Disclaimer: Gundam Seed does not belong to me, okay? So no one sue me for what I type here.

a/n: After I type in this chappie, I don't think I'll be updating daily anymore 'coz I'll have to think about what to write for the tenth chapter. Just so you know, I can't type a chapter if I don't write it. I can't think that way. Besides, I don't want to type anything that I didn't do my best in. Anyway, enough of my babbling. It's the ninth chappie! Yaaay! Read, review, and get on with your lives.

Dearka was still munching on his precious noodles, minding his own business, when suddenly…

BOOM!

… Nicol and Miriallia Haww barged in.

"Whew! I'm a strong gay!" Nicol said happily.

"Yeah," Milly said awkwardly.

"Dearka! You've gotta help us! The others are in Palawan!"

"So?" Dearka managed to say while chewing. "They're having a vacation! That's good."

"They're not vacationing! They've been kidnapped along with Shin!" Milly clarified.

"Shin? Isn't that a body part?"

"No! Shin Asuka!" Nicol said tersely.

"Ah, you mean the guy with the fishtail in that soap opera?"

"Yes, that Shin!"

"And what am I supposed to do?"

"Help us save him, of course!" Milly and Nicol said at the same time.

Dark looked at Milly, then at Nicol, then at his cup of noodles.

"Well, okay, I'll do it!" Dearka said cheerfully.

"Well, where's your Buster Gundam?" Milly asked.

"Uh… I kind of…" he played with his fingers. Nicol was yawning when Dearka finished his sentence.

"… sold it."

Nicol's mouth snapped shut. Several seconds later, he made a sound that was between a sigh and a sharp exhaling of air.

"You WHAT?"

"How do you think I got all these noodles?"

"Oh, come on. We can go in my Gundam. I wonder how we'll all fit in, though," Nicol said.

"Can I bring some noodles along?" Dark asked hopefully, quickly putting on a puppy-dog-eyes expression.

"You are completely hopeless," Miriallia sighed.


"Well, I hate you!'

"I hate you more!"

"You still drink from s baby bottle! Admit it!"

"You still keep the nightlight on! You admit it!"

"This has been going on for hours!" Shin told Lacus.

"I know! Can't we all just get along?"

" Got any earmuffs?"

"No, I don't."

"Geez. Athrun and Cagalli are making out, Kira and Yzak are trash talking, and we're doing nothing but sitting cross-legged! I'm bored!"

"How do you know us?" Lacus asked.

"Oh, I'm an avid Gundam Seed fan!" Shin said brightly.

"Oh. So what do you usually do?" Lacus inquired.

"I'm supposed to be set for a spa treatment today."

"But there's no spa here."

"I know! Isn't it tormenting? No hot baths, no massage, no face masks…"

Lacus raised her eyebrows. Is he gay?


Meanwhile, Mr. Pink was entertaining a visitor.

"Osama bin Laden! It's so nice to meet you!"

"That's 'Future King of the World' to you!"

"Ah, of course!" the Haro chirped.

"So, what are your plans…um, Mr.Pink, is it?"

"Oh, I plan to kidnap George Bush and demand whatever I want from the world in exchange for his safety," the pink robot beamed.

"That plan will never work!" Bin Laden roared.

Everyone except the crickets fell silent.

"What do you mean, it won't work?" a rebel asked.

"Duh. No one in America gives a fuck about Bush! Some of them even want him dead," he went on.

"Er- what would you propose, Mr. bin Laden?" Mr. Pink asked sweetly, which usually meant that it was trying-hard- to conceal its anger.

"We could kidnap Usher and demand whatever I want from the world in exchange for his safety," the most wanted terrorist on the planet said.

"Usher?"

"Sure. Everyone likes Usher!" he proclaimed.

"Usher."

"Yes, Usher! What's wrong with him?"

"What about Shin? We already kidnapped him," the Abu Sayaff adviser said.

"See, that's why he's my adviser," Mr. Pink winked at bin Laden.

"Oookay," was all Osama could say of this somewhat maniacal leader.

In the Blitz Gundam…

"Ow! Dark, your soup is all over my arm!" Milly yelped.

"Sorry!" Dearka said before slurping the rest of his soup that was in his cup.

"Get outta the way, I can't see where we're going!" Nicol yelled.

"Sorry!" Dearka repeated.

In the private hut…

"Do you want me to use my gun, Athrun?" Cagalli asked with a poisonous smile.

"You can use your gun after our session!"

"Shut up!"

Athrun moved a step closer, and…

BOOOM!

a/n: Well that's it for now. It's up to you to figure out what comes next. For now, I'm gonna write the tenth chappie. Later!