Allen walked uneasily through the hall to the bridge, wondering if he should really take Tony's suggestion. His hands were overflowing of sweat and shaking intensely.
"gotta be smooth gotta be smooth" Allen chanted to himself hoping this would bring him some sort of confidence.
"What a wuss! Look at him, he looks like he could kill over any second" Jr. said while gazing at the monitor
"Poor guy" chaos said, "he's never had any successful experience with women" This sparked Jr. memory.
"Hey chaos who was Tony talking about when he said you scored I know you suck at tennis so I didn't by that stupid story.
"ummm" chaos wasn't exactly sure how to put this. I mean come on, Kosmos, she is an android that is made completely out of wire and metal with no emotions and
Believes that mankind or whatever chaos was as irrational. But some how found him quite attractive, the only reason Tony new this was while innocently spying on chaos and kosmos activities for a while, found them making out on the bridge while all of the Elsa crewmembers were looking for MOMO on the Durandle,
Suddenly there was a swish noise from the door to the cabin. Kosmos walked in slowly through the cabin and stopped right in front of chaos. Tony and Jr. looked at kosmos in confusion.
"Chaos" kosmos said
"Y-yes Kosmos" chaos replies turning red knowing what she was going to say.
"I wish to confirm the schedule for my emotional regulation and lip treatment in 3 hours 48 minutes and 37 seconds" Chaos blushed even more seeing Jr. and Tony almost in tears as they try to hold back there laughter.
"Yes kosmos it still scheduled" (he was going to change it later that day)
"Confirmed, good day to you chaos" kosmos said while she walked out the door.
Jr. busted first laughing to hard he choked on his own spit and continued laughing while coughing in-between. Tony rolled on the floor holding his gut almost ready to toss chunks . Chaos on the other hand was redder than kosmos eyes and was waiting for a way out when…
Swish the door to the bridge opened and shion faced Allen who was talking to himself in the hallway. Allen looked like he would wet his pants. His knees knocking together, hands shaking and the sweet building under his arms were great start for his smooth talking.
"Oh hey its Allen, chaos said happy to change the subject. Both Jr. and Tony stopped laughing and jumped to watch the unfolding drama and disgrace about to be added to the poor soul called Allen.
"Come on Allen pull yourself together, you whole future depends on it" Allen said to himself. Shion was busy wondering why kosmos had asked her to leave to go to the kuki foundation in about 3 hours and 48 minutes. She was about to walk pass him when…
Allen put his had across the wall and blocked shion. He raised one eyebrow though it started to twitch. And crossed his legs and leaned on the hand that was blocking shion's way.
"Um Allen" shion said, "Could you move your in my way and I'm worried about kosmos. He got very uneasy but decided it had to be done. Allen took in a deep breath and said…Hey babe lets you and me go to the diner get some wine and relax under the stars. He kissed her hand
"I'd love to Allen your so smooth" she leaned on Allen "I like that in a man and winked at him. This however was just a daydream that Allen had before he said a word to shion. Realizing that was just a dream Allen once again a deep breath.
"hey B-beebee….umm h-how about you and me go to a drifter…no a diner and umm….ugh G-go to a diner have some wine and spend a night under a bars. Oh crap I messed up! " Allen squeaked realizing he had messed up big time
Chaos Jr. Tony and the strange robot who like to watch people in their sleep were dying.
"I-I cant breath" Jr. said while crying tears of laughter at the sight of poor Allen. Chaos was clutching his stomach due to the immense pain cause by his laughing. Oh god! Tony said while nearly passing out due to lack of oxygen. The robot literal cracked up and reported to the repair shop. The others continued to laugh and wait for more of the sorry to unfold, as it was shion's turn to speak.
"what are you talking about" shion protested. "my names not Bee bee, I don't want to meet a drifter I already said no to the diner and I don't drink…"she paused at this thought remembering Tony" I don't drink with you and, under the bar …Are you drunk Allen? Shion said with surprise but it was to late Allen had already disgraced, disappointed and soiled himself as he ran to the bathroom to shed tears and clean himself.
"sniff…it a good think the other guys didn't see that" Allen said to himself as he grabbed a tissue and changed his soiled pants.
