guess we're leaving that for next chapter.
dl66/banging head against wall/ Stupid, stupid, stupid!
NarratorDude: What are you doing?
Yusuke: No, let her go. This is first class entertainment. Kuwabara grab those cookies.
Kuwabara: Already on it. /walks over with plate of left over cookies/ Here we go. /sits next to Yusuke/
dl66: I was /sniff/ trying to make the /sob/ family thing funny. /sniff, sob/ But with Hiei crying /sniff, sniff/ and /snort/ the whole "my dad" thing /sob/ I think I was just annoying. /bursts into tears/
Hiei: At least you gave me sweet snow.
dl66: Yeah. Well. Okay. If you didn't think I was annoying, please tell me. If you want me to keep going please tell me. If you /sniff/ hated the story and think I should just stop writing all together. /bursts into even more tears/ WHY!
Kurama: Everybody grab an umbrella.
Yusuke: Forget that! Someone get a boat!
NarratorDude: What is this word association? Will they survive? Will Risty and Hiei figure out how to catch the ice cream truck? If not how long will their supply survive in the warm psychiatrist person's room? Why the hell is Risty even there? Will I ever get to stop calling that jerk Master? When do I get paid!
dl66: You don't. /resumes crying/
NarratorDude: NOOOOOO!
Yusuke: Knock it off! We don't get paid either.
NarratorDude: Oh, okay. Review so she'll shut up.
