Like an angel from heaven
Chapter 5 special - Shino and Kankuro's date from hell
Hello little pretties. Its me again. Didya love that chappie I wrote? u did? Well now it is time for a special. Shino and Kankuro's date...a day in Deathtrap Theme park. But first a bit of a recap of what happened AFTER Shikamaru walked into Naruto's room...Soz that this took sooo long, i have exams as well as the other story to finish.
"Oh...my...god...IS THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD GOING GAY?!?!?!" Shikamaru felt like he was going to collapse onto the floor as he saw Naruto having sex with...UCHIHA SASUKE?!?!?! Now this was getting worse every time. Naruto just sighed as he blushed again, the thought of being caught too unreal. Sasuke blushed as well as he thought 'If that Shika-dude tells Ino, I am so fucked'.
"Well, whaddya want Shikamaru?" Naruto's voice seemed parched as his electric guitarist snapped out of his state of shock.
"I wanted to know if I could borrow...uh...your tape recorder..."
"It's in the cupboard...just get it quickly before anyone else..." Naruto was silenced when he heard another set of footsteps approach his door. It was none other than Kiba, who was like a brother to Naruto.
"Hey Naruto I was just gonna ask if...." He looked into the blonde's room to find what Shikamaru was gawking at, and all at once the bass guitarists face went white as a sheet....
"OH MY GOD NO!!!!! NOT YOU TOO NARUTO!!! THE WORLD'S GONE GAY!!!!"
Naruto sighed again. Was there anymore people at the doorway? But he didn't care that anyone knew, as long as he was with Sasuke, who was lying there blushing madly, then he was happy.
Next Day - Saturday
Shino woke up to the sound of birds singing in the backyard. He opened his eyes wearily, the birds reminding him of what life was like at his home mansion. He slowly got up, placed his feet on the black and white checked carpet, and grabbed his shotgun from the side of his dressing table. He aimed it out of the window and pulled the trigger, instantly scaring away the birds.
"Bloody nuisances!!! TAKE THIS!!!!!" Shino started to rave as he shot the birds one by one, the bullets hitting their targets in one shot. He was on his third bird when he heard a shout from Shikamaru, who was on the next level.
"SHINO YOU DICKHEAD!! STOP THAT GUN-SHOOTING ALREADY, I AM TRYING-TO-SLEEP!!!" The drummer sighed as he placed his gun back beside the dressing table. He looked at his calendar as he placed on his black glasses.
Well...I have my first date with Kankuro today...this is gonna be fun, I guess. Shino sighed once more as he took off his black pyjamas, leaving him with only boxers on. He then went to his cupboard and chose an outfit to suit his mood - a black long-sleeved top, black pants and a trench coat that was you guessed it pitch black. The drummer combed his hair, making it stand upwards as he placed the ear-rings in his ears before going to the kitchen.
As he walked into his dining room however, he was halted by one of his servants.
"Mister Aburame, there is a person here to see you. He is in the living room." Shino shook his head slightly as he was led into the lounge room. When he entered the living room, his attitude became more positive when he saw that the person who was waiting for him was....
"Kankuro. You came early." The other boy was sitting on Shino's black and white couch, his head covered by a cape that was draped over the sand-sibling's head. Like Shino, Kankuro was wearing nothing but black.
"I came because I wanted to see you, Shino-kun." the other boy smiled as he stood up from the couch, walking into the awaiting arms of Shino. The drummer placed a small kiss on the other boy's lips before standing there, his arms firmly around the sand sibling.
"So, where do you want to go today?" Kankuro thought for a minute, not really thinking about what he wanted to do with Shino. Then his brain thought of a great idea of a date.
"Shino-kun, how about we go to Death-trap amusement centre?" Shino took some time to register what his sand-sibling boyfriend had just suggested.
Death Trap Amusement Centre....that doesn't sound like a safe place. He looked down at the slightly shorter sand sibling, and sighed.
Oh look at him with those puppy-like eyes. I can't resist those damned eyes. Damn it I wish I were a rock, they don't feel a thing.
"Alright Kankuro, we'll do what you want to do today. Death Trap Amusement Centre it is." The sand sibling smiled as he hugged his drummer boyfriend.
"Arigatou, Shino-kun, you make me so happy!" With this the couple shared another kiss. Shino thought as he kissed his sand-sibling boyfriend 'I never knew that I would be gay, oh well. Life never seems to turn out the way most people say its supposed to be.' Their kiss was interrupted when once again Shikamaru entered the drummer's living room.
"Oh great. I see enough of that crap from Naruto and that slut-boy Sasuke, but I DON'T-NEED-TO-SEE-IT NOW!!!!" Kankuro's eyes widened as he registered in his mind Shikamaru's words.
"Naruto...and Sasuke...?" Shino sighed as he placed his hand on his head.
You Idiot Shikamaru....
"Shikamaru, did you need anything?"
"Yeah, I just wanna borrow some DVD's from you. I could go to Naruto, but he's too busy being fucked by slut-boy Sasuke." Kankuro's eyes widened even more at that sentence.
