Lost Inside

Chapter five: Starfire's mistake

The boys were watching a movie. Raven was reading a book. Starfire was cooking some sort of substance that was, supposedly, food.

Stephanie's head lulled to the side. She wasn't watching the movie. She wasn't one who watched this type of movie. She was bored. She wanted something to happen. Anything to happen. Not nothing to happen.

"Hey guys, can we, like, do something other than watch this movie? It's boring"

"No!" The boys yelled in unison, "It's just at the good part"

"Well could you three at least turn it down a bit" Raven stated, "I'm trying to read"

"Read somewhere else" Robin suggested.

"Yeah" The other two agreed.

"Why should I read somewhere else?"

"Because we're watching our movie marathon!"

"What, you call this a movie marathon?!"

"Yeah"

"But you're watching the same movie, over and over! This is the tenth time you've watched it today!"

"So?" The three boys replied.

"Grr…" Raven got up and headed for her room muttering something along the lines of "stupid, immature boys, I swear those nutters have each had a lobotomy lately! Oh wait, I forgot, they never had any brains!"

Stephanie had been amused by the sort-of argument, but now it was over, and she was bored again. She sighed.

"I'm bored" she said.

"Yeah sure" They replied in unison.

An idea struck her. But she needed to check.

"Can we go somewhere later?"

"Yeah sure" They replied, again, in unison.

"Can you three go live as hobos?"

"Yeah sure"

She thought for a bit.

"Can I take all of your credit cards and/or cash?"

"Yeah sure"

"Remember, you said I could"

"Yeah sure"

Stephanie took their credit cards and/or cash.

"C'mon Starfire, let's go to the mall"

"Glorious!!!"

$lalalalalalalalalala – after the mall and summary of what happened – lalalalalalalalalala$

After being dragged through many various clothing shops, Stephanie was exhausted.

Stephanie stared darkly at the alien girl who seemed to have more energy than ever before.

Starfire dragged Stephanie into her room.

"We must partake in the devouring of my second favourite Earth food!"

"Mustard?"

"No, friend Stephanie, that is my favourite! My second favourite is-"

Starfire pulled something out from under her bed. She had pulled out a whole bag of sugar.

"Sugar!" Starfire finished. She opened the bag. She grabbed a handful and shoved it in her mouth.

"Eat!" She shoved the bag in Stephanie's face.

"But…Starfire…sugar makes me go hyp-"

"No, you aren't going anywhere; you are partaking in devouring sugar!"

"But-"

"EAT!!!!!!!" Starfire yelled.

"Yes Starfire" Stephanie said, obediently. She was scared.

Grabbing a handful of sugar, she thought 'I swear, if I didn't know better, I'd swear that girl's on drugs!"

$lalalalalalalalalalalala – after the sugar is gone – lalalalalalalalalalalala$

There was a large commotion in the living room. Raven had turned off the television.

"Oy what'd you do that for!!!" The three had said in unison.

"You three were so busy watching porno that you didn't notice the absence of Star and Stephanie!!!"

"Hey, speaking of them, where are they?"

"What, you expect me to know?"

"Yeah!"

Starfire walked in, her face filled with worry.

"Starfire is there anything wrong?"

"Yes, Robin…" Starfire said "I gave Stephanie sugar without realising how she would react…"

"What do you-"

He was cut off by a crazy looking Stephanie.

"Let's play the game 'Murder', I want to be the EXECUTIONER!!!!!!!!" Stephanie pulled a chainsaw out from behind her back. She ran towards Cyborg.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

"Stephanie, what's wrong?" Raven asked worried.

Stephanie popped up beside Raven. She was wearing a Mexican hat and was shaking two maracas.

"CRAZILY HYPER!!!!!!!!!!"

Stephanie took off her hat and threw the maracas at Beast Boy.

"OWW!!!!!!!"

Stephanie looked up at the ceiling.

"Oooh! A fan!"

Stephanie jumped up and grabbed the revolving fan.

Robin watched her go round and round and round.

"STEPHANIE! LET GO!!!"

He yelled up at her.

"Metho?" she asked, still going round in circles. Some Metho appeared out of nowhere and she poured it on the fan.

"NO!!! LET GO!!!"

"Oh…okay Mr Fairy Floss!!!"

Stephanie let go and was flung on top of Robin.

Giggling, she ran towards the direction of the garage.

The five titans ran after her, to find something horrible.

"My baby!!!"

The t-car had graffiti all over it.

The culprit was now pouring gasoline on the car.

Noticing everyone's presence, she dropped the empty can of gasoline and ran a few metres away from the car.

She took a box of matches out of her pocket. She lit a match.

"Gasoline plus a lit match equals-" she said as she threw the match onto the car.

The car exploded.

Stephanie cackled, almost evilly "Tehehehe! Car go bye bye! Car go BOOM!!!!!!!!"

"My…my...my baby…NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Cyborg was crying at this point.

Stephanie ran back towards the main room.

They ran after her, to try and stop the unfortunate thing that was about to happen.

Stephanie threw the gamestation at the wall. Before Beast Boy could save it, she grabbed it and shoved it in her mouth.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A now crying Beast Boy turned to Starfire.

"Starfire, you have created a monster!"

The cackling, hyper girl ran towards the evidence room.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Robin yelled.

He leaped into the air and tackled the girl who was giggling insanely. He pinned her down, blushing.

"Hey guys, I suggest you tie her up so she doesn't cause any trouble! I can't pin her down forever!"

After they had tied up the girl, they sat on the couch, scared. They could conquer any enemy easily. But when it came to a hyper amnesiac girl, they went through hell.

$lalalalalalalalalalalala – somewhere in jump city – lalalalalalalalalalalala$

"So she's living in titan's tower, eh?"

"Boss, why don't we take pity on the girl, she does have amnesia, she's not a threat!"

"She owes me, she knows how to destroy me, she knows my plans and she knows some things that are more important than the other three things"

"But she has amnesia, boss"

"It doesn't matter! I cannot take the risk of letting her remember! I cannot risk letting her find herself. I was always gonna kill her. She's always been a threat, yet she never realised it. She hasn't and can't find what's inside herself. Otherwise…we're all doomed… in killing her, I'm doing good, but of course, my plans are evil. No one wants to experience what's inside her…no one..."