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It was a surprisingly warm fall day down at the 4077 MASH. Hawkeye just spent the entire night in the OR trying to pull shrapnel out of this 18 year old kid, and just got back to the tent.
"Did you hear Hawk?" BJ says as his exhausted bunkmate comes through the makeshift door.
"Hear what?" He replied, flopping down face first on the cot.
"We are getting a new Doctor."
"Really? And who is this new doctor?"
"I am not too sure, all I know is that we are getting one. Potter will probably tell us more in the next day or so." BJ Says, pouring 2 martinis into a glass, handing one to Hawkeye.
"I also heard talk about another tent being put up." He says smirking. This got Hawkeye's attention, "Another tent you say? Could it be fresh meat for me to feast my eyes on?" He says smiling.
"Perhaps, or maybe, it's just talk."
On the loud speaker, "Attention, will the following personal please report to Colonel Potters Office,"
"You have got to be kidding me." Pierce says.
"Major Houlihan, Major Burns, Captain Pierce, Captain Hunnicut and Father Mulcahy. That is all."
"Let's go Hawk."
"No, let's not go, let's stay here, and wait for them to get us."
"Let's go Hawk." BJ repeats himself.
He groans, and gets up off the cot. They head to Potters office, "This better be good Colonel. I was busy trying to dream of Hotlips!" Pierce says, sitting down on one of the chairs.
Houlihan starts to open up her mouth to protest, like normal, but Potter beats her to it,
"Keep your trap shut Pierce. Alright, listen up; we have a new doctor coming to our MASH. They say she's a first rate cutter and will be arriving on Tuesday at 1000 Hours."
"Colonel, did you say 'She'?" Burns asks, in complete shock.
"That's right Major, I said 'She'." He repeats himself.
"It will be nice to have a woman who is a doctor around the compound! I for one am glad!" Margaret says.
"Me too!" Hawk says. "It will be nice to have a new woman around the compound."
"I expect you to be on your best behavior Hawkeye." Potter warned, but a faint smile came across his face.
"Of course Colonel, I expect to treat her first rate, and then some." He says slyly. BJ snickers and Margaret rolls her eyes.
"What school did she attend sir?" Burns asks, in his normal whiney way.
"It says she is a Harvard Graduate, top 10% of her class, right up there with all of you grade wise."
"Where is she from?" BJ asks.
"It says here she's from Philadelphia Pennsylvania."
"Her name Colonel?" Father Mulcahy asks.
"It says her name is Kimberly. Dr. Kimberly Ann Miller, she is also a Captain." Potter says reading her enlistment papers. "Radar will be picking her up Tuesday, and they should get back in time for lunch."
"Pity for her." BJ says. "The least she could do was miss her first lunch here."
"Where will she be staying Colonel?" Hotlips asks, with a bit eagerness.
"Why Hotlips? Afraid she is going to be cramping your and Franks style during those late night rendezvous?" Hawkeye says.
"COLONEL!" Frank and Margaret say together.
"That isn't necessary Pierce!" He scolds him. "She will be staying in her own tent. It will be set up next to yours Margaret."
"Alright." She says, breathing a sigh of relief.
"Or of course she could always stay in the Swamp! I have plenty of room in my cot!"
"Honestly Pierce, are you ever serious!" Margaret huffs.
"I tried it once, but people just laughed." Was his reply to her. He uses this one way too much.
"Any more questions?" Potter asks.
"I don't think so Colonel." Frank says.
"Alright then, Dismissed!" He says, and they all walk out.
"I can't believe it. We have a woman surgeon!" Margaret says. "This is so exciting! I mean I have never been in an outfit with a woman doctor."
"I have." Frank says, grudgingly. "They think that just because there a woman they are able to take over the place. Trust me, things aren't going to be the same. You'll see. This woman will try taking over our entire hospital!"
"You don't say Frank! Because I happen to be a woman and you don't see me trying to take over the hospital!" Hotlips starts to get a bit annoyed.
"Yeah, but your just a nurse! She is a doctor!"
Well that was the last straw for the Major. All the little hairs on her neck stood straight up, and she yelled, "JUST A NURSE! I'll show you just a nurse! Next time you need a nurse you can just call someone else!" And she goes storming off into her tent.
"Well what's her problem?" Frank asks.
"Looks like you just dug yourself into a hole, Frank." BJ says.
"Trouble in paradise Frank?" Hawk smiles.
"None of your business!" Frank cackles and walks away from the two captains.
"I for one am anxious to meet the new surgeon." BJ says.
"Likewise." And they head back to the Swamp. "Now, where was I? Oh yes. I was about to go unconscious for about 2 days." And he flops on his cot.
