Me: Well hello and welcome to Halo Stories, re-vamped is whats next!
117: Even I don't know what you mean.
Me: Well it means that the story will ethier be like the last one with cross-overs or the new one which is coming up. Now people read!
Chapter 2: More serious ain't it?
On Earth and for no apparent reason we zoom in to a sniper look out point.
"Lets see what we have here." Roger said to himself as he looked through his scope."Holy shit Elites!" He yelled as he fired his gun. Problem was that all he had left were special radio transponders. He looked at a small rader on his scope and learned an amazing discovery,"Damn I shot twice and they went right on the Elites necks!". He then started to hear there conversation.
"Why are we here?" A Blue Elite asked.
"Well ,Riku, I would say because the damn Phrophets are fucking morons who hate all sentinal live. Hell we knew about this place centuries ago but from the looks of things there goverment covered it all up. Damn government." The gold Elite told him.
"Hey Miko."
"Yeah?"
"How in the name of the Ring's did you get that armor?"
"Stole it. It scares the grunts like hell and the Marines freak out really good as well." Miko told him in a gruff tone.
"Why the gruff tone?"
"Getting sick a bit I guess.This planet's atmosphere is wo-Hey what the hell is that?" Miko asked as he noticed the small blinking light on Riku."Fuck we've been spyed!"
"God damn it seriously? Wel-Hold on I think I found who did it." Riku said as he grabed a Beam Riffel and shot.
"URRRK, BLEEEEEGH!" A sniper BEHIND Roger was killed with a head shot to the head.
"So were we?"
Back at the sniper lookout.
"Bujesus man I thought I-Oh shit this thing is a two way!"
Back to the Elites.
"Well I see the real guy. Should I snipe him?" Riku asked.
Miko responded in his alien language,"Let us fuck with him for awhile first. Re-shoot the dead one then.". Riku did this and they heared Roger say,"Oh thank fucks na-(Gets sniped) OH DEAR LORD MY BALLS!"
"Great Jerelo got him!" Miko yelled.
"Relaxe I got him." Riku told him as he sniped Jerelo in the head.
Morale is: Snipers and campers suck balls. Be a team player or Riku and Miko will kill you.
End.
Me:How was that?
117: I don't have humor installed in me. But from the small "End" program you added, I will at least do that. Yall review this story now!(Mumbles) I sound like a fucking country bumkin when I said that.
