Okay, I know everyone only reads this for the songs. I have no intention of continuing the plot, but writing these songs is just so much fun, I think I might add another one every now and then.

This one is a remix of "Under the Sea" and is a little more racy than the others, and it's from Draco to Harry. Enjoy!

Under Me
The penis is always bigger
In somebody else's pants
You dream about going in there
But it'd be bad if that happens
Just look at the man above you
Right here on the Potions floor
Such wonderful feelings flow through you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under me
Under me
Darling you're better off
Now, let's get that sweater off
Give it to me
Other couples, they work all day
At their jobs, they slave away
While you're pursuin'
A lifetime of screwin'
Under me

Down here Little Harry is happy
As off through my hand he stabs
With no one else would he be happy
He'd be sad 'cause he'd get crabs
But with me you'll always get lucky
You're in for a better fate
At night when my dick gets hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate?

Under me
Under me
Nobody halt us
Try and assault us
They'll suffer me
You're what Snape loves to cook
Under me you're off the hook
You got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under me
Under me
Since life is sweet here
We got the heat here
Naturally
Even during transfiguration
I get the powerful temptation
No need to fear it
Just lie back and revere it
Under me

We'll screw in the floo
With chains on the train
On the grass; in Snape's class
I'll melt your brain
You're mine where we dine
An hour in the shower
Sometimes we'll take it slow
I know you love
The love we're making
I'll make you shout
I'll make you sing
Suck it, you prat
You know where it's at
And- Oh, that mouth can blow!

Under me
Under me
When you and I
Begin to fly
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of hand
We got a hot orgasmic band
Each little slam here
Of my battering ram here
Under me
It's like a drug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under me
I know I'm prevailing
Whilst you are wailing
That's why it's hotter
Under me, Potter
Yeah, you're in luck here
We'll run amok here
Under me