Disclaimer: Would it be okay to say that I own Gundam Seed? Guess not.
A/n: Hi to all who are reading this. I'm sure you want to clobber me for not updating sooner. You see, I was mesmerized by a lava lamp-aw, geez. Okay, I'll tell you the real reason: I was busy playing Grand Theft Auto Vice City. I love the gore! Mwahahahaha! Well, anyway, sorry for the typo errors I made during ALL the previous chapters. I'm always in a hurry for some unknown reason. I'll try not to make any mistakes in this chappie. The sixth chapter is here! Woohoo!
"I'm going to Palawan! I gotta bring all my beach stuff!" Kira said to no one in the room.
He had heard the news on TV while walking back to his apartment with the oil-peeing robot dog. And he left the dog outside to chase his tail or something like that.
After he gathered all his "important necessities", he scooted away from his apartment and left the poor dog alone.
"Athrun, hurry up!" Cagalli screamed.
"But Cagalli, lovable swan, we need a folding bed! Just in case we get horny-"
BASH! The ORB princess hit Athrun's forehead with the butt of her handgun.
"Shut up! We don't need a folding bed!"
"Oww…" Athrun groaned.
"Folding bed… getting horny… pervert!" Cagalli muttered under her breath.
They were also headed to Palawan, because there were a lot of rumors going on which they were able to hear, like:
"Hey, did you hear about Shin?"
"He's in Palawan!"
"With the Abu Sayaff!"
"Hurry up, Athrun!" Cagalli repeated.
"How can I hurry up when I've got a humongous bump on my forehead?" Athrun complained.
"Wear a hat!" His girlfriend tossed him a pink fisherman's hat.
"Do you actually think I'm wearing that?" Athrun exclaimed.
"You'll wear that or you can show off your big bruise to everyone."
"Okay, I'll wear the hat, but I promise to complain the whole time."
"No one's stopping you," Cagalli pulled out a pair of headphones and started listening to her mp3 player.
True to his claim, Cagalli's pitiful-excuse-of-a-coordinator boyfriend whined, moaned, groaned and complained.
"Don't you have a blue hat?"
"Why does this hat have to be neon pink?"
"What? I can't hear you!" Cagalli was enjoying not hearing Athrun's voice for once.
"If people see me in this, I'll be humiliated!"
"Why couldn't it be blue?"
Meanwhile, Dearka was still in his mysterious dark room eating Nissin cup noodles. But the question was: How did he get all those cup noodles without even lifting his lazy ass out of his seat? It remains a mystery to everyone, even to Dark himself…
Kira walked to the nearest plane that was headed for Ninoy Aquino International Airport, which is in Manila, the capital of the Philippines. He was nonchalant, acting as if he didn't know that he didn't pay for a plane ticket. How is that possible? The airport personnel were knocked out when Kira, the "ultimate coordinator", went SEED mode for no reason at all. Which made it fairly easy for the two-timer to get himself a flight ticket. He was even whistling as he boarded the Air Philippines plane. Suddenly though, his good mood vanished into thin air when he realized something.
"Oh no! I knocked out the pilots! And the stewardess. And I could've flirted with her…" He said aloud.
"What was that!" A furious pink-haired girl growled from the seat two rows from him.
"L-L-Lacus! Sweetie, honey bun, shawarma, Mexican beans-" He farted. "Eheheheh. Sorry." He sweat dropped. Damn, I'm not as good in thinking up pet names as Athrun is, he thought.
"Kira Yamato, for being a-a-a-…" a moment's hesitation as she counted the flings Kira had "… um, a three timer, I sentence you to three weeks of serving Mr. Green's bidding!"
"I ain't gonna serve no fuckin' Haro!"
"Make that four weeks." Lacus narrowed her eyes.
Kira sighed. If that sonofabitch Haro is gonna steal my sacred beach stuff, he's gonna become microchip meat, he told himself.
a/n: Ha! Now this chapter is longer than the others. I hope. Please leave a review. I will update tomorrow! No Grand Theft Auto for me! No siree! Eheheheh. Ciao! (scoots off hurriedly)
