Title: A Tale Of Two Chibis

Rating: G
Genre: Crack
Pairing: Light Tezu/Fuji
Disclaimer: I wish it was mine..no, I really really wish it was, because then Buchou would NEVER lose to a little brat like Echizen! koffs sorrie lol
Summary: just...chibi luff? grins

Chapter 1: Of bonsai plants, magician Fuji, and gay chibis

Once upon a time, there was a perfect chibi named Tezuka. Now Tezuka was a REALLY perfect chibi: he was very easy on the eyes, glowed golden whenever he said "tezuka zooooone", and all in all, a very responsible pillar of support for the village of Seigaku. Everyone in Seigaku looked up to his perfection, and there was peace, harmony and bonsai plants aplenty.

One day, Tezuka was watering his (only love) Marilyn-chan, when he saw a smiling stranger make his way towards him, playing a pretty little tune on a piccolo. Tezuka stood up immediately, instinctively moving in front of his beloved Marilyn, and sent the smiling chibi an Icy Glare of Doom (TM). This chibi wasn't from his village, AND he didn't know what the chibi was smiling about, and perfect Tezuka always followed his perfect philosophy to glare at strangers because..

The smiling chibi smiled even wider, completely unfazed, "yudon sezu nikou, ne, Tezuka-kun?"

Tezuka started, his eyes narrowing. "Who are you?" he asked, glaring even more at this chibi who just read his perfect thoughts.

"Maa, I'm Fuji. Fuji Syuusuke. Yoroshiku!" Fuji's smile widened even more, and Tezuka wondered if his cheeks hurt. "The fame of your perfection, Tezuka, has spread far and wide and now I, a wanderer chibi, have come with the hope of becoming a part of your perfect village. I have a lot to offer in return, for I am a magic chibi."

Tezuka looks at Fuji thoughtfully. "What can you bring to Seigaku? We already have everything we need. Kawamura makes our sushi, Echizen wipes our floors, and Inui has just designed a new system of indoor plumbing. What else could we need?"

"Ahh, but I know what u need." said Fuji, smiling mysteriously. "I come bearing a most precious gift." He chants a little spell, and promptly pulls something out of the air. "Here, this is for you, Tezuka"

Tezuka takes the object from him warily. It seems harmless enough. It was a nice shade of green, felt soft and fluffy in his hand, and -

"Teh green towel of truboiluff!" he gasps in OOC-and-almost-less-than-perfect surprise, "Fuji! Where did you manage to find this?"

"Hi-mit-su" said Fuji, smiling sweetly. "Ne, Tezuka, so I can stay right?" he batted his eyelashes flirtatiously (though how he managed that without opening his eyes is beyond me).

Tezuka looked down at the..roundness?..of the chibi's face. Who can deny anything from that sweet, chubby-cheeked smile? And he DID come bearing Teh Towel after all. "Hai." he replied with a rare (and PERFECT!) smile, "Welcome to Seigaku."

And so, Tezuka, Fuji and the towel lived happily ever after. Or at least until chapter 2 when...

TBC