We Don't Know A Title Yet

Author: Charming Roses
E-mail: little(underscore)charming(underscore)rose(at)hotmail(dot)com
User id: 698241
Summary: We don't have a summary yet either. We're total H/M shippers.. so... Total H/M Fluff. Let'sa just say it's about Harm & Mac (Duhuh) who (finally) get together, with a little help from Mattie & CO...
Disclaimer: We don't own anything of it. 'Cause if we did, Harm and Mac would have been married a long, long, long, long time ago and would have had 3.2 kids by now.. would have a white picket fence, you know the story (Kay: Hey, where's the dog? - Rose: The dog? – Kay: Yeah, you know the typical American rolemodel-familie has a Golden Retriever... – Rose: Why don't we give them a cat? - Kay: A cat? Why? - Rose: I kinda don't like dogs, well I love cats more.. - Kay: thinks about it Okay, so, we give them a cat.. Any suggestions on how to name him/her?)
Spoilers: It's post-'A Girls Best Friend'. But the conversation between Harm, Mac, Mattie & Jen on the end of the conversation (: Popcorn) never took place. Also; Meredith never cheated on the Admiral. We like to keep him happy...
Genre: Romance/General
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: H/M - Duhuh
Timeline: Post 'A Girls Best Friend'
Reviews: We love to get it.
Archive: Feel free to use our story anywhere you want. Just please let us know. But, please, leave the story as intact as possible (feel free to correct any spelling & grammar mistakes) & leave at least the disclaimers & the author name. TY.
A/N 1: This is our first co-write ship.
Rose: Kay, looking forward to work/write with you.
Kay: I think now is my turn to say how great it will be to write with you isn't it? O well, okay then, if you insist; me too.
A/N 2: This story (well, at least this piece of it) is the result of a comment Kay's youngest sister Lor made, reacting to the sentence 'We both want to be on top' (A Tangled Webb, Pt II - 9x01) namely: 'So why don't they do it against the wall?!' (she's 12!!) us being bored & crazy during an free period, or math..
A/N 3: This is probably gonna be the (one of the) only parts in this whole story that's gonna touch the 'I'm-still-PG-13-but-almost-R-rated' land. We usually aren't this, um.... detailed :p
A/N 4: This is just a very little part of a story we're writing. More is coming, but we just wanted to give you guys a preview of our insane imaginations.. :p
A/N: 5: Okay, just one more thing. We don't get the Zulu time, so all the timethingies will be 'local time'.

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Chapter 1

Friday
11 June 2004
2236 Local Time
Mac's Appartment

"Maybe we should move this to the bedroom." Mac suggested out of breath.

"Good idea" Harm replied between two kisses.

Quickly (okay, not so quick) they finally got into Mac's bedroom. Harm laid Mac down on the bed.

"There is only one thing," Ham said while tracing Mac's lips with his index finger.

"What?" Mac asked impatiently

"Remember Paraguay? You had this reason for us not to be together. Something like 'We both want to be on top.' Guess we have to find a solution to that problem then, won't we." Harm said teasingly.

"What are you suggesting, Commander?' Mac asked with a seductive tone in her voice.

"You sure you want to find out?" Harm asked with a huge grin on his face.

"Oh, just shut up and kiss me" Mac said and pulled him on top of her.

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1135 Local Time
Mac's Appartment

(Let's just say that the next morning found them together in bed, (very naked) snuggled up against each other, and let your pervert imagination fill in the rest of the details....)

When Harm woke up and opened his eyes he saw Mac staring at him.

"You know, you're very cute when you are asleep." She said.

"Well thank you, Colonel, but isn't that the guy's line" Harm answered half-awake.

"Wow, how medieval can someone be.." said Mac jokingly while slapping Harm on his arm

"Hey, give me a break. I didn't sleep much at all last night." He said while stretching his arms out above his head.

