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dl66: Hi peoples! I'm sorry I've been gone so long. I had to convince my parental units this was safe. /sigh/ They can be so stubborn. Anyway! Here's NarratorDude to remind you of the story so far. Hit it!

NarratorDude: The Yu Yu Hakusho gang had to go to a psychiatrist. Her name was Dr. Martha Howwouldyouliketodietoday. Kuwabara was supposedly the only one who was normal but then dl66 killed him and turned him into a goat.

Kuwabara: Hey! Baa! No fair! I don't wanna be a goat!

dl66: Get over it /turns to NarratorDude/ Continue.

NarratorDude: Anyway. Risty joined the group and her and Hiei were trying to find a way to get to the ice cream truck that was parked outside because Risty had melted the rest of the ice cream with a flamethrower. /gasp/ That was long.

Kurama: Yes. And I was stuck singing "I'm Too Sexy"!

Yusuke: I don't know Kurama, I think it suits you.

dl66: Before things get too out of hand let's turn Kuwabara back into a person. /flash of light/

Kuwabara: Yeah!

dl66: And answer the reviews of the people who put up with my disappearance.

Black Wolf Jaganshi Lover: Well, I'm sorry it wasn't as good as the other chapters, and I thought Kuwabaka, um Kuwabara would be more liked if he were dead. (Kuwabara: Hey!) And because you mentioned it, here is some pudding. /hands you a big bowl of pudding/

Youkai: Thank you. /bow/ Yeah freaks and mentals! Here are your chocolate chip pancakes. /hands you a plate of pancakes/

Fightingcomet: No problem. (Hiei: When do I get sweet snow? dl66: Hold on!) Here are some more brownies for putting up with the wait. /hands you a plate of brownies/ And Hiei will be over to eat all of your ice cream after the chappie

Coco: Please don't send your Spiffy Potato Minions after me/starts crying/ I'm sorry it took so long. Thank you for wanting to make me one of your faves! Here are some muffins for your trouble.

FerrisWheel: I don't have your exact review, but I know you gave me one for each chappie so, thank you very much. /bows politely/ Here are some... um... /digs through bag/ Ah! I just baked a cake and I give it to you/gives you cake/

Kurama: Well, that was quite a few reviews.

Kuwabara: Uh huh! Uh huh /doing the "Happy I'm Not a Goat" dance/ Go me! Go me!

Yusuke: Didn't need to see that.

dl66: Yusuke. /big puppy eyes/ Please do my disclaimer.

Yusuke: Fine. /picks up card/ "Demonlrd66 does not own any of the characters in this fic except for herself, NarratorDude, Psychiatrist, and Bob. She does not own any songs by Aretha Franklin, and she can't really sign them either. And she just spent all of her money on film so there's nothing left to sue her for." Film?

dl66: Yeah! For my video camera! Duh! Here's the chappie!


"Talking"

Thinking

Bob

NarratorDude

/action/

(ME! I sometimes feel the need to interrupt my fic because it is mine. Unlike anything else anymore.)


Our supposed heroes were trapped in the small room of Psychiatrist. The ice cream was melting, Hiei was trying to kill Risty, Kuwabara was dead, Does he have to be dead? (Just wait and see) Alright. The ice cream truck was right in front of the office, Kurama, Yusuke, and Bob, Master!/sigh/ and Master were singing "I'm Too Sexy" (which I do not own) And we were all rather confused.

"Well, I'm done." Kurama stopped dancing and sat down.

"Me too." Yusuke sat next to Kurama and fell asleep with his head on Kurama's shoulder.

"No! Not the precious ice cream!" Risty was screaming while trying to avoid being killed by Hiei and trying to save the ice cream that was melting on the floor in front of her.

"Excuse me." Psychiatrist walked over Hiei and Risty, pulled out a fire extinguisher, put out the fire, gave each of them two dollars, and sent them out to the ice cream truck.

Risty and Hiei raced out the door and got in line for ice cream. Meanwhile inside Kurama and Yusuke were sleeping on the sofa and Kuwabara was dead. Psychiatrist walked over to Kuwabara and began to sing "Baby, Baby Sweet Baby" by Aretha Franklin.

"Baby baby sweet baby,

There's something that I've just got to say,

Baby, Baby! Sweet Baby."

Kuwabara then came back to life and thought he was a baby. He crawled over and sat on Kurama and Yusuke's laps and began crying.

"Waaaahhh! Mommy! Daddy!" Kuwabara cried.

"Huh? What?" Yusuke woke up and looked at the crying Kuwabara. (now he didn't shrink or look like a baby or anything he was just acting like one)

"Kuwabara what are you doing?"

"Daddy?"

"What!" He thinks you're his Daddy. I can see that stupid! Who are you calling stupid? WHY does he think I'm his Daddy? Maybe for the same reason Psychiatrist is laughing evilly in the corner. "Huh? Excuse miss Psychiatrist lady. Why are you laughing evilly?"

"Hm?" Stops laughing. "Oh! I was just reading a book that's all." Gosh that boy is stupid.

"Oh, okay. She was just reading a book." Stupid.

"Daddy who are you talking to?"

"No one and I'm not your Daddy okay!"

Kuwabara began to cry and tug at Kurama's sleeve. "Mommy! Daddy yelled at me!"

"Huh? Who's Mommy?" Kurama woke up and noticed Kuwabara sitting on his lap and threw him across the room where he hit the wall and began crying.

Risty and Hiei then walked into the room with a pint of ice cream each.

"Mmm, This is good."

"Hn. Yeah."

Kuwabara stopped crying, saw the ice cream and stole it from them.

