Title: A Tale Of Two Chibis
Rating: G
Genre: Crack
Pairing: Light Tezu/Fuji
Disclaimer: I wish it was mine..no, I really really wish it was, because then Buchou would NEVER lose to a little brat like Echizen! koffs sorrie lol
Summary: just...chibi luff? grins

Chapter 2: Of designer Inui, Marilyn replacing, and tall cacti

Tezuka knew something was wrong the moment he opened his eyes that morning. For one thing, the sunlight didn't seem to be getting into his room the right way. The house and its subsequent windows had been precisely designed by Inui himself so that the sunlight would come in at exactly 45 degrees, and so that Marilyn-chan would always be greeted by the first rays of light in the morning, just the way she liked. (we'll assume this is possible according to chibi-land-physics oO) Tezuka sighed, and climbed out of bed, mentally reminding himself to make Inui run laps for his miscalculation if Marilyn shows any signs of wilting. He walks to the window with an expression that would have been called a scowl if he wasn't so perfect, and throws it open, leaning out to see.

"OWWWWWW!" he yelled. Something long and sharp had just lodged itself in his shoulder. Ignoring the stinging pain, he grabbed for his caveman club (since tennis rackets weren't invented yet). Were they under attack! He was the pillar of Seigaku, and darn, he was going to protect –

His mouth suddenly dropped open and he stopped in mid-thought as his eyes suddenly registered the scene before him. There were no enemies in sight. Instead, a rather large, green, VERY prickly cactus had somehow bloomed overnight, and had sprouted to a nice height, blocking his windows and almost reaching his roof. He looked down, and could almost hear the little bonsai plants in his garden crying at how this monstrosity had brutally uprooted them from their homes.

His silent reverie was interrupted by a cheerful voice.

"Ohayo, Tezuka-kun! What are you doing up so early?" It was Fuji, smiling sweetly and batting his eyelashes again even at this early hour.

"Ah. Fuji." Tezuka acknowledged, perfect chibi composure intact even after such traumatic occurrences, "A..a cactus seems to have spontaneously appeared in my bonsai garden."

Fuji smiled brightly. "Saa, that cactus? Don't you love it? I've been up since the crack of dawn, planting these all over the village. Don't you think it adds such character to the place?"

Tezuka's chibi jaw hit the ground. "All..over the village?"

Fuji's smile became even more brilliant. "Of course! But you don't have to thank me, I'm just grateful you let me stay!"

Steam began coming out of Tezuka's ears. "Fuji, you just destroyed my bonsai gardens! Do you know how many years it took to perfect their forms for my perfect village! And Marilyn-chan's morning light! What's she going to do without her light! What am I going to do without my dear Marilyn!"

Fuji's eyes opened, and Tezuka's heart almost stopped as he felt himself drown in those languid, azure pools. "Why do you need Marilyn, when you have me now, Mitsu-chan?" he purred. The steam from Tezuka's ears abruptly turned into little heart shaped wisps that floated gently towards Fuji's face before dissipating into nothing. Hmmmm.. Fuji does present an interesting point. And no one can doubt his sincerity, since he did bring the legendary green towel of truboiluff. "Alright, Fuji," he finally conceded, "My bonsai plants will learn to share their home with your cacti, just like I, " he sighs for dramatic chibi effect, "Will share my home with you. You're still welcome in Seigaku!"

And the bonsai plants n cacti join hands (errrr, leaves? spines?) and did a lil dance.

And Tezuka and Fuji and the towel and the cacti lived happily ever after. Even the other villagers got used to having the cacti everywhere, except Echizen who was jus not the brightest button and kept getting jabbed bumping into them as he wiped the floors

TBC