Clark jerked his head away from his shoes. Someone was tapping his shoulder. It was Chloe.

"Hey, Clark! Pete went to the bathroom. So…." Chloe flipped out a notepad and pencil.

"What's that secret your hiding?"

"I'M NOT AN ALIEN AND I DON'T HAVE SUPERNATURAL POWERS! I-I mean, um, just kidding! Haha!" Clark chuckled nervously.

"I-I'm lactose intolerant." Clark started to run to the bathroom.

"THAT'S NOT TRUE! I SAW YOU DRINK MILK YESTERDAY! CLARK!" Chloe shrieked.

Pete was exiting the bathroom just as Clark was entering. Clark went into one of the stalls.

Chloe can't get me in here, he thought. Just then someone tapped his shoulder.

"CHLOE, WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME!" Clark bellowed.

"Dude! I'm not Chloe! I'm Peter." A voice behind him said. Clark twirled around.

"Your not Pete!"

"NO! I'm Peter. Peter Parker."

"Oh."

"Well, how about you join my club? I know your secret, Clark ."

"What secret?"

"Don't play dumb. Your secret's safe with me."

"So who are you again?"

"SPIDER-MAN, YOU DIM WITTED FARM BOY!"

"Oh…"

"Newsflash! I have a secret too!"

"So, what's the club?"

"The Teenage Losers United Club! (Who are also superheroes!)"

"But I'm not a loser!"

"Dude, you locked yourself into a bathroom stall on prom night. You don't have a date! LOSER."

"Don't go there, freakish!" Clark waved his hand in a Talk to the hand position.

Spider-man had a disgusted look on his face.

"Uh…sorry…" Clark said, quickly putting his hand down.

"So, are you in?"

"I guess…"

"Great!" Peter shook Clark's hand and leapt away.

Lex tucked his tie in just as Lionel waltzed in.

"Come, Lex. You have to chaperone at the Spring Formal."

"I know, But I have to be fashionably late."

The clock ticked 8:01.

"Well, I'm off! To the 8:00 Formal! How cool am I, being fashionably late?" Lex continued to talk to himself all the way to the Formal. At the formal, he found that Jonathan and Martha were chaperoning, too. He braced himself for the worse. Jonathan plastered on the fakest smile and shook Lex's hand.

"So, how are your PSYCHO classes? YES, LEX LUTHOR, ALMIGHTY LUTHOR, TAKES PSYCHO CLASSES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Jonathan!" Martha hissed. Lex was a bright shade of red. Clark soon exited the bathroom, cautiously avoiding Chloe. People were snickering at Jonathan's comment. Suddenly, Clark couldn't see where he was going. People were shrieking; the lights went off. Just as Clark was about to rip open the door, he felt very weak. He tumbled to the floor, and Jonathan and Martha were there in an instant. Jonathan realized that green kryptonite was bordering the walls. (Dum dum dum!)

Authors' notes: We promise we'll get to the main chapter in the next chapter. Though we terribly wish we did, we don't own any Smallville characters. So don't sue us!