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"So Mr Vasquez, how much do you remember?"

Alex looked over at the man in the back of the car as they drove him to the hospital. Jhonen sighed.

"Uh…she pounced on me, and then…took me up there."

"Do you remember anything else?" Jon asked.

"No."

"Good. You don't want to." Alex smiled wickedly. "It didn't sound very pleasant – for you, at least."

Jon scowled. "Don't remind me. You…" He pulled over and turned to face the other man. "You're lucky I don't kill you right now…"

"Jon, he didn't exactly have a choice…" Alex shot him a warning look, and glanced back at Jhonen Vasquez. "Please, Mr Vasquez, we didn't know she had you until yesterday."

"Why's he so annoyed?"

"Jon is Louise's boyfriend. Get driving, Jon. Anyway, he doesn't like the idea of you being in her room…"

"But…"

"I know, she kidnapped you. But the thing about Lou, is that she is clinically insane. She gets obsessed very easily. And we thought she was just joking when she said she would try and take you home…"

"Wait a minute – she told you she would try and kidnap me? And you did nothing?"

"We didn't know she really would! It was just a joke…" Alex sighed. "Is there any way we can convince you not to press charges?"


Louise was sat on the floor, playing absently with a random torture device. Jon was sitting, wrapped in a towel, waiting for his stained trousers to come out of the washing machine. Alex was sitting on an armchair, reading a book in an effort to keep her eyes well away from Jon.

"Well, this has all turned out well."

Alex didn't look up from her book when she replied to Jon's airy statement. "Apart from the fact that Jhonen Vasquez has to undergo serious counselling, yes. Louise, you are so lucky he didn't press assault charges."

"I know. I'm surprised our batch of brownies was enough to keep him happy, though." Louise said speculatively.

Alex smiled. "So no more kidnapping?"

"No more kidnapping."

There was a five-minute silence. "Alex…."

"Yes?"

"Want to come with me to the next Green Day concert? I have tickets, and I'm pretty sure I can get backstage…"


THE END!

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