Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, Gundam Seed ain't mine. Well, at least I don't have responsibility over that matter.
a/n: I've managed to think fast , and write fast then type fast. Yeah, just for all you guys who might be anxious to read the tenth chapter. By the way, it's good to know that someone else has the same birthday as mine. Now I know that I'm not alone in the world. And in this chapter, you'll see how vicious Haros can get. Enjoy!
Inside the other hut…
Yzak pulled a book outta nowhere. It said "Yamato's Diary" on the cover. Kira's eyes went wide, and he started whimpering, "Nonononono!"
"Hah! I've been waiting for this day!" Yzak cackled.
"Wait a little bit longer!" Kira fell to his knees and pleaded.
"Dear Diary, I just made out with Fllay. It was rich! I was so pumped up! Especially the time when… oh never mind. It's too long to write, and you know how lazy I can get. But we were soo in to it, you know? Well, gotta go, Fllay's expecting me (wink).'"
"Hahahahahahaha!" Shin laughed.
Kira was sweat dropping all over the place. As for Lacus, well, her face was as pink as her hair. Then it became red.
"KIRA!" Her head loomed over Kira's face. He gulped.
"I want a divorce!" Lacus said.
Kira blinked. "We're married?" he wondered.
"Well, no. Let's get married!" Lacus said cheerfully.
"Yeah!" Kira cheered.
"Then get divorced," Lacus said in a monotone.
"Nooo!"
Even as Kira's despair was rising, Yzak continued to read the diary.
"Dear Diary, When I woke up and saw Lacus Clyne, my first thought was, I wanna make out with her! You may think I'm a pervert, but the truth is, I am!'"
Lacus was pink again, but this time, a column of steam was actually rising from her head.
"You're gonna get it, Kira Yamato! HAROS!" Her mechanical pets appeared very suddenly. "Get him!"
"NYAHAHAHAHAHA!" They crowed.
Then, even more suddenly, Creuset came in, dressed as a magenta Haro.
"Don't mind me!" Creuset said brightly. "I'm a fellow Haro!" "Haro! Haro!" he added to be more convincing.
Everyone,even the Haros,froze.
"WHAT?" he questioned.
Recap…
Athrun moved a step closer, and…
BOOOM!
Reality…
"What the fuck-," Athrun started to say.
Cagalli cut him off. "Who broke down the door?" She demanded.
"No one, I guess," Athrun said.
Little did they know that Sai Agryle was hiding inside an Invisibility Cloak (which he stole from the Harry Potter studios) and was holding a modernized super-cool laser gun (which was stolen from the Terminator 3 studios). His purpose for being here, and for breaking down the door, was unknown.
"Now where were we, Cagalli? Oh yeah! Time for our session!"
"I think someone's hiding out there," Cagalli told Athrun. Actually, I just want an excuse to get away from that possessive maniac, she thought. A big piece of wood caught her eye. Why? It was floating in mid-air. She picked the wood piece and the Sai's cloak was lifted with it.
"Sai! So you broke down the door!"
"I did it, I'm guilty-I mean, I didn't break any doors down!" He quickly hid the laser gun.
"Okay, Sai, confess!" Athrun ordered.
"Oh, come on! Why would I break down a door? Am I the type of person who's crazy enough, dorky enough, and stupid enough to do that?" he reasoned way too dramatically.
"YES!" Athrun and Cagalli said together.
"Oh."
"Why'd you break down the door?" Cagalli asked, none too gently.
"But I'm guilty-I mean, innocent!"
"As punishment, I will have to take that gun of yours," Athrun said. In his mind he was thinking, Cool!
"Hmm… we can use his cloak to escape and get back to the Gundams!"
"We're leaving already? But this place is heaven!" Athrun marveled.
"Yes, you can spend the rest of your life with that mentally-ill Haro you created. And chances are, Creuset is here, too," Cagalli said dryly.
"Okay, that's not a happy thought. Come on! Let's go! Let's gogogo!"
"Shut up, the rebels will hear you!"
"Not that she's care," Sai said blandly.
"Yeah, what he said," Cagalli agreed.
a/n: Well, that's it. I'll try to update tomorrow, okay? Oh, and please review! Bye for now!
