Hello! It is Saeble, who is one-third of Kekuze. I would like to say that I own no anime characters mentioned in this story. I only own Saeble. And if you want an explanation as to how this whole thing got started, see "Luck of the Draw", also under Kekuze.

Now I think I'll mention all the family relations and jobs and such…

(((Families and relations subject to change throughout the course of the story.)))


Saeble: A fireman (She'll have her work cut out for her with people like Flame and Roy)

Husband: Armbrust (Kiddy Grade)

Brother: Tolle (Gundam Seed)

Sister: Ayeka (Tenchi Muyo)

Brother-in-law: Shigure (Fruits Basket)

Sister-in-law: Kagura (Inuyasha)

Father: Kenshin (Ruroni Kenshin) The Tooth Fairy

Mother: Lumiere (KG)

Uncle: Darcia (Wolf's Rain) Assistant Teacher

Aunt: Éclair (KG) not married to Darcia

Grandpa: Tweedledum (KG) was once a king

Grandma: Mihoshi (Tenchi) was once a body builder

Male cousin: Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Female cousin: Akito (FB) Akito's female in the manga

Male pet: Jet (Cowboy Bebop)

Female pet: Sango (IY)

Son: Chrono (Chrono Crusade) He runs away .;

Daughter: Kikyo (IY)

Chrono's girlfriend: Diverge (KG)

Kikyo's boyfriend: Alex Luis Armstrong (FMA) We call him Mr. Clean or Major Spaz

Best friend: Shu (Gravitation)

Armblast's best friend: Crim (.hack/sign)

Shu's girlfriend: Lt. Badgeral (GS)

Crim's girlfriend: Alv (KG)

Hiei's girlfriend: Faye (CB)

Akito's boyfriend: Shugo (.hack)

Neighbor #1: Criff (Infinite Ryvius)

Neighbor #2: Sasami (Tenchi)

Neighbor #3: Kagome (IY)

Neighbor #4: Dextera (KG)

Enemy: Sano (Ruroni Kenshin)

Sano's wife: unknown-divorced

Sano's son: Shippo (IY)

Sano's other son: Hiro (FB)

Sano's mom: Spike (CB)

Sano's dad: Al (FMA)

Sano's cousin: Sesshoumaru (IY)

Sano's other cousin: Hughes (FMA)


"Honey! I'm home!" chirped Armbrust as he entered the house.

"Don't call me that!" snapped Saeble, "I've been home all day watching our kids! Chrono has been hanging gout with a nun, and Kikyo has been in her room all day long plotting an evil way to get revenge on this guy named Inuyasha because he dumped her for our neighbor Kagome. Kikyo has enlisted the help of your sister Kagura to help! And to make matters worse, my father's friend, Sano, has become my enemy! And my sister Ayeka, is in love with Kyra's FATHER! Plus your brother has been hitting on Flame's daughter!" Saeble was gasping for breath by this time.

"Well that's good," Armbrust had hardly been listening, "Today at work, I was escorted around by your mother and aunt again. It was a normal day. Man, your aunt can kick butt!"

Saeble twitched, "What's that supposed to mean!"

"Oh! Nothing at all!"

"Mom! I'm going over to Diverge's house!" yelled Chrono.

"Sure, just be sure to feed the pets before you go!" replied Saeble.

"Okay Mom!" said Chrono. He was actually planning on going to visit Rosette, the nun, the wife of Kyra's sworn enemy. Chrono put some pet food into Jet and Sango's bowls and skipped away.

Jet came barreling in, threw himself face first into his bowl, and started wolfing down his food. Sango walked over more elegantly and started to nibble out of her own bowl.

Tolle walked down the stairs and said to Saeble, "I'm going over to see Mariella! I'll be back by dinner time, sis!"

"Isn't Mariella married?" asked Armbrust.

"Yes, to Jaken," answered Saeble, walking off to the kitchen.


"First I'm going to step on him, and then I'm going to kill him," mumbled Sesshoumaru to himself.

"What are you talking about? Plotting to kill Saeble I hope?" asked his cousin, and Saeble's arch enemy, Sano.

