"Allen you never let us down" Tony said while leaning back into his chair.

"How long due you think he's gonna be in there I have plans tonight I cant wait all day till he finally gets his butt to stop crying"

"Where the heck are you going tonight little master, the little league" Tony said

"Oh no the little league is for 14-year-olds he looks a bit to young for that" Chaos added.

"Shaddup you two, I'm 26 years old An I'm not going to a freaking little league I'm going out with my women its her birthday today.

"Your Woman! Tony busted out laughing MOMO is not a women.

"shut up! yes she is and she's better that Shion and KOSMOS combine more she's more thoughtful and mature than them too"

Swish the door flew open

"Momo!" Jr. said. MOMO was wearing a princess outfit with a paper crown that said HAPPY BIRTH DAY PRINCESS.

"HI Jr.!" she skipped all the way where he was "I called my mommy and she said that I could go to dinner with you at Chummy Cheese after I take my bath. But she wants Ziggy to come too so we can be safe." Jr. turned to chaos and Tony who were holding back the laughter and ridicule that he would endure when momo would leave.

"Damn" he said to himself. Chaos suddenly remembered an important detail he needed to know about MOMO

"So momo" chaos said "how old are you today

"14" she giggled, "I'm almost all grown up mommy said I'm a big girl now!

"Well congratulation you certainly are a big girl"

"Thanks chaos" and she skipped out of the room

Fourteen! Tony shouted a 26 year old is going out with a 14-year-old. You Pedophiliac! Jr. was about to shoot himself with his Blood guns and end the embarrassment right know.

"I can really say you are albedos brother now" chaos laughed remembering albedos love for the little Girls

"And she was sooo much more mature getting permission from MOMMY and a watching hand by Ziggy that girls gots brains.

"and a very cutie outfit too" chaos added The both laughed hard and hit the floor Jr. was steaming read…

"IM GOING TO KILL YOU MOTHER…." Jr. stared a barrage of bullets in the cabin shooting at everyone and everything.

"JR!" an observational realian had just enter the room to tell Jr. that…"

BANG it was too late JR. shot her before she could finish.

"Oh crap!" Jr. finally stopped and ran to the, who looked just like a kirshwasser, but before he could reach her a dark portal open in the middle of the room.

"What he hell!" jr. said

"Ill take that," a familiar voice said. Albedo walked out of the portal and picked up the realian and jumped back into the portal and left. Jr. just watch as albedo stole yet another one of his realians. Tony on chaos just looked at each other….

"CHUMMY CHEESE" they said in unison. Jr just blushed in rage and embarrassment "Shut the hell up"

Swish the door open and Allen walked in the cabin jumped on his bed and said "it didn't work" Allen was too depressed to notice the numerous bullet holes in the wall, the blood from the realian and the monitor in the room. Chaos quickly turned off the monitor and walked over the Allen.

"Allen" chaos said I think I understand why shion says no

"Is it because I'm a wuss, looser and an idiot" Chaos hated lying but he couldn't help it

"No that not it" he said

"Than what is it"

"Its your clothes and attitude" chaos said

"What do you mean"

"Girls love a sensitive guy who is always caring that what makes them interested as for clothes all you do is wear that uniform" chaos said "you need a new outfit I have a few extra that will surely get shion attention she would be proud to be with you.

"Well…as long as I don't look stupid"

"Too late for that" Jr. wisped to Tony. They both laughed

Chaos got out a Very large box full of tight booty shorts that chaos had collected over the centuries,

"Nope not this one" chaos whispered, then he pulled out another box with a gold band around it.

"This one has all my favorite clothing in it" he said.

"Umm chaos I think that they are a little too"

"Nonsense you look great in these, after all I lived over 6000 ye….uhhh" hours! that right hours so I know what I'm doing." Everyone looked at chaos a little weird. Allen was handed a large amount of clothing and told to change in the bathroom. The boys awaited the arrival of the new Allen hoping it would add a great amount of laughter and esteemed memories of making fun of Allen.

"Hey chaos" Tony said

"What?"

"You should have handed him that little princess getup momo had"

"SHUT UP ABOUT THAT ALREADY" jr. sat with his arms crossed steam pouring out his ears. Tony and chaos just laughed.

Swish the door opened and a shadowing figure ran and hid behind a chair.

"Chaos do I have to wear this?" Allen said

"Let see it" they all said. But they weren't prepared for what they saw…

Allen was wearing a tight glossy black spandex with a hot crimson short shorts. They were so tight Allen could barely move. Holding the short shorts even closer to Allen posterior was a pasty diamond belt that reflected glittering lights all around the room. As for the top he had a black turtleneck long-sleeved wool top over that, was a cherry vest with pink dragons going up and down the back and on his hands the were bulky orange and red striped gloves.

Tony, chaos, and Jr. were all speechless as tears rolled down their eyes.

"is it that bad" Allen asked

"…uhh no not at all you look g-great" chaos said while trying not to laugh

"S-shion will definitely have to hots for you now Allen"

"You really think so!" Allen's face brightened up

"Ya I-I wanted to get something just like that before" Jr. lied.

"I'm going to show shion!" Allen was about to run out the door when chaos grabbed him.

"Wait we still need to fix your attitude Allen then you can go see shion" chaos said.

Jr. and Tony looked at each other

"This is going to be good."


there are any errors that I didn't catch please tell me This is the first fanfic I've ever written