"And whose fault would that be?" Mac replied. Harm looked pointedly at her. "Oh no," she squealed indignant "you're not gonna blame this on me. If I remember correctly, you were the one who wanted to try something different over and over again"

"Well, I didn't hear you complain last night" Harm said while throwing her a flyboy-grin.

"I'm not complaining, you are. By the way, shouldn't you be able to function on little sleep, Flyboy?"

"So you're saying you were in Marine-mode making love to me last night. Talking about mixing work and pleasure…"

"Okay.. I think we're gonna have to end this conversation, before things get out of hand.." Mac said blushing slightly.

"'before it gets out of hand…' If you're afraid this will get out of hand," Harm said with a huge grin on his face, "what were you thinking last night when you.."

"Okay! Let's not go into that please. Why don't we just drop the subject.. Wanna have some breakfast, uhm.. brunch?" Mac changed the subject quickly, knowing that if she didn't, Harm would relive the whole night again 'Not that it would be a bad thing,' she thought, 'But since it's already 1157 it might be a good idea to get up, otherwise they wouldn't make it out of the bed for the rest of the day…'

"…besides, we promised Mattie & Jen to meet them at 1300." Harm said, snapping Mac out of her thoughts.

"Sorry, what were you saying?" She asked.

"Never mind, just let's make some breakfast.. brunch, you said brunch, what time is it then?" Harm said, getting up.

"1157 and 32 seconds.."

"We better get going then?" Harm suggested with his best flyboy grin.

They both made it into Mac's kitchen in record time.

"Why is it it took us that long to make it to your bedroom last night, but we've gotten to your kitchen in, like, 20 seconds?"

"24 seconds. I think we were a little distracted with other things… remember. And weren't we gonna drop this subject? "By the way," Mac said, opening the fridge and fishing out some eggs, "What are we gonna tell them about 'us'?"

"Who are you referring to when you say 'them'?"

"Well, Mattie, for starters. And of course Jen and the Admiral. And all the other co-conspirators. You know.."

"What do you think about 'nothing'"?

"You mean..."

"Jup, just let them think their mission failed and they didn't accomplish anything. We're just gonna let them suffer."

"I like the way you think, Counselor," Mac replied with a cheeky grin on her face, while putting two plates on the table.

"Is that the only thing you like about me?" Harm asked wearing a fake pout.

"Oh Harm, just stop it. You're like a hormone driven teenager."

"At least I'm your hormone driven teenager."

"Would you just let us have a normal breakfast with a normal conversation. After that you can go back to your apartment, I'll come by at 1300 and we're just gonna act like nothing happened." Mac concluded her rambling.

Harm was quite for a second, but then answered, "I think that's gonna be a hard thing to do, pretend like nothing happened. But we can at least try. How good of an actrice are you?" While he wrapped his arms around Mac's waist from behind he thought of something. "You know, we actually are gonna have to thank Mattie for all this."

Mac nodded and leaned back into Harms chest while her thought drifted back to a day, a couple of months ago..

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Little (it turned out to (almost) be longer that the chapter) A/N: This sorta was our conversation when & while we wrote this part.

Rose: Hey! How did they get here? How did we get here btw?

Kay: Uhm, I thought you knew that part. You did write that didn't you?

Rose: No! You said you were gonna write the next part!

Kay: No I didn't

Rose: You did too

Kay: Did not

Rose: Did too

Kay: Somewhere in the little city Zoetermeer in the little country the Netherlands... (Rose: Should we write this? People now know where we live. - Kay: Oh, who knows our little, little town anyway?) ...windows are breaking, pillows are flying across room, baby's are crying, dogs are barking, we're hating math, (which is where we were when we wrote this part) (Rose: Speaking of alliteration) (Kay: That was English literature, the period before this one) milk is burning..

Rose: Okay, okay, I think they got the point.... Hey, why don't we write it together?

Kay: But then they have to wait... pouts

Rose: So what!! :p big smile

Kay: Okay... shrugs So, stay tuned for the next part..

Rose: Well, it's not really the next part, it's the first part.

Kay: Who says it is?

