Title: Armageddon HP Style
Author: Jennifer
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, nor do I own and original scenes or dialogue from the movie Armageddon.
Author's note: I'm sorry that last chapter was so short. There really wasn't much in that chapter of the movie.
Chapter Seventeen: Ron (and the others) to the Rescue
"Take a look, guys, and embrace the horror!" Draco yelled. "We got front row tickets to the end of the Earth!"
Harry was staring down, thinking about how they had failed. Suddenly, his intercom crackled to life. He raised his eyes. Over the hills of razor-sharp rock came the other Armadillo, with Ron, Blaise, and Volga.
"YEAHHH!" Harry screamed happily.
"Harry!" Ron yelled.
They got closer and Ron stopped the Armadillo. Then, the three of them got out., Ron faced Harry. "Did ya miss me?" he asked happily.
"Ron, I got just five words for ya: DAMN GLAD TO SEE YA, BOY!" Harry yelled.
"That's six words," Ron laughed. "So where's this hole you need dug?"
"William, you're not going to believe this, but the other Armadillo has arrived!" everyone clapped and cheered.
"Your boyfriend's back," William said to Hermione. She smiled happily.
"Houston, drilling has recommenced," Commander Teg said.
"Do you think they can drill two hundred fifty feet in an hour?" William asked.
Hermione sighed. "They better."
"Punch it through," Harry said. "We've got one hour, two hundred fifty feet to drill. This is our last transmission, last drill bit."
"Goin' down!" Ron said as he drove the drill further into the ground.
Then, the ground began to rumble. "Damn! Not another earthquake!" yelled Harry.
"It's how we lost Oliver," George said.
"Ron, back out now!" Harry screamed.
"I know what I'm doing!"
"We're gonna blow the transmission! Back out now!"
"Dammit, if you're ever gonna trust me, ever, for once in your life, trust me now!" Ron yelled.
It was time to make that life-or-death decision. "Drive it through," Harry said.
"Alright I'm goin' through her!" Ron yelled.
Meanwhile, Smith ran through the ship and past Draco, who was bound and gagged to a chair. "Hey!" Draco tried to say.
Smith pulled the tape off of his mouth and looked at Draco.
"What? Just tryin' to have some fun before I die!" he protested.
"Whoa, they got problems," said NASA official Teller. "Earthquake…"
"How deep are we…?" Harry managed to say.
"Seven seventy- five!" Ron yelled.
"Keep goin'!" Harry yelled.
"Seven eighty! Seven eighty five!"
Teller watched the screen. "Seven eighty-five, come on, come on…"
"Seven ninety-one! Ninety-four! Ninety-eight! Eight-oh-two, Harry!" Ron yelled triumphantly.
"YEAH BABY!" Harry screamed.
"It's not over till we get the bomb down that hole…" said George.
