Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, Gundam Seed belongs to a lazy old bum-I mean, a very nice person(sweat drop), and does not belong to me.
a/n: Hi! Sorry I wasn't able to update. I did say it was Holy Week, and that means me and my family going out for a very long period of time. Anyway, finally, here it is, the fifth chapter.
"Can you please, please, PLEASE let me go?" Shin pleaded for approximately the forty-ninth time that morning. The leader, the Haro, was not paying any attention to him as he was too busy sipping a large bottle of motor oil. It finally looked over at Shin.
"We will only let you go after I have achieved WORL DOMINATION! Nyahahahaha!" the Haro said in a booming voice.
"Duh. All you have to do is kidnap George Bush and demand to rule the world or you'll kill him," Shin said casually. Actually, he thought, the American population might not give a damn about him and will vote for another bloke instead when he's dead.
The supposedly super-smart machine's eyes widened. "Brilliant! Mr. Suka-,"
"Asuka!" the Haro's adviser hissed.
"I knew that! Er-hem," it cleared its non-existent throat, "Mr. Asuka, you are hereby a member of the Abu Sayaff!"
"NOOO! I don't wanna be a rebel! I wanna go back to the studio where I can be famous! I don't care if I have to see Dugong's goblin-shit face!" Shin wailed.
"Well, it's either that or execution," Mr. Pink said, and went back to drinking its motor oil.
"NOOOO!" Shin screamed.
"This news just in: Locals in Palawan, a popular spot in the Philippines, have had sightings of the famous Marina star, Shin Asuka, who is apparently working with a group of rebels…"
Yzak and Nicol were looking at one of the TV's at a surplus store. They were already in Japan, and Nicol had a lot of baggages, which he forced Yzak to carry.
"Oooh, Palawan! I've always wanted to go there! Let's go, Yak!" Nicol said.
"You think it's easy carrying five bags of YOUR stuff, and walking around bumping into a lot of Naturals?" The former scar-faced freak growled. While they were shopping in the colony, he decided to get his scar removed.
"Come on! I'm a lady, and you're a man! So you have to carry the lady's stuff!" Nicol said cheerfully. Many people passing by were now staring at them.
"STOP LOOKIN AT ME, YOU FILTHY NATURALS!" Yzak shouted.
"Uh-oh, you're in trouble, Whack!" Nicol said tersely. A cop was heading towards Yzak A cop with an automatic rifle.
"You sound like you're the one in trouble," Yzak countered. "And don't call me Whack!"
"You are under arrest for screaming in public," the policeman said calmly. "you have the right to remain silent."
"Grrr…" the cop fastened handcuffs around Yzak's wrist. If he didn't have a gun, I'd kick him in the balls, he thought.
"I'll bail you out Shavk! I mean Yzak!" Nicol called after him.
a/n: Hope you like it! I'll update tomorrow, if there aren't any catastrophes. Au revoir!
