Sorry all, I've been totally and completely loaded with school and homework recently. I'm workin' on the biggest project of the trimester right now... 1/3 of my grade...argh. But I had my big ass history test and did this memorization crap on Friday so I've got less to worry about at the moment and I have a three day weekend so I decided to take a little break and write a bit for all of you guys.

apotterlover: Thanks, me too. I love accents so I had to put sumthin in there about it. Anyways any normal American teenager would notice it.

yes. . . i'll hold: Thanks! Geez that's early, ur not tired at all? I'd b dead. lol. Where were u n ur mom and bro goin?

morre: Here's more! Sadly I couldn't hurry too quickly cuz of school but this is the fastest I could go.

Flame Of Desire: Thank ya mucho! lol sorry I like to say that sumtimes, and I got bored of saying 'Thanks!' at the beginning of every reply to reviews that I do. lol. Yeah I like the idea of testing guys and stuff so I decided that it would b funnier and more entertaining that way than just going 'it was love at first sight he saw her and thought damn she's hott and she saw him and thought damn he's hott and they kissed and lived happily ever after. The end' lmao.

Special thanks to Flame Of Desire and apotterlover, because you guys have reviewed most, and have been reading for the longest. You guys rock!

Note: There are some sexual references

Chapter 5: The plan

Once the girls were inside the castle, and a far enough distance away from the guys, Amber turned to Lily.

"So what do you think of James? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that he has a thing for you." The girls all giggled, and Mariah agreed,

"Yeah, I thought he might. Right when I met Lily I thought that they would be a match made in heaven."

"He's hott." Lily said, deep in thought, "but kinda cocky. But It's a funny cockiness, so I don't mind. He's kinda like my ex, Jason: hott, cocky, funny, but with a head filled with air." Kat laughed.

"Head filled with air? Are you fucking kidding me? He's the smartest guy in our year! Second to top student. Right after our dear Mariah here, and right in front of Dear Mariah's lover, Remus." Mariah smacked her, but Lily noted that she didn't try to deny any of it.

"Yeah, and he's really athletic, too! He's the best quiddich player the school has ever seen! And he's the seeker, also." Michelle pointed out.

"That's why he's so muscular. Well, you probably didn't see it, but under that shirt of his he's got a nice six-pack and nice strong arms. Not to a point that it's scary or ugly, but just the right spot, where it makes you want to see. . . more."

"Michelle!" Amber said, shocked. "I've never heard you say anything so dirty!" They all cracked up, and had trouble stopping. They finally reached their room and Mariah quickly changed into a tight pair of white jeans and a red v-neck tank top. (They had decided to wear muggle clothing) Lily, on the other hand, took quite a bit longer to choose what to wear. While she was throwing aside clothing, Kat said thoughtfully,

"You know, it would be REALLY funny if you, like, made yourself look really hott, flirted with James, then flirt a bunch with another guy, or do something with another guy and make him jealous. You know, play with his mind. And just give him little tastes of what being with you would be like. I mean, like, give him an occasional kiss or something."

"Huh. That would be fun." Lily said, and giggled.

"Yeah, it would!" Amber agreed, and said, "what do you say, girls? If you all think it's a good idea then we can make her look really hott." The girls all agreed, then split up, going through Lily's massive collection of clothing, and their own, choosing the best outfit for her. When they were done, Michelle had gotten her a tight pair of light blue jeans, with no pockets in the back, and a white belt, with the buckle being a white hibiscus flower. Mariah had gotten her an emerald green spaghetti strap shirt that was identical to her eyes, and showed a lot of cleavage. Kat had gotten her a red push-up bra, and a matching red thong. Amber got her a silver necklace that had the outline of a heart, then had a curvy silver strip go through the middle of it with a small diamond in the middle, a bunch of different looking silver bracelets for one arm, and a link bracelet for the other, and several rings. She also got her a silver anklet and some clear stiletto shoes. Lily died her hair blonde, and gave it slight waves. Kat put long lasting waterproof black eye liner and mascara on her and some sheer 'kissable' lip gloss, that didn't come off, even when you kissed, until 24 hours, then gave her a french manicure. When they were done they all stood back and looked at her.

"Well?" Lily asked.

"You look hott." Amber said. She then did a quick spell that made it so that nothing with Lily's appearance would be altered, and said,

"Okay, let's go!" But before they could get anywhere, there was a knock on the door. Lily began to walk to the door do open it, but she hit her leg on her bed and groaned rather loudly in pain, before managing a small,

"Who is it?"

"James, Sirius, and Remus." They heard James' voice call back.

"What are you girls doing in there? It sounds like Lily was having sex!" They heard Sirius say. Lily widened her eyes, but then Mariah had an idea and groaned. Then Amber caught on and said,

"So what if we are," in a voice that made it sound very much like she was. Lily then caught on, and screamed,

"Oh my god! FASTER!"

Kat then moaned loudly, and by then they were all caught up in it. Then James started banging loudly on the door, yelling,

"STOP!"

They couldn't help it, they all began laughing hysterically.

"Why do you care, James?" Kat called back at him."

"Because...well...you...Lily...I mean. I dunno," he said, defeated. Then Lily swung open the door, and stood there in all her glory, smiling knowingly.

"C'mon guys," she said "We need to get to the feast." The rest of the girls filed out after her. Once they had gotten down the stairs, there was a group of five boys in a group talking. One of the better looking guys looked up and saw Lily.

"Hell-o Beautiful!" He said, smiling suggestively.

"Hey," Lily said flirtatiously, then walked over to him. "My name's Lily Evans."

"Jeff Hawkins," he responded. "So, why haven't I ever seen you around the school? I know practically everybody, and especially chicks as fine as you are."

"To make a long story short, basically there was a big ass screw up at the school and they didn't figure out that I was a witch until the summer. I was caught up during the summer, and here I am."

"That explains things."

"Yeah. Listen, I gotta go down to the feast, I'll catch you later, okay?"

"Okay," Jeff said, and gave her a hug and a quick kiss. Then she turned around and walked back to the waiting group, hips swaying. She glanced at James' face and saw carefully hidden jealousy. The group turned and continued and Lily stood towards the back of the group with Kat, and gave Kat a low high five, and Kat whispered,

"Nice job."

"Thanks."

M'kay sorry it's so short guys, but i wanna post soon so you guys know that I'm still writing. Please review! And advice would be lovely. Thanks!