Disclaimer: I own nothing, not even tissues.

A/N: Whee! This is what happens when I am happy! I start making parodies to crazy songs and smiling all the time! Thank you shanesnest for making me so happy!

Note: Song is "I won't say I'm in Love" from the movie Hercules. I changed some lyrics so it would fit the Rise and Fall better.


I won't say I'm in Love

(Jan is gazing at Kyle from the door of the Hangar Bay. You can see that she is sort of sad and wistful)

JAN:

If there's a prize for rotten Judgment

I guess I've already won that.

No man is worth the aggravation

(Whirls around to leave Hangar)

That's ancient history, been there done that.

(Suddenly Mon Mothma, Crix Madine, and Dr. Berth appear wearing I Luv J&K t-shirts)

MON MOTHMA/CRIX/BERTH:

Who'd ya think you're kidding?

He's the stars and planets to you

Try to keep it hidden

Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
we know how ya feel and
who you're thinking of

(Shoves past them)

JAN:

No chance, no way

I won't say it oh no.

MON MOTHMA/CRIX/BERTH:

You swoon, you sigh

Why deny it uh oh.

JAN:

It's to cliché

I won't say I'm in love.

(Sings to self again, they are following behind her)

I tell my heart to learn its lesson

This would never work out.

My head is screaming get a grip, girl.

Unless you're dying to cry your heart out.

MON MOTHMA/CRIX/BERTH:

You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya

MON MOTHMA:

Got, (Swings hip to Crix)

CRIX:

Got, (Swings hip to Berth)

BERTH:

Got it bad. (Swings hip to Jan)

(Jan glares)

JAN:

No chance, now way
I won't say it, no, no

MON MOTHMA/CRIX/BERTH:

Give up, Give in.

MON MOTHMA:

Check your grin, you're in love.

JAN:

This scene won't play,

I won't say I'm in love.

You're way of base,

I won't say it.

(Crix puts holograph of Kyle in her face, she grabs him by the collar)

Get of my case!

I won't say it.

MON MOTHMA/CRIX/BERTH:

Girl, don't be proud
it's O.K. you're in love

JAN:

Oh.

(Takes Holovid and smiles at it)

At least out loud,

I won't say I'm in love.

(She walks off dreamily)

MON MOTHMA/CRIX/BERTH:

Shoodo, Shoodo, Shalalalala, (sigh)


A/N Nerwen Aldarion: I am in NO way responsible for this author, even though she is supposed to be my sister (she may have been adopted I'm thinking) I tried very very hard to get her to NOT post this but she has gone nuts, I mean I was estatic when shanesnest updated with a wonderful K&J chappie but not like THIS! Once again do NOT hold me responisble.

A/N: Whatever sis, and we're twins remember, I was born one minute after you, I find it unlikely that I was adopted. Maybe abducted by aliens, but not adopted. Anyways, to the readers please review, and for a little side note, please read Assassin, I only got one review so far,a nd that has me VERY worried.