"Hey! He stole my ice cream!" Risty yelled. "Give it back!" She then began chasing Kuwabara around the room trying to kill him.

"Hn." Hiei stepped in Kuwabara's way and pointed his katana at him. "Give me my sweet snow baka."

Kuwabara began crying for his Mommy and Daddy, and ran towards Yusuke and Kurama.

"What is he doing?" Hiei watched Kuwabara crawl over to Yusuke.

"Daddy. He was going to hurt me!"

"Good."

"Mommy! Daddy wants the man to hurt me!"

"Right now so do I. Hiei please make him shut up."

"Hn." He grinned evilly.

Psychiatrist started signing "Chain of Fools" by Aretha Franklin.

"Chain, chain, chain!

Chain, chain, chain!

Chain of Fools!

You got me where you want me!

I ain't nothin' but your fool.

You're treating me mean!

Aaaa, You're treating me cruel."

"Kurama, why is she singing that stupid song?"

"I don't know, Hiei. But even though you're so mean, I still consider you my dear friend."

"Hn."

"Mommy. Are you cheating on Daddy?"

"I'm not your Mommy! Okay!" Kurama yelled. "And I am not gay!"

Suddenly Yusuke and Hiei gasped, then Psychiatrist gasped and took notes, and Risty gasped through a mouth full of ice cream, and the receptionist came in the room and gasped, "Well there goes my web site." then some guy outside the window poked his head in a gasped, "Well there goes my dream wedding, and Kuwabara gasped "Mommy, what's gay?" and then everybody anime fell.

"Kurama, does this mean you don't love me anymore?" Karasu asked.

"Where did you come from?"

"I hold my Kurama fan club meetings right next door. Wanna come?"

"No, thanks, please leave now."

Karasu left.

"That was strange."

"Mommy, are cheating on Hiei now too?"

"I'm not your Mommy and I'm not cheating on anyone because I'm not in a relationship with anyone I could cheat on!"

"Gasp! So what am I? Huh? Just some girl you met at a councilling session?"

"Yes."

"I can't believe you!"

Kurama how can be so mean to the girl?

Yeah. I mean really. First you and Yusuke are Kuwabara's parents, then you're flirting with Hiei. (who isn't even gay!) And now you tell Risty she's just some girl you met at a councilling session? How could you!

"Bob's right. It's bad enough you leave me. Now you have to crush the girl's spirits too?"

"Here, have some sweet snow." Hiei handed Risty his ice cream.

"Thank you Hiei. At least someone cares about me." Risty starts eating the ice cream and crying. "I can't believe you. After all we've been through together! Didn't the past two hours mean anything to you?"

"No, not really."

"Uh! How could you!"

Risty runs behind a chair and starts crying. She then runs back out, grabs her ice cream, her cell phone, and a phone book and hides back behind the chair.

"Mommy, how could you be so mean to the nice lady?"

"I'm not your Mommy! What's she saying?"

They all gather around the chair and listen to Risty's phone conversation.

"Yeah, and then he told me the past two hours meant absolutely nothing to him! Can you believe that? ... I know he is such a jerk! ... Oh, so you're going to give me free breadsticks? That is so considerate of you ... Yes, that's a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese delivered to ..."

Everyone anime falls causing a loud bang.

"Excuse me! I'm on the phone! Yes, the name is Risty, R-I-S-T-Y. ... Fifteen minutes? ... Okay, it'd better be warm ... Oh thank you dear ... I'll try to forget him but it's kind of hard since he's leaning over me ... Alright, I'll tell him ... Bye-bye dear." Risty hang up her cell. "The lady at the pizza place says you should be ashamed of yourself talking to a lady like that! And the pizza will be here in fifteen minutes."

"Damn it! You aren't supposed to be getting along and ordering pizzas!" Psychiatrist yelled.

"Why not? We've all been broken up with by the same person, and I invited Karasu up to make it more fun, so why shouldn'tI order apizza?"

"Because you stupid girl..."

To Be Continued...


dl66: Yeah! My first cliffy!

Kurama: Yeah great. What's with everyone hating me?

Kuwabara: And why do I think I'm a baby /looks at pacifier on table/ Oh! Yummy /grabs pacifier and sticks it in his mouth/

dl66: I stole that from Koenma.

Yusuke: O.o /staring at Kuwabara/ I don't think he cares.

All: Eww!

dl66: The boys asked most of the important questions, so here's the sum up:

1. Will we get over the emotional scars caused by Kurama?

2. Why is Kurama so mean?

3. Why does Kuwabara think he's a baby?

4. What will happen when Karasu shows up?

5. What is Psychiatrist planning?

6. Why does she keep singing Aretha Franklin songs?

And now, a few side notes from my trusted friend, Bob.

Bob: Thank you dl66. Now I must inform you that dl66 had nothing against gays or lesbians, she simply does not think anyone in YYH is gay but thought it would be funny the way she chose to use it. Next, she does not believe herself to be Kurama's girlfriend so do not hate her. She, once again, thought it would be funny this way. And /looks at list/ Ah yes, I am going to materialize soon, as I am now, and will look like Marvin the Martian (who dl66 does not own). /flips page/ A quick note for fightingcomet, Hiei is on his way to eat all the ice cream in your fridge as we speak. Thank you and I now return you to dl66.

dl66: Thank you Bob. Please tune in next time to find the answers to all the previously asked questions that I am too lazy to ask again.

NarratorDude: Please review and let us know if you found this funny. We are running low on ideas and if you have anything to contribute it would be greatly appreciated. We will be sure to acknowledge that the idea is yours before we use it. If you completely hate this story please let us know why. Man I'm taking a long time. Later!

Risty n.n