Mwuhahahaha
Everyone stood there, stunned. Even the break dancing Lex halted his performance.
"Is someone up there playing a trick?" asked Martha nervously.
"Don't worry, Mom. It was probably nobody." Clark reassured her.
"It was probably just the wind." Lex tried. Everyone stared at him.
"Lex, it's never just the wind, and that was a voice over the intercom. The windows aren't even open!" Clark pointed out. Lex backed away.
"I don't think it will come back. Hey, has anyone seen Chloe? Her arousingly annoying-I mean, sweet gentle voice hasn't pierced the air for a while." Clark said. Everyone scanned the room. It was true, Chloe was nowhere to be seen. Clark shrugged his shoulders and began toying with the straw in his daiquiri. Suddenly someone shrieked,
"Lana's missing, too!" Clark stood up abruptly and bellowed, "I must save Lana! (and Chloe.)" Everyone stared at him. "I mean, uh…I have to go potty. I mean to the bathroom!" He darted to the bathrooms.
"Um, Mrs. Kent?" Pete asked feverishly. "Does Clark have bladder problems?"
Clark trotted around the school, searching for Lana.(and Chloe.) But mostly Lana. He rounded a corner and found a rusted door. A large sign that said messily," Don't come in here!" Was on the sign.
"Hmmm….It says don't go in, so that means…." Suddenly, Clark gasped because he caught sight of a small ant on the floor. Then his eyes drifted back to the door. "Well, if it says don't come in, I better go in." He concluded. He shoved the door aside and stepped in.
"Ah, stupid farm boy, you fell for my trick!" A wispy voice croaked. Clark gasped as he scanned the room; Lana and Chloe lay unconscious on the floor. He rushed over to revive Lana, (and Chloe), but with great force was thrust aside. Suddenly, he received punches in his face from seemingly nowhere. As he lay on the floor, Lana's necklace was being lifted into the air and placed around Clark's neck.
"Like, invisible dude, the necklace doesn't work anymore. It got cleared of its krypotonitish freakishness in episode 11 of season two, Visage. Like, duh!" Clark snapped.
"Wait…but then Whitney would be dead…"
There was an eerie silence.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. I have to watch it. But I'm about to kill you so in the morning people will find your twisted mangled body on the floor." The voice whispered.
Clark gasped.
"So you were gonna have a sleepover?" Clark pressed enthusiastically.
"NO, you idiotic flannel-wearing never changes his underpants farmboy!" The voice boomed.
"Hey, I change my underwear! See!" Clark pulled out the rim of his underwear and printed in dark letters was MONDAY.
"Ohh….what day is it?"
"Sunday." The voice grouched.
"Oh, then I don't change my underwear, I forgot."
"CAN WE GET BACK TO KILLING YOU?"
"Oh, sure, I forgot,…..HEY! THAT'S MEAN!"
The voice snarled and a dagger appeared. He stabbed Clark, but the sword shattered. Shards flung everywhere, and one was aimed right for Lana's forehead.
"NO!" Clark leapt dramatically and blocked the blow. A shard was flying towards Chloe, but Clark was staring at the wall, and it gave her a tiny cut. The voice was getting pretty annoyed, and he grasped Chloe, holding his dagger at her throat.
"Surrender or I will kill her." It hissed. Clark yawned.
"Uh, I don't really feel like saving her." He said. The person thing grabbed Lana.
"I must save them!" Clark shrieked, and he lunged forward at the thing. The thing lurched backward, and Clark slammed into a wall. The thing snarled and said,
"Surrender!" It started to cut Chloe's throat, but not enough to kill her. Clark saw something very interesting in the distance, and he drooled a little. He started to cut Lana's.
"NO!" he launched himself at the thing, and managed to grab it. He slammed his fist into the thing's skull and dragged the unconscious thingy to the door. But suddenly, the thing grabbed Clark by the throat, a green kryptonite rock in its hand. Clark tumbled to the floor. Suddenly, a window smashed, and Krypto glided through. He bit the thing in the head and bounded out the door. Clark followed happily, Chloe carelessly hauled behind him and dragged her, while cradling Lana lovingly. Once back to the gym, people were delighted to see them all. Clark suddenly collapsed, but everyone was safe. He was just tired. And everyone was happy! Yay! The end.
Authors notes: Hope you enjoyed it! More Smallville stories are coming.