Rose: We are. We're writing this, sweetie. BTW, we were gonna write backwards, remember?

Kay: We were? Isn't that gonna be to complicated for the readers. I mean: I don't get it. And if I don't get it, they are certainly not gonna get it, I mean: I work with you and don't get it.

Rose: (to readers) She rambles a lot. (to Kay) You know what, never mind. Just trust me. It's gonna be the first part.

Kay: Okay.. So where were we?

Rose: Ow, another alliteration :p

Kay: Could you just leave all the alliterations to themselves and focus on the STORY!!

Rose: Sorry.. :S

Kay: She REALLY has the attention-span of a six year old..

Rose: I do not! ... Ow, pwetty bird...

Kay: See...

Rose: Hmpf..

Kay: So, where were we? glares at Rose Don't even THINK it!

Rose: I wasn't!! innocent look

Kay: Hmhm.. looks suspicious

Rose: Really! Anyway you were saying: 'Stay tuned for..'

Kay: ..the next part of.... What's the title again?

Rose: We don't have one yet.

Kay: looks kinda confused We don't?

Rose: Nope

Kay: Ow.. so stay tuned for the next part of 'We don't know a title yet'. grins

Rose: You know, you are terrible.

Kay: Thank you! big smile

Rose: rolls her eyes It wasn't a compliment..

Kay: Ow.. pouts

Rose: Oops... hides behind desk

Kay: Okay, I get it. I'm not talking to you anymore. sits down with back turned to Rose

Rose: Oh, come on Kay. I was just kiddin'. I'm sorry.

Kay: Lalalala (8) I can heaaaaaar you (8)

Rose: Mutters Now who's a six year old..

Kay: HEY!!

Rose: I thought you couldn't here me grins

Kay: I can't.....

Rose: Then why are you answering me? still grinning

Kay: Because.. Well... Your mean.. pouts You know, now I'm really not talking to you anymore...

Rose: Ow, come on Kay, the readers think it's funny.

Kay: No they don't.

Rose: Yes, they do.

Kay: puts her fingers in her ears Lalala!!

Rose: Oh for crying out loud... sighs Okay, well the update may take a while.. So, while you guys are waiting for us to update, read the stories of Carol and Michi (writestories315 440121) who were the ones who gave us the idea to start co-writing. Have fun and read on, while I'll try to get Kay talking to me again... sighs again that's gonna take a while..

P.S. - We're not crazy, nono, we're INSANE!!! Hihihihi :p

A/N 5: We found out, while writing the last part of this chapter, that we get the most work done during Math... don't ask us why, we don't know. (Kay: Um, well, maybe, because it's.. um.. you know: BORING!! – Rose: I totally agree. BTW no offence to people who actually like Math.. - Kay: Like there are any. – Rose: ..and (potential) math teachers out there. Our Math-teacher is actually a very nice guy. Kinda funny.. :p) German gets the silver medal in the 'In-which-course-do-we-write-the-most'-game..
A/N 6: Kay has just found out that she's the best in writing the sex-related parts, 'cause that was the only part where her sentences actually made sense.. (Kay: Ok, that's so not true.... it was..... oh, it was actually the truth... :$ But other than that, I'm just a little, nice and -absolutely-not-dirty-and-especially-not-horny-girl.)
A/N 7: We LOVE to get reviews.. So if you guys just push the little blue/purple button that says 'go' and leave us a little message, we will love you until... well, eternity is a big word. We will love you.. lets just leave it at that :p

A/N 8: Not only we haven't got a title yet, we also haven't got a beta-reader yet. (Rose: Are you up for a challenge? Do you like to work with two insane and mostly giggly girls? Then this is a job that fits you perfectly! Warning: We don't cover any potential hospital bills or shrink appointments. – Kay: Don't mind her. She reaaaaaaaaally needs to lay low on the sugar..) So, any volunteers You're welcome to e-mail us. And, yes, we do have an e-mail address. Want to know it? Check our personal profile. (It's also at the top of this page) That's another thing we do have.

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