Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, I don't own Gundam Seed. Sheesh. Why does everyone have to remind me that?
a/n: Hi. Sorry if I take too long to update. Hey, I'm a very busy person, even when it's summer. Well, here it, is, the second chapter. Please R&R. Thanks!
Meanwhile, in a particular colony in space, Yzak Joule was not exactly having a good time. He was watching TV in his mother's room, since he got bored of watching TV in his own room. Now he was bored. To. Death. So he was actually a little glad to see a girl running towards the room, face full of shock.
"Yzak!" His face fell. It was only Nicol, the gay.
"What do you want, Nicole?" he said in a monotone, which sounded almost exactly like Scrooge.
"Whack! I mean Yak! I-I Mean Yzak! You've gotta help me!" The green-haired coordinator was wearing a dress. Yzak rolled his eyes.
" I don't offer my help to gays who run around mistaking my name for Whack or Yak! Especially Yak!" he narrowed his already narrow eyes.
"Come on, we're friends! Besides, Shin Asuka's been kidnapped!" Nicol wailed.
"Something I should care about?" Yzak said coldly.
"But he's in Marina, my all-time favorite show! And the show won't go on without Shin! Come on, I wanna see what happens when Dugong the sea goblin tries to kill him! Pleeeeaaase!"
"Ugh. As if I have anything else to do. Let's go find this Suka guy," the gray-haired ZAFTy sighed.
(Suka means vinegar in Filipino, if you don't know)
Shin Asuka was was enjoying a fruit cocktail and was sitting on a folding chair by the beach (actually in Palawan). Oh yeah, and he was kidnapped by a rebel group called the Abu Sayaff. Luckily, they were avid fans of his show, so they made him feel comfortable, but wouldn't let him go. What was strangest about these terrorists was that they had one of Lacus Clyne's haros, who just happened to be their leader. Well, at least I won't get to see Dugong's shit-as-hell face anymore, he thought. While everyone thought that he was in the hands of ax murderers, he was getting bored.
"Can someone get the TV?" he asked.
Almost immediately, three of the rebels pushed a big Sony Wega in front of him.
"This news exclusive! Shin Asuka, the leading man of the Famous soap opera Marina, has been kidnapped by an unknown rebel group, thus causing worldwide panic. And panic among space colonies! In other news, Rau Le Crueset, former commander of the ZAFT elites has been found alive and is currently in the House of Hope Asylum. This is Stellar Louisser of GSNN. I hope they fin Shin soon!"
"Whatever." He switched the channel to Teletubbies. Well it was the only channel where he was sure that there weren't any news bulletins about him being kidnapped. He thought the show was ridiculous, but sang along to the poor excuse of sounds.
Dearka Elsman was in a dark room with the love of his life. He had begun with a new obsession: eating Nissin cup noodles. The room was already full of empty cups.
"Mmmm! This is so good!" he mumbled.
Just then, a little kid peeked inside. Since the kid couldn't see anything, and kept hearing slurping sounds, the child closed the door and ran to his mommy.
A/n: Well, that's it. Sorry if it's too short. I am only following what is written on my yellow paper. Hey, it seemed long to me.XD I'll update real soon, now that I've got a computer to play with. Sayonara!