"Sasuke...and Naruto...ARE TOGETHER!!!" Shino sighed as he went up to the electric guitarist, passing him a key.
"They're in the closet next to the TV. Oh yea, next time keep your mouth shut, you just told Kankuro about the Naruto/Sasuke thing." Shikamaru looked at Kankuro, whose face had now gone white as a sheet, shock covering his face like a blanket.
"Oook then. Well, thanks for the key."
"That's okay." Shino then turned to his shocked lover. " Shall we go now, Kankuro?" The shocked sand sibling's colour soon changed to normal as he heard his boyfriend's voice.
"Okay then, Shino-kun." Kankuro smiled as he held Shino's hand. Shino reacted by grasping onto Kankuro's hand with his own.
Wow, I really do like Kankuro. Shino thought as the two walked out the door.
An hour later
"GO TO HELL, YA FREAKING NO-GOOD DRIVER!!!" Kankuro shouted as he exited the bus with Shino. It seemed that the bus driver and Kankuro got into a fight over bus fares. The sand sibling thought he and Shino were being ripped off and he voiced his opinions....Literally.
"I'LL SEE YA IN HELL YOU FUCKHEAD!!!" The bus driver yelled as he left Shino and Kankuro, scaring his passengers. Shino sighed as he and his sand boyfriend entered the theme park. There a lady stepped forward to the couple.
"Welcome to the Death Trap Amusement Centre, you must be an Aburame. " Shino was amazed. How did she know that he was an..... "Your father owns this theme park, so you can have as many tokens as you and your...Uhhh...friend want." Shino sighed again as he was handed at least 2 to 300 tokens.
Trust you to buy this amusement park dad...
The lady waved as Shino and Kankuro entered the theme park, having a glance at the rides before one of the roller coasters caught Kankuro's eye.
"Shino-kun, let's go on the corkscrew!! author: oh the irony of that name" Shino gazed at the roller coaster with all its twists and sharp edges, and the drummer's stomach turn backwards.
Damned roller coasters. He then noticed the gleam in his boyfriend's eyes, and he couldn't help but give in.
"Alright...." Kankuro smiled as he clutched his drummer boyfriend's hand and raced to the roller coaster entrance. Shino sighed again while his boyfriend scared away the long crowd. After all, he was a sand sibling. The clerk that the pair greeted turned pale when the pair arrived at the front.
"T...To...Tokens...please..." Kankuro said nothing as he handed 4 tokens over to the clerk. But before the two got onto the carriage, Kankuro gave a warning to the clerk.
"You should have let us in without the tokens, you might just be next on my list...." Shino just shook his head as they were loaded onto the back carriage. Since everybody else was too afraid of Kankuro, it seemed that Shino and his sand boyfriend had the carriage to themselves. As soon as the other carriages were filled, the ride started. Much to Shino's dismay, there was a giant hill ahead of them, one which looked more like a mountain. The drummer sighed as the carriages reached the summit of the mountain.
Damn rollercoaster....if I knew we were coming here, I wouldn't have eaten breakfast. As his face turned into an obvious shade of green, Kankuro could not have been more happier to be on a practical death trap.
Wowowowow, I can't believe we're on the infamous corkscrew, the one ride that has sent all its riders to the sickbay. Oh, why's Shino-kun's face so green? The rollercoaster came to a brief stop before hurdling down hill, which was where Shino went from that point. Turns and twists, round abouts as well as about 5 loops, all this was repeated at least 4 times. Shino's stomach felt like he was going to throw not only breakfast, but dinner from the night before.
God let me survive this.....
However when the ride finally ended, the dropping feeling that was existent throughout the ride was still with the drummer, while his sand boyfriend looked as though stars had hit his eyes.
"THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!" the sand sibling practically screamed as he ran in circles. He turned to his lover, who was stumbling from the ride, his face a shade of deep green. "Shino-kun, let's eat some lunch." The words 'lunch' was the last trigger. Much to Kankuro's amazement, Shino clasped his mouth in his hands and ran to the nearby toilets.
A half hour later
"Great, now I'm hungry," Shino sighed as he wiped off the last of the vomit from his mouth. Kankuro looked at the ground with guilt etched into his eyes. Shino sighed again as he placed an arm arm around the Sand sibling. "Hey, what's with the face?" Kankuro looked up at his guy with a guilty look across his face.
"You got sick because of me..." Kankuro looked down onto the ground again before feeling his boyfriend wrap his arms around the sand sibling. He looked up and saw that Shino was smiling, even though the drummer was still suffering from motion sickness.
"Look Kankuro, don't worry about it," the drummer sighed as he placed a kiss on the sand sibling's forehead. "Now let's get something to eat okay?" Kankuro just nodded as the drummer walked himself- and his boyfriend, to a nearby cafe. There the pair were greeted by a young girl with short, straight, blonde hair and blue eyes. She recognized Shino immediately and started to giggle before uttering her words to the drummer.
