Halo 2 Parady!

Me: Welcome to my first Halo story!

Mew2oflight: YEAH! SO READ!

M. Chief: Thanks for letting me be in the begining.

Me: Thank you for the weapons.

M. Chief: Yeah well so what do I do anyways?

Me: Read this sign.

M. Chief: This is a funny thing about Cheif entering a new world, each different chapter shall be different. also they may be two-parters. Well enjoy!

Chapter 1: The stupidity of Ash.

It seems that Chief had a little problen in one of the Network machines again...

Chief: Look okay I know what I am doing Carlos! (Carlos is his cousin)

Carlos: Look I could just buy a new computer.

Chief: Look I can just fix i- AHAHAAAAAAHHHH! (Gets electro shocked)

Carlos: HOLY SHIT, CHEIF!

Chief: (Is knocked out) xx

Chiefs dream.

Chief: Damn where the fuck am I?

: Hey I heard someone! (Exits from bush

)Chief: Who the fuck are you?

Ash: My name is Ash Ketchem.

Chief: You know your last name sounds like Catch'em.

Brock: I TOLD YOU YOU LITTLE PRICK!

Ash: Hey, so what if my name sounds like that, that doesn't mean anything.

May: Hey Ash who is that?

Chief: My name is 117 Spartin, but everybody calls me MASTER CHIEF!

Max: Yeay,yeay.

Chief: YOU THINK MY NAME IS NOT COOL! (Grabs plasma gerenade and attaches it to Max)

Max: Hey whats thi-(Blowes up throwing bits of pices of organs, mostly the spleen though.)

Ash: (Just looks) NICE ONE!

May: Man I was going to do that! (Holds gerenade thats missing pin) OH SHIT!

Ash: Hey is that that the Mind Reader Counch from Xiolin Showdown? (Grabs it and puts it on his ear) Hmmm... Don't ear any- (Blows up)

Chief: Well he probaly heard a slight ringing sound, but he was nowhere near it.

Brock:... Well I'm gone. (Walks away)

May: Okay. Well best go home.

Chief: Hey whats tha- (Team Rocket crashes on him) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MY BRAIN!

Carlos: Hey, your awake.

Chief: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!

Carlos: Well you got knocked out from some volt of electricity.

Chief: Next time, I'm wearing gloves when fixing wires.

Moral of story: DON'T WATCH XIOLIN SHOWDOWN!

May: (Walks backon screen) Well that was fun!

Brock: Yeah, we killed to more stunt doubles!

Ash: make that one stunt double.

Chief: When I just first saw him, I knew I would kill him. God, don't bless his soul.

Me: Well read and review. Plus give me some ideas on new chapters.

Chief: BOOM CHACKA LACKA BOOM!

Me: Well... Joins in BOOM CHACKA LACKA BOOM!

Ash,Brock, and May: (Joins in as well)

Every body: BOOM CHACKA LACKA BOOM!