Advice


Summary

Allen is having trouble getting shion to notice him so he finally decides to take advice

from Members of the Elsa. But he soon finds out this isn't a great Ideal.


Onboard the Elsa a depressed red-haired Vector employee drags his remains into the dark

depths of his room after once again being turned down by Shion. Well, it would have been

dark if the lights were off and it would be his room if it wasn't a large cabin shared by all

the male members on the ship. So technically it was a bright room with Jr., Chaos, Tony,

and a strange bouncing robot that like to watch people while they sleep, That Allen

crawled into in a depressed state after being turned down by Shion. "What's the matter

Allen" chaos said, despite already knowing what had happened. "I don't want to talk about

it chaos" Allen dragged himself to a bed and laid face down wishing he could be dead.

"You got turned down by shion again huh Allen" Tony teasing said.

"I said I don't want to talk about it"

"Ah come on Allen tell ya what we help you out" Tony said while hitting him on his back

"Ya Allen, with all our charm and babe grabbing talent even a wuss like you could learn" Jr. said

"Even chaos here can get babe, he even scored that andro..."(Chaos swiftly covered Tony's

mouth)

"uhh… he meant to say that I get along well with women and that I scored in a game of

tennis…right TONY" chaos let go of his mouth and gave him an evil glare

Tony gasped for air and agreed with chaos for the sake of his own personal safety. Jr. was

just wondering what Tony really meant… he was going to ask chaos about this later but

right now was a time to pick on Allen.

"So, what do I have do to get shion to like me then." Allen said in a kind of wimpy tone.

Tony decided his tactics would be the best to "help" Allen out (despite the fact he just

wanted a good laugh out of it) But before he could say anything chaos spoke up.

"well you need to see what shion likes and what she's good at you know interest and

hobbies I personally know she and kosmos are great kiss….uh(realizing what he was about

to say Tony jumped in just in time)

"kisstodians! They are great custodians, b-but now is not the time to be talking about that

kind of stuff Chaos were supposed to tell Allen stuff that's useful and not stuff that wont

benefit him if we tell him RIGHT" chaos rubbed the back of his head "opps wrong topic

huh" he said while laughing. Jr. whispered to Tony trying to figure out what just happened.

Tony and chaos evidently didn't tell the little master what was accruing on the Elsa while

they flew through out space. Chaos leaned over to Jr. "well tell you later Jr."Allen was

still left in the dark on how to approach shion and what Tony and chaos were trying to hide.

"you need charm" Tony said "ladies love a man whit lots of charm and smooth talking go right up to shion and tell her 'hey babe how about me and you go to the diner get some wine and spend a night under the starts."

"Really! That all I have so say."

"Make sure you kinda block her path so she can only focus on you, and kiss her hand when you talk about the stars she'll like that" Tony added

"Go for it" both Jr. and chaos agreed

"a-all right but if doesn't work…."

"if it doesn't work don't worry just come back here and will help you find something else" chaos said

"ya your already used to being turned down it wont be a problem . Jr. mockingly stated.

Allen turned red and walked out the cabin. Meanwhile chaos, Tony and Jr. pull out a monitor to watch the impending failure of the hopeless Allen from the cameras above.