*To be continued
I hope your liking it so far, please R and R, but be gentle, being my first one and all! *STARY*
It was a surprisingly warm fall day down at the 4077 MASH. Hawkeye just spent the entire night in the OR trying to pull shrapnel out of this 18 year old kid, and just got back to the tent.
"Did you hear Hawk?" BJ says as his exhausted bunkmate comes through the makeshift door.
"Hear what?" He replied, flopping down face first on the cot.
"We are getting a new Doctor."
"Really? And who is this new doctor?"
"I am not too sure, all I know is that we are getting one. Potter will probably tell us more in the next day or so." BJ Says, pouring 2 martinis into a glass, handing one to Hawkeye.
"I also heard talk about another tent being put up." He says smirking. This got Hawkeye's attention, "Another tent you say? Could it be fresh meat for me to feast my eyes on?" He says smiling.
"Perhaps, or maybe, it's just talk."
On the loud speaker, "Attention, will the following personal please report to Colonel Potters Office,"
"You have got to be kidding me." Pierce says.
"Major Houlihan, Major Burns, Captain Pierce, Captain Hunnicut and Father Mulcahy. That is all."
"Let's go Hawk."
"No, let's not go, let's stay here, and wait for them to get us."
"Let's go Hawk." BJ repeats himself.
He groans, and gets up off the cot. They head to Potters office, "This better be good Colonel. I was busy trying to dream of Hotlips!" Pierce says, sitting down on one of the chairs.
Houlihan starts to open up her mouth to protest, like normal, but Potter beats her to it,
"Keep your trap shut Pierce. Alright, listen up; we have a new doctor coming to our MASH. They say she's a first rate cutter and will be arriving on Tuesday at 1000 Hours."
"Colonel, did you say 'She'?" Burns asks, in complete shock.
"That's right Major, I said 'She'." He repeats himself.
"It will be nice to have a woman who is a doctor around the compound! I for one am glad!" Margaret says.
"Me too!" Hawk says. "It will be nice to have a new woman around the compound."
"I expect you to be on your best behavior Hawkeye." Potter warned, but a faint smile came across his face.
"Of course Colonel, I expect to treat her first rate, and then some." He says slyly. BJ snickers and Margaret rolls her eyes.
"What school did she attend sir?" Burns asks, in his normal whiney way.
"It says she is a Harvard Graduate, top 10% of her class, right up there with all of you grade wise."
"Where is she from?" BJ asks.
"It says here she's from Philadelphia Pennsylvania."
"Her name Colonel?" Father Mulcahy asks.
"It says her name is Kimberly. Dr. Kimberly Ann Miller, she is also a Captain." Potter says reading her enlistment papers. "Radar will be picking her up Tuesday, and they should get back in time for lunch."
"Pity for her." BJ says. "The least she could do was miss her first lunch here."
"Where will she be staying Colonel?" Hotlips asks, with a bit eagerness.
"Why Hotlips? Afraid she is going to be cramping your and Franks style during those late night rendezvous?" Hawkeye says.
"COLONEL!" Frank and Margaret say together.
"That isn't necessary Pierce!" He scolds him. "She will be staying in her own tent. It will be set up next to yours Margaret."
"Alright." She says, breathing a sigh of relief.
"Or of course she could always stay in the Swamp! I have plenty of room in my cot!"
"Honestly Pierce, are you ever serious!" Margaret huffs.
"I tried it once, but people just laughed." Was his reply to her. He uses this one way too much.
"Any more questions?" Potter asks.
"I don't think so Colonel." Frank says.
"Alright then, Dismissed!" He says, and they all walk out.
"I can't believe it. We have a woman surgeon!" Margaret says. "This is so exciting! I mean I have never been in an outfit with a woman doctor."
"I have." Frank says, grudgingly. "They think that just because there a woman they are able to take over the place. Trust me, things aren't going to be the same. You'll see. This woman will try taking over our entire hospital!"
"You don't say Frank! Because I happen to be a woman and you don't see me trying to take over the hospital!" Hotlips starts to get a bit annoyed.
"Yeah, but your just a nurse! She is a doctor!"
Well that was the last straw for the Major. All the little hairs on her neck stood straight up, and she yelled, "JUST A NURSE! I'll show you just a nurse! Next time you need a nurse you can just call someone else!" And she goes storming off into her tent.
"Well what's her problem?" Frank asks.
"Looks like you just dug yourself into a hole, Frank." BJ says.
"Trouble in paradise Frank?" Hawk smiles.
"None of your business!" Frank cackles and walks away from the two captains.
"I for one am anxious to meet the new surgeon." BJ says.
"Likewise." And they head back to the Swamp. "Now, where was I? Oh yes. I was about to go unconscious for about 2 days." And he flops on his cot.
*To be continued
I hope your liking it so far, please R and R, but be gentle, being my first one and all! *STARY*
