I'm the best!
I'm the best!
Put my service to the test
Tie some rope around your wrists, Harry
And I'll provide the rest
I want to lick
Your every curve
You know I only live to serve
Take off your shirt
You look delicious
I'll fulfill all your wishes
Time with me, you'll enjoy
After all I'm a Malfoy
And a night with me is never second best
You wanna bump and grind,
Give me a chance, you'll find
I'm the best!
I'm the best!
I'm the best!

We'll get it on
Every day
We'll have our own nightly soiree
I'll prepare and serve with flair
A stimulatory cabaret!
We're alone
Don't be scared
I'll make sure you're well prepared
In my bed you can't complain
My stamina will never wane
I've got tools for my tricks
With leather, whip cream, and broomsticks
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and lift your ass
You've won your own free pass
To see I'm best
If you're stressed
It's fornicating I suggest
I'm the best!
I'm the best!
I'm the best!

This would be illegal
If it were up to your friend the weasel
He's not whole without a soul to vent upon
Ah, those good old days when we were rivals...
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Six years we've been lusting
Needing so much more than thrusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!

I'm the best!
I'm the best!
Lucky you; you've passed the test
Wine's been poured, you won't be bored
I'll ravish you once you're undressed
For dessert, you'll want me
I'll make you scream like a banshee
There's no doubt that while we're screwin'
Your friends will hear what we're doin'
I'll get you warm, piping hot
And when I thrust I'll hit that spot
When I'm done you'll surely be impressed
We've got a lot to do
For the next hour or two
I'm the best!
I'm the best!
I'm the best!

I'm the best!
I'm the best!
My command is your request
I don't think I've ever felt like this before
And I'm obsessed
With your pleasure, I won't tease
Yes, indeed, I aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
If you want it, I'll keep going
Up all night, we'll have fun
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then I'll sing you off to sleep against my chest
Tonight you'll spread your feet
And then you'll see
I'm the best!
I'm the best!
I'm the best!