Inspired by Nicole's version, here's my own version of "I Just Can't Wait to Be King"

Once I get enough fan-remixes, I'll continue the story. Even if you don't want me to post your version.

You're gonna make a mighty scream
So innocents beware
Though I've never shagged man or beast
With such unruly hair

It's gonna be a savage wail
Like no scream was before
I'm brushing up on going down
I'll make you beg for more

Thus far, a rather delectable thing

Oh, I just can't wait till you scream!

You'll be saying, "Suck this"
You'll be saying, "Kiss there"
You'll be saying, "Put that"
You'll be saying, "In here"

Free to molest you all day
Free to ravish you my way

I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a rendezvous

Screams don't need to sound
As if I'm tearing you in two

If this is how you plan to use my body
Count me in
In the mood and looking forward to
Living a life of sin
You should be unnerved by my eyes' gleam

Oh, I just can't wait till you scream!

A little to the left
A little to the right
Just a little lower
You're always so tight

I plan to fulfill your every dream
I'll feel your silhouette within the steam
If you don't strip you're gonna cream your jeans

Oh, I just can't wait till you scream!
Oh, I just can't wait till you scream!
Oh, I just can't wait till you scream!