By: Jessica Deichert
Rated: PG
Topic: Saiyuki
Subtitle: Fly away meat bun.
Chapter 1
"Zenon… its your turn…" Shien quietly said as he walked through the empty halls of the tower. "Yea, yea, yea…Im on it…" Zenon replied putting out his cigarette. "Don't be so sure of your self… Goku is a hard opponent. "Trust me… He isn't much of a fight when he's alone now is he? Those fools protect him too much… I have some one that can show him a hell of a time…" Zenon added with a chuckle. "Just remember to put him through his passes… Homura did say he wanted to test Goku… I don't think it means actually killing him" Shien replied as he disappeared. "Uh…" Zenon grunted, 'We'll see…' he told himself.
"Watch it monkey!" Gojyo yelled.
"That's mine!" Goku cried.
"We can always order more food you know…" Hakkai explained.
"I want that one!" Goku yipped at Gojyo.
"Forget it primate…" Gojyo grunted pulling harder.
"Would you two knock it off…" Sanzo grumbled.
"But Sanzo!" Goku complained.
"Gotcha!" Gojyo cheered as he pulled the meat bun a little too hard.
With a splat it hit Sanzo square in the forehead as it dripped down his face. Hakkai wide-eyed holds in his laughter, knowing Sanzo isn't a fan of meat buns in the first place. The two misfits, Goku and Gojyo stare stupidly at Sanzo, awaiting the sound and pain of his paper fan. "You're so dead..." Goku muttered to Gojyo as Hakkai readied himself to stop Sanzo from shooting the crap out of the two.
"Me? You where in on it to!" Gojyo burst out at Goku, trying to get some of the blame lifted from his shoulders.
"You're the one that flung it!" Goku replied.
At this time a small crowd of eyes peered at them. "What the hell are you looking at?" Sanzo asked the people at the next table as they stared. The men quickly looked away, and so did the others watching. Whipping himself off from the tossed meat bun, Sanzo stood up. He had a calm look on his face. 'Maybe he won't go postal…' Goku thought giving Gojyo a nudge.
"What the hell where you thinking, you damned red haired bastard!" Sanzo yelled whacking him over the head a few times. "And you… you brainless primate!" also hitting Goku over the head. "What are you hitting me for?" Goku yelled trying to escape. "You realise I blame you…" Gojyo yelled at Goku as the two where given a thrashing.
