Disclaimer: Do I have to say this over and over again? Yes, I don't own Gundam Seed. I've already gotten on with my life. I don't need to be constantly remided of that itsy-bitsy fact.
a/n: Yay! I have 14 reviews! I thought I'd end up with only one till I finished this fic. Thanks to Sandyzd, Rosegirl18 (I didn't forget), and EmbeRin for constantly reviewing. I owe you a lot. Well, on with the story!
Before Cagalli could spray herself with Creuset's suspicious-looking product, the door opened.
"Shin Asuka, you're coming with us," two rebels-who looked strangely like Tolle and Kuzzey-said.
"Tolle? Kuzzey?" Milly was shocked.
"I do not know of who you speak of," the Tolle-look-alike said in a strange tone.
"Neither do I," The Kuzzey-look-alike said in a similar tone.
They dragged Shin out the door.
"Hey, aren't you gonna save me?" Shin demanded.
"We don't like you," Athrun said simply. The other guys nodded in agreement.
Shin and the rebels disappeared completely.
"Why didn't you karate them?" Cagalli said sharply.
"We don't like him," Athrun repeated.
"Why you… oh, never mind," Cagalli gave up.
"So, who wants to go eavesdrop on the Abu Sayaff?" Lacus asked.
"Um, no one?" Kira said bluntly.
"Let's leave the guy here and go home," Yzak said.
"Good idea," the men agreed.
All the girls-and Nicol-protested.
"We came here to save Shin in the first place!" Nicol reminded them.
"I'll go drop an eve on those terrorists!" Kira chided, remembering that he came to save Shin so he could get some fame and glory.
Everyone stared at him.
"You know, eavesdrop! Isn't that the same?"
"NO!" everyone else said.
"Well, I'll do it anyway!" Kira said with a smile on his face.
"Okay!" Lacus said.
Kira just stood there, smiling.
"Well?" Cagalli said quizzically.
"Well, what?" Kira said blankly.
"Well, go and spy on them!" Cagalli ordered.
Kira blinked. "Oh yeah!" He scurried off.
"Idiot," Yzak sneered.
"Wanna read the rest of the diary?" Dearka said.
"Oh, I wanna hear this," Athrun laughed.
Kira searched for the hut Mr. Pink was in. He didn't have to look far, because there was a big flashing neon sign that said: Mr. Pink Is In Here! And there were flashing arrows that were pointing to the biggest hut of all the huts that were there.
"That must be it," Kira said.
He tiptoed to the door, humming the Mission: Impossible theme song.
"Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum," he hummed. He opened the door. Then he hid behind a box.
There was a hologram communicator thingy at the center of the room. Mr. Pink ordered Shin to sit on the long bench. The Tolle-look-alike was beside him, placing the barrel of a hand gun to the side of his head.
"Nonono, oh God, please no!" Shin whimpered.
Mr. Pink turned on the hologram.
"Greetings, incompetent Naturals and Coordinators!" it began.
"As you can see, me and Osama bin Laden here, have your beloved actor, and we will not hesitate to kill him if you refuse to meet our demands! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I still think kidnapping Usher was a better idea," bin Laden muttered.
"Here is what we want: We want to rule the world!" Mr. Pink crowed.
A hologram appeared and revealed the faces of millions of screaming fans.
"Give Shin back you bastards!" they all said in unison.
"Woah, I didn't know Shin had so many fans! I'll get even more fame and glory than I expected!" Kira said with glee.
"Let me rule the world, and I'll give him back," Mr. Pink said.
"What? But I'm gonna rule the world!" bin Laden roared.
"I will!"
"No, I will!"
"I will!"
"I will!"
The other rebels stood in confusion. Shin was still whimpering.
"The rebel who looked like Kuzzey said, " Anyone wanna grab a beer? My treat."
The others mumbled, "Sure!" They went out through a side door.
Meanwhile, bin Laden and the pink Haro was were still arguing.
"I will rule the world!"
"I will!"
"I will!"
"I will!"
Kira didn't know what to do, either. So he just stayed behind the box and hummed the rest of the Mission: Impoissible theme song.
"Dear Diary, Everyone thinks I'm stupid. Athrun said I had an IQ of four. Well, I do, but that's not the point, is it? Athrun thinks he's so good. Hmph! I'll show him! I'm just as smart as Cagalli is! Smarter even!"
Everyone had a straight face for at least ten seconds. Then they burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
"I didn't know Kira had an IQ of four!" Lacus said.
"No wonder he didn't know what 'eavesdrop' meant!" Dearka said.
Yzak was laughing so hard tears were coming out of his eyes. Athrun was seconds away from doing the same.
"I'm back! With Shin!" Kira declared.
"Took you long enough. Let's go already!" Nicol said.
"Not so fast," a familiar voice (at least to the ZAFTY's) said.
"Miguel Aimann! It's you!" Athrun said.
"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" Dearka demanded.
"So is Nicol. But the author decided to reincarnate him instead of me! So pretty soon I'm gonna be erased!"
Suddenly, an eraser came out of the sky and started erasing Miguel's head.
"Nooo! Not the hair! Anything but the hair!"
Everyone just… stared.
a/n: Um, if you think this chapter's kinda bogus, you can tell me. And if you think it's great, tell me! Please review!
