First, notes to my reviewers…
The Hobbit Lass: I don't know if same-sex marriage is aloud in Tortall… I would guess not.
silver-celestial: Sorry, I totally ruined your idea… I blame it on my mind getting totally distracted from And why is it that everyone thinks that guys shouldn't wear skirts (unless they're kilts, which aren't really skirts anyway…) while girls can wear pants and shorts? It doesn't make sense to me.
jfj/ the real antonio/ antonio x: STOP REVIEWING, C!!!
wild black fire: Which cookie? You can have Joren's, but not the pink one… That one's my pet.
Tortalls Resident Wildchild: Sorry, I'm not good with humor, but I'll try harder.
RabidEnyaFan: I can't poof in anyone from The Circle of Magic books because it's Tortallan Court, but I am thinking about an interesting songfic for those characters...
Dom's Lover: I'll think about it… It might take me a while to write though… Everyone would be outraged! Hehehe…
HikariandTakeru4eva: Thanks!
Hey, does anyone remember if I put a disclaimer in the beginning that applies to all chapters? Well:
Disclaimer that is applicable to all chapters in this fanfic, as well as in any other fanfics I have created where I forgot about the disclaimer: I own no person, place, or idea created by the brilliant Tamora Pierce or any other people I happen to take ideas from.
Chapter 5 Part 2
Writer: Now, Alanna… maybe…
Alanna: No! No maybes, maydays, or mayonnaise about it!
Writer: Okay, you suck at insults.
Alanna: That was not an idiot, you stupid… person, thing… And anyway, you're the one who wrote it.
Writer: Ahem… Ummm… (with sudden gusto) Aly! Would you like to say something?!
Aly: I'm not talking anymore to either of you because you brought me here and she's acting like a marmoset!
Everyone gasps!
Man in the crowd: Hang her! Get her for her coarse language!!!
Aly: What? Are you people crazy? Marmoset isn't a bad word… It's an animal…
Writer: I thought you weren't talking.
Aly: Oh, right.
Man in the crowd: Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
Aly: Mmph!!!
Alanna: No! You are not aloud to hang my daughter unless I say so...
Writer: (to you guys who are reading this) Thank the Goddess! There is an end to this!
Alanna: …Drown her instead!
Writer: Nevermind…
Aly: Mph! Mm mm mphm mm mm mph mm!
Writer: Huh?
Aly: Mm mm mphm mm mm mph mm!!!
Writer: What's that?
Aly: Oh, just poof us all away!!!!!!
Writer: Oh, that's what you said… Okay.
Everyone is poofed away because I can't stand this plot because I didn't set it up very well…sighs...
