My Dance of Eternity
The next song was an extra beating to the body of the music. "Lala" was the name. Fry and Leela had no idea that the professor had a good taste in music these days. Fry kept on dancing until he couldn't keep up with the music.
"Fry, you can rest anytime!"
Leela exclaimed while she danced with him.
"Nah! I've got this beat goin'
on!" Fry yelled.
Back over at the DJ, the professor was also dancing in a humorous way. Hermes was surprised to see how much fun the professor has ever had.
"Sweet fox of Planet Xerox. I didn't know you could dance Professor." Hermes said as he held a glass punch in his right hand.
"You didn't know I could wha?" Professor asked as he continued dancing.
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
You can meet me on an airplane
Or in the back of the bus
You can throw me like a boom-a-rang
I'll
come back and beat you up
Bender still appeared in the stadium. He stuffed a few cigars and bottles of beer in his case. Acting normal, he was strutting like he had a blast at this party. While he was walking, he stole a man's wallet containing $1,956. Zoidberg noticed him and ran to his side.
"Bender, my good friend! This party is a blast! I've never experienced anything like this! Let's dance!" he said as he grabbed on to Bender's arm.
"No thanks, Dorkberg. I'd rather
stick with the floozies." Bender said.
"But they'll serve free beer to
the winner of the dance competition!"
Bender looked amazed.
"Free beer, you say? Sign me up
Zoidberg!"
"You don't have to sign up.
Besides, the people are waiting for you right now."
A crowd of people formed a circle around a circle of light. They were yelling and cheering for Bender to dance.
"Well, here goes somethin'"
Oh, I have waited here for you
Don't, keep me waiting
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You
make me wanna scream
Bender got into the circle and started dancing out of control. He may have danced a bunch in previous times, but not like this! This was out of this world! The Professor, Hermes, Amy, Fry, Leela, and Zoidberg were watching him break the sweat.
"Bender! Bender! Bender!" they all chanted.
The more that the crowd and his co-workers were chanting, the more moves he danced into. He thought he was never going to stop dancing.
"Wow! Look at Bender dance!"
Fry exclaimed.
"Yeah! He's gonna win the
competition for sure!" Leela said.
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
I feel safe with you
I can be myself tonight
It's all right, with you
Cuz you hold, my secrets tight
You
do...
TWO SONGS LATER...
After the last two songs were over, Bender was still dancing. He never got tired of entertaining his audience. Everyone was exhausted.
"My God. Bender's been dancing ever since 'Lala' came on. Now he's listening to 'Yeah!'" Fry exclaimed.
"If he keeps this up one more time, he's gonna break apart on music!" Leela exclaimed.
"He's just so obsessive with that
free beer, he wont stop 'till get gets it." Hermes said.
"Bender! Quit dancing! You're
gonna break apart just for 24 packs of beer!" Amy yelled.
Bender didn't listen. He just continued dancing while singing the lyrics to the song.
Yeah (yeah) Shorty got down to come
and get me
Yeah (yeah) I got so caught up I
forgot she told me
Yeah (yeah) Cause if my girl new
it'd
be best to hold me
Yeah (yeah) Next thing I knew she
was
all up on me screaming,
Yeah, (yeah, yeah)
Yeah, (yeah)
Yeah!
Yeah, (yeah, yeah)
Yeah, (yeah)
Yeah!
"Not 'till I win!" he
screamed.
"Poor Bender. Soon he'll be a five
pound microwave when he stops this dance." Hermes said.
"He will soon, 'cause he won the trophy of the dance competition, and the free 24 packs of beer!" the Professor exclaimed as he held a gold trophy and the 24 packs of Botwieser.
Bender finally stopped dancing and ran to his two prizes. He put the trophy in his case, took one of the bottles of beer, and drank.
"Finally! I thought you were going to bust apart if you didn't stop dancing!" Fry exclaimed.
"Well, I-" Bender started.
As Bender was about to talk, he split apart into a million pieces!
"-Feel lucky..." Bender said.
Watch out!
My outfit's ridiculous, In the club
lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl!
These women al on the prowl,
If you hold the head steady
I'm a milk the cow. (yeah)
Forget about the game
I'm a spit the truth, (what?)
I won't stop till I get em
in
they birthday suits...
ONE BREAK LATER...
Fry and Leela volunteered to help Bender pull himself together... literally! They only got half of the parts of his body into place.
"Wow. Who would know that I would have a blast for dancing until my body fell apart?" Bender asked.
"Well, you won a trophy, free Botwieser beer, and fell apart trying to entertain yourself for over 20 minutes." Fry said.
"And here we are, fixing your body
while listening to Ryan Cabrera." Leela said.
"Yeah... hey! Why the hell aren't
you two dancin'?" Bender asked.
"I don't know. Maybe we don't like
this song." Leela said.
"Or maybe we're just exhausted."
Fry said.
"Come to think of it, what time is
it anyway, Fry?" Leela asked.
"It's... 11:00 p.m. Only 10 minutes left." he replied.
And on the way down
I saw you
And you saved me
From myself
And I won't forget
The way you loved me
On the way down
I almost fell right through
But I held onto you
I've been wondering why
It's only me
Have you always been inside
Waiting
to breathe
"That means that there's just one more minute left for a slow song to arise." Bender said.
After Bender said that, the lights of the stadium started to turn blue and purple. Couples started to join for the upcoming slow song.
"You two better get up there and dance before this is over." Bender said to Fry and Leela.
"What about you?" Fry asked a
bodiless Bender.
"I'll just sit here and watch you
two break moves."
"Okay... you... um, do you wanna
dance Leela?" Fry asked.
"... I'd love to, Fry." she
answered.
Fry sat up, gently took Leela's hand, and walked her to the middle of the stadium.
"This I gotta see..." Bender thought.
It's all right
Sunlight
On my face
I wake up and yeah, I'm alive
'cause on the way down
I saw you
And you saved me
From myself
And I won't forget
The way you loved me
On the way down
I almost fell right through
But
I held onto you
TO BE CONTINUED...
