"A Whole New World"
Harry's a freak in this world
Casting spells and enchantments
Flying broomsticks now tell me
When did you last see this guy?
Harry can show you his world
Evil people trying to kill him
Dodging and ducking evil curses
On a dark and chilly night
A Hogwarts world
Don't you dare close your eyes
You'll just get hit with a spell
You'll be a shooting star
You'll die so far
And you can't go back to how you used to live
This is the boy that never dies
Yes, he lives on and on my spies
Some evil guy tried to kill him with a really killer spell
But he'll keep on living since Voldy couldn't prevail
It's Hogwarts world
La-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Hogwarts has many staircases and classrooms too
That's Hodwarts world
Harry had a little owl, little owl, little owl
Harry had a little owl it's feathers were white as snow
It flew with him to school everyday, school everyday, school everyday
It flew with him to school everyday, which really wasn't against the rules
It made the girls laugh and scream, laugh and scream, laugh and scream
It made the girls laugh and scream now Harry has a lot of fans
Can you tell Harry how to kill
How to kill Lord Voldemort
Lord Voldy is a powerful man
Who can help you with your problems
He can be your master too
If you just follow his ways
Flintwick was a wee little wizard
And a wee little wizard was he
He climbed up on his wooden box
To see all the students he could see
He looked around at the students and he said
"Swish and flick for that's how you'll work the spell
for that's how you work the spell."
This song is to the tune of "Old McDonald Had a Farm."
Old McDumbledore
Old Professor Dumbledore had a school H-O-G-W-A-R-T-S
And in this school they trained some wizards W-I-Z-A-R-D-S
With a swish 'n flick here, and a swish 'n flick there,
Here a swish, there a flick, everywhere a swish 'n flick
Old Professor Dumbledore had a school H-O-G-W-A-R-T-S
And in this school was a very special boy H-A-R-R-Y
With an "OH HARRY!" here, and a "KILL POTTER!" there
Here an "OH HARRY!" there a "KILL POTTER!" everywhere an "OH KILL HARRY POTTER!"
Old Professor Dumbledore had a school H-O-G-W-A-R-T-S
Harry had two friends that could never get along STOP-STOP-STOP-STOP-STOP!
With a "yes yes" here and a "no no" there
Here a "yes" there a "no" everywhere a "yes no"
Then there was a guy that liked to play Quidditch W-O-O-D
He got his face beat in with a Bludger he-he-he-he-he
With a wham bam here and a wham bam there
Here a wham, there a bam, everywhere a wham bam
Fred and George Weasley were two twins F-U-N-N-Y
They invented all kinds of trick sweets W-A-T-C-H-O-U-T
With an explosion here and an explosion there
Here an explosion, there an explosion, everywhere explosions
Neville Longbottom was a clumsy, little boy O-O-O-P-S
He wasn't very good at keeping his balance F-A-L-L
With an "OW OW" here and an "OW OW" there
Here an "OW" there an "OW" everywhere an "OW OW"
Old Professor Dumbledore had an Order of the Phoenix LETS-GO-CATCH-LORD-VOLDEMORT
Moody was in it and he was very messed up HE'S-A-SCARRY-PARANOID-COOGER
With a paranoia here and a paranoia there
Here paranoia, there paranoia, everywhere paranoia
There was a dog whose fur was black S-I-R-I-US
He hunted rats and hid in caves D-A-R-K-!
With a "bark bark" here and a "bark bark" there
Here a "bark" there a "bark" everywhere a "bark bark"
Professor Snape was a mean, greasy-haired teacher EW-GO-WASH-YOUR-HAIR
He hated all Gryffindors, but especially Harry H-A-T-E-!
With a "-10 points" here and a "-10 points" there
Here a "-10" there a "-10" everywhere a "-10"
Lord Moldywarts was a very mean guy K-I-L-L-H-I-M
He hated all Muggles and even some wizards G-E-T-T-H-E-M
With an "Avada Kedevra" here and an "Avada Kedevra" there
Here an "Avada" there a "Kedevra" everywhere an "Avada Kedevra"
Once upon a time there was a little rich kid M-A-L-F-OY
He was a spoiled, evil, bullying, cold-hearted ferret WHO-ALWAYS-GOT-HIS-WAY
With a "my father" here and a "my father" there
Here a "my" there a "father" everywhere a "my father"
Old Professor Dumbledore had a school H-O-G-W-A-R-T-S
And I'm afraid that's the end of our song S-O-R-R-Y
With a good-bye here and a good-bye there
Here a good good, there a bye-bye, everywhere a good-bye
