A Little Note from the Author

Writer: Ah, yes… This is the Author's Note… The thing no reader likes to read… The thing that makes the reader cringe and wonder when, if ever, the fic will be updated...

Alanna: If no one likes to read it then why are you writing it?

Writer: Shush!

Alanna: Go shush! yourself…

Writer: You can't tell me what to do… Anyway, I have to talk to the readers.

Alanna: Oh sure… You have to talk to them! It's always them, them, THEM! What about ME! Hmph!

Writer: Alanna… I really need to talk to them, so please just be quiet for a moment… Everyone, I'm terribly sorry to tell you this, but I do not have the next chapter written.

Alanna: Gasp! You bitch! No chapter? How will people be able to admire my skillful warriorfulness?

Writer: That isn't a word.

Alanna: What isn't?

Writer: Warriorfullness…

Alanna: I'm not talking to you!

Writer: Fine! That was what I wanted in the first place. So what I was trying to say was: Not only do I not have the next chapter written, I also don't think I'll feel like writing much for a while…

Alanna: Oh! How could you!

Writer: Oh shutup!

Alanna: Hmph (again)!

Writer: I have opened an account on and uploaded a few things, but I probably won't be writing very much on there either… You can look me up if you want… I'm still jollyrancher-j2k (but the lookup thing doesn't work here, so who knows if I'll show up…) I am working on two fanfics in the meantime, but they are in my school notebook and I REALLY hate typing things up! I hope you understand, but with school and life and tiredness… I just can't do this at the moment. I promise I'll update as soon as I write the next chapter though… Thank you sooo much for reading this!

Alanna: That was annoying!

Writer: What? Wouldn't it have been more annoying to just leave them hanging?

Alanna: No, 'cause then they could have pretended that you'd died or been severely injured…

Writer: Oh, thanks for the uplifting thoughts.

Alanna: No problem! Well, bye y'all… See ya again when this lazy girl gets her ass in gear!

Writer: Oh, and thank you extra lots for those of you who reviewed after chapter 8... Yay! I have new reviewers!