"M-may I take your o-order?" she said as she shakily grabbed a pen and notebook from the counter. Shino just sighed as the girl looked at him as though he were her trophy.
Damned fans, can't they just leave me the fuck alone? He thought bitterly as he looked at the menu, before looking at Kankuro, an idea springing up inside his brain.
"Uh yes, me and my boyfriend would like a Double Decker feast with 6 pieces of chicken for me please?" The girl looked at Shino, then at Kankuro, before collapsing to the ground in a heap. The pair looked behind the counter, where the girl was lying. A few workers came and helped her, taking Shino and Kankuro's orders at the same time.
"Your meal won't be too long guys," one of the male workers said before going back into the kitchen. Kankuro shrugged as he followed Shino to a table where they both sat down. They waited only 5 minutes before the meal arrived, but when it did, it was their meal, but with 15 different extras on the side.
"The fuck is this??" Shino asked as he pointed to the colossal pile of food in front of him.
"You ordered the Double Decker right?" Shino nodded. "Well, this is it." Shino turned away from the waiter-boy, and looked at the food, only to find that Kankuro had started his reign on the food. Shino sighed before paying the waiter. He then turned to his gorging boyfriend.
This is gonna be a long day.... Shino started on the food and he couldn't believe how good the chicken tasted. Before long, half of the food disappeared. Any person who was passing the pair of gorging lovers could hear grunts and snorts from the pair. Soon the food was gone and the pair sat on the chairs, rubbing their guts with content.
"So Shino, what do we do now?" Kankuro asked as he tried to stand up, tottering at first before gaining his balance. Shino followed, however it took him longer to recover as he couldn't stop falling over. Shino looked around before he grinned, grasping the sand sibling by the wrist and tugged him to the haunted house.
At the haunted house
"This is so gay," Kankuro groaned as he and Shino walked down the dark halls. The screeching noises and incessant screaming coinciding with the dark were just perfect for Shino. He turned and pulled the unsuspecting sand to him. "Sh...Shino?" Kankuro looked up and saw that the drummer had a slightly glazed look in his eyes, something which Kankuro got excited. The drummer gently pinned Kankuro to a nearby wall. The pair then shared a passionate kiss, before Shino stopped briefly.
"Hmm? What is it Shino?"
"Hey Kankuro?"
"Yeah?"
"Let's have a little fun while we're here, you know...." With this he gently lifted the Sand sibling's jumper and shirt, stroking his hand across the sand sibling's chest and stomach, making Kankuro shiver under Shino's touch. He pulled the drummer closer to him, kissing him as the sand sibling wrapped his arms-as well as legs, around Shino, agreeing to Shino's offer. But as the heated passion became more heated, a voice echoed from the wall.
"Hey, can I like, Join in?" Kankuro swerved around to the direction of the wall, noticing that there was a door knob. He flung it open to find that there was a guy inside. The anger of Kankuro rose to unspeakable levels and Shino sighed as Kankuro let go.
"FUUUUCK YOUUUU!!!"
Later
"Well, wasn't that fun Shino-kun?" Kankuro smiled as he dragged a now white-faced Shino out of the theme park.
"I don't see how beating a guy senseless and getting a 2 month ban from the theme park is considered fun..." Shino uttered as he saw the bus coming. He then looked down at a smiling Kankuro and surprisingly, he smiled back. "Say, when we get back to the house, let's do something 'fun'. Kankuro smiled as Shino wrapped his arm around the Sand boy's waist.
This will be an interesting relationship indeed.... The bus came, and, to Shino's horror, it was the bus driver from before.
"I'm back BITCH!!!" the driver said as Kankuro stepped up to the bus.
"Fuck you trailer-trash!!!" Was Kankuro's reply. Shino sighed as he sat down, clasping his forehead as Kankuro and the driver fought.
This is going to be a long afternoon.....
Meanwhile.....
"Hey Sasuke..." Naruto panted as he and Sasuke laid together on the bed, their 'work' finished.
"Yeah?" Sasuke replied as he clambered on top of Naruto, kissing the blonde's chest before kissing him on the mouth. Naruto grinned as he wrapped his arms around the Uchiha's neck. The pair pulled away briefly, mainly for breath.
"You read my mind Sasuke."
"I know what people want, and I know what you want too...." With this Naruto kissed Sasuke, wrapping his legs around the Uchiha's waist. But as they were about to proceed for the 10th time, a voice shot them out of their activity.
"What's in this room Shika-kun?"
"Oh god don't go in there!!!" Too late. The door flung open to reveal that the voice belonged to Ino, and as she gazed blankly at a naked Sasuke on top of Naruto, her face became paler.
"OH MY GOD CAN WE GET ANY PRIVACY IN THIS HOUSE!!!" Naruto shouted as Ino fainted.
Sorry that took soo long, oh well. I have been on a holiday. But next chappie. Sakura becomes the evil bitch we know and decides to break up with Lee to get to Naruto. But to do that, she has to get rid of Sasuke. So she devises an evil scheme that will shake Naruto to the core.
