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Operation: A.C.T.I.O.N.

All

Children

Try

Intimidating

Oblivious

Nerds

"Kids Next Door, battle stations!" Numbuh 1 leaped from the large rock he was standing on and pointed heroically at Father, ready for action. Numbuh 4 raced towards Father and attempted a flying karate kick, only to be grabbed by the ankle and ruthlessly tossed aside. Next, Numbuh 5 zapped him in the face with the pop bottle laser gun she so much favored.

"Gah! You Kids Next Door are a menace! I will have the code module and there's nothing you can do about it!" Father aimed a burst of flame at Abigail. She leaped and dodged the attack and landed fast by Numbuh 1.

"Well, hello, Numbuh 5." Numbuh 1 smiled. Numbuh 5 stared at him with a look on her face that screams "NOT NOW".

"Uh, or not…" Numbuh 1 rested his hands on top of his head and chuckled nervously. Numbuh 2 was wandering around by the house with Numbuh 3 stalking him with not so much breathing room. He lazily sat on the ground, picked up a nearby hose, and began examining it. Numbuh 3 looked down curiously. She tilted her head to one side.

From the battle area, it appeared as if they were just chatting it up until Numbuh 3 darted off with lightning speed. Numbuh 1 trailed off into thought. What are they doing? Can't they see we're supposed to be battling with Father right now! Honestly! Numbuh 3 returned to Numbuh 2 with what looked like a wrench. He grabbed it and began working furiously. After about 5 minutes, they stood up and ran to the scene with the hose grasped tightly in Numbuh 2's hands.

"Now we're ready!" You could sense the macho, here we go tone in Numbuh 2's voice. He aimed the hose at father and blasted him into kingdom come. He obviously spoofed the hose with extra blasting power.

"Don't look now, but it looks like surf's up!" Numbuh 2 dropped the hose and crossed his arms triumphantly. It was dead silent. Looks like another one of his humorless puns.

"Oh, brother." Once again, Numbuh 2 failed to impress Numbuh 5. Not that she should be impressed.; he just isn't all that funny. Father was soaked and lost all fire power. He walked home with his head down in defeat.

"Whee! Father lost, we won! He is suh a LEW-ZUR!" Numbuh 3 giddily clapped and bounced around the mangled Numbuh 4. He groaned. How did he beat me so fast! Numbuh 3 is just mocking me! T.T They slowly made their way up to the tree house.