"No," muttered Sesshoumaru.

"Daddy!" called out Shippo.

"Whatdoya want now!" screamed Sano.

"I'm going over to play with Inuyasha!"

"Get outta here you pest! Now for you, Mr. I-don't-plot-against-the-same-person-as-Sano!"

Then Hiro, the sheep of the zodiac, walked in. "You are so childish. I'm ashamed to have you as a father. Heck, I'm sure anyone would be ashamed to have you as aa father," said Hiro, rolling his eyes.

"Hey! I don't nee your lip now, Mr. Sarcastic!"

Hughes then walked in the door, "Hey there Sano! Did you know that your parents just pulled up?"

"What!" exclaimed Sano. His eyes widened in what was either shock or fear. Probably both, seeing as who his parents are…

"Oh Sano! Have you been good? Where are my darling grandchildren?" squealed Spike with sparkles in his eyes.

Al walked in, "Hey there Son!"


"Oh daughter Saeble!" called Kenshin in a sing-song voice, "Your mother and I just thought we would drop in for a visit, that we did!"

Lumiere walked in and put her hand on Kenshin's shoulder, "Where are our grandchildren? Chrono and Kikyo?"

Saeble replied, "Well, Chrono went to his girlfriend's house and Kikyo is plotting with my husband's sister to get vengeance on some person named Inuyasha."

"Mom!" called Kikyo from upstairs.

"What is it Kikyo?" said Saeble.

"Where are my evil serpents?" asked Kikyo, coming down the stairs.

Then, out of no where, Jet came rushing into the room. He was being swarmed by Kikyo's serpents. Jet let out a cry of anger and grabbed a dining room chair. He started to swing the chair around, but the serpents still continued to swarm.

"Armbrust honey? Could you please calm Jet down?" asked Saeble sweetly.

"Why me?" whined Armbrust. But with one death-glare from Saeble, he marched towards the battle scene, armed with his briefcase. He stopped short and turned to Saeble's mother, "Miss Lumiere, would you mind giving me a hand?"

Lumiere smiled kindly, "Of course I wouldn't." She walked up to join Armbrust.

Then Éclair smashed through a window and joined Armbrust and Lumiere without a second thought.

The doorbell rang.

"I'll get that!" chirped Shigure, who had been awakened from a nap by the recent events.

Shigure opened the door, hoping to find a cute girl scout, or other high school girl, but instead he found an impassive looking dog demon.

"I am Sesshoumaru. I am here to get Kikyo. Tell her Kagura is waiting on the feather."

Shigure looked very disappointed, "Oh… you're no high school girl…alright… KIKYO! Your boyfriend is here!"

"Huh? Major Spaz is here?" Kikyo came to the door.

Sesshoumaru twitched, "I am no Spaz."

Kikyo stared at the white haired dog demon, "Hey… you're not Major Spaz…"

Shigure yawned and went to go watch the Serpent Battle. Saeble came to the door, "Oh! Who are you?" she questioned.

"I am Sesshoumaru a cousin of Sano."

"SANO! My arch-enemy Sano?"

"How many idiots named Sano are there in the world," droned Sesshoumaru.

"True… so…are you on Sano's side?"

"No. He's an idiotic stickman."

Saeble smiled and hugged Sesshoumaru. He took a step back in shock. A second later, the dog demon pushed Saeble away with his right hand. (His ONLY hand…)

Saeble still had a smile on her face as she hopped back to the Room of the Serpent Battle.

"Hey Armbrust! Guess what! We're getting a divorce!" announced Saeble, rater happily.

"Wha-? But I'm going to fight our daughter's evil serpents for you!" pleaded Armbrust.

"SO! I love Sesshoumaru! Not you!"

"Well then I'm going to get together with your aunt Éclair!" yelled back Armbrust.

Back at the door, Kikyo was staring at Sesshoumaru, "So… are you going to be my new father?"

Sesshoumaru stared at Kikyo in silence. He turned towards the awaiting feather. "Let's just go embarrass Inuyahsa. If we're lucky, we'll be able to get Jaken as well."

"Alrighty!" chirped Kikyo.