Disclaimer: Yes, I don't own Gundam Seed. Please don't file a lawsuit or whatever against me.
a/n: Do you know what time I slept last night to write this in? Ten in the evening. Hahaha. No big deal though. As much as I like to stay up all night, I can't. My parents have VERY strict rules. Well, enough about my utterly miserable life. Go and read the eleventh chappie. Oh, and please leave a review. Thanks.
The Blitz Gundam finally made it to the island. Nicol parked it in a thick bunch of trees so it wouldn't be seen. The cockpit opened.
"I can't believe it! My arm reeks of soup!" Milly complained.
"I can't help it if I'm addicted to soup and noodles!" Dearka reasoned.
"Shhh! Quiet! Let's sneak inside one of the huts! Maybe the others are in there!" Nicol told them.
"Yeah, or maybe that infernal Haro is talking to Osama bin Laden, and now they're planning to take over the world!" Dearka theorized.
Milly and Nicol just stared at him.
"It's just a guess," Dearka said casually.
They silently opened the door, closed it, and hid behind some crates.
"So? What are they talking about?" Milly whispered to Nicol, who was hiding closest to the rebel group.
"… then, after that, the world is ours to conquer!" bin Laden shouted.
"Ookay. We heard that fairly well," Milly said, rubbing her ears.
"See? Told ya they were gonna take over the world," Dearka said with a smug smile.
"Now let's watch some porn movies!" Mr. Pink said.
"Okay!" the other terrorists murmured.
Click!
Everyone (except Milly and Nicol, of course) was drooling at the sight of all that porno. However, when Dearka laid his eyes on the screen, his face went green.
Then came the barfing.
"Dark? You hate porn?" Nicol said.
"Yeah, yeah. So I do," Dearka said after he puked.
One of the rebels' heads turned to look at the source of the noise.
"Come on guys!" Nicol hissed.
They scurried away from the hut before the rebel reached them
."Wait. Let me read it this time!" Shin said. "Dear Diary, Everyone seems to think that I'm a wimpy protagonist. Heero Yuy said so himself, when I came over to his birthday party! Don't tell anyone, but I cried so hard after that, 'cause all I wanted was for him to sign my autograph! I am so depressed!"
Shin and Yzak both burst into fits of laughter. Lacus and her Haros joined in a few seconds later.
Kira meanwhile, after a good beating from the Haros, had both eyes head-butted and was bruised all over.
"Hey, where'd Creuset go?" Kira said, trying to get the others to stop laughing.
"I… don't know… Kira!" Lacus said while attempting not to laugh. But then she started to chuckle again.
"Hahahahaha! Okay, okay, let's read another," Yzak said while flipping the pages of Kira's journal.
"Dear Diary, I thought I had a chance to be able to do 'it' with Cagalli, but when I found out she was my sister, I had to find someone else. Luckily, Lacus was there. You know that time I cried on her lap? That was an excuse! By the way, she has nice legs!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yzak and Shin laughed simultaneously.
"Do you want me to kill him, Lacus?" Mr. Black asked.
Before Lacus could answer, Cagalli and Athrun went in, along with Sai, the Invisibility Cloak, and the laser.
"Hey guys! We found a way for us to escape!" Cagalli said.
"We can't all fit in that cloak," Yzak said skeptically.
"I want one of those!" Shin said when he saw the laser Athrun was holding.
"Hey, Athrun, you've gotta read this!" Yzak tossed the diary to Athrun.
"Athrun, please, don't read it aloud!" Kira begged.
"Too late, Tomato!" Athrun laughed.
"Dear Diary, Why doesn't Lacus wanna make out with me? Doesn't she know that I have erotic fantasies of her? Guess not! But I'm suffering here! Athrun's already done it with Cagalli, so why can't I? Athrun says I should force Lacus into it, but I'm not a control freak like him! And then he said, 'Of course you can't do it, you're a wimp!' I am so depressed-again!"
"Athrun! Some friend you are," Kira grumbled.
"Force Lacus into it, huh, Athrun?" Cagalli said sharply.
"Eheheheheheh!" Athrun sweat dropped.
Cagalli was just about to land a punch on Athrun's nose when Dearka's headpopped on the side of the door.
"Shh! We're coming in!"
"Dearka, Milly and Nicol stepped inside.
"Come on, guys, everyone else is watching porn movies, we can get outta here!" Nicol said.
"What if we get caught?" Lacus asked.
"Would you want to buy this invisibility spray?" Creuset asked, still disguised as a Haro.
"Where'd you come come from?" Everyone said at the same time.
"I can't tell you that," Creuset replied seriously. "But I can tell you that it costs two hundred bucks," he brightened.
"We'll take it!" Cagalli said, handing Creuset some fake cash. He drooled over it.
"Well, see ya!" he zoomed away.
"Let's hope this isn't defective," Cagalli said, looking at the spray.
a/n: Well, that's it, hope you like it. Will Creuset ever find out that all he ever gets from selling his products is fake money?I have to go and do important stuff, which mostly consists of sitting around, doing nothing. Bye-bye!
