Disclaimer: Uh- huh. Gundam Seed is so not mine. I mean, if it was, Rau Le Creuset would end up in a nuthouse!
A/n: Um, sorry for not updating for, like, days. I was deciding if I should end the story or not, and I decided to end it on chapter fourteen. So both chapters will be posted today. Hey, I have my reasons for doing this. Wanna know what? Probably not, but I'll tell you anyway. Well, first, I have to take an entrance exam 'coz I'm transferring schools (yet again). And I have to study for it, 'coz my parents say it's hard. And you can relate to me right? I FREAKIN' DO NOT WANNA STUDY FOR AN ENTRANCE EXAM! (becomes as red as Fllay's hair) But, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna make more fics but with only one chappie. Well, anyway, enjoy the last two chapters of my fic.
"Now can we puh-leeze escape?" Shin asked.
"No! The story doesn't end that soon," Dearka said. "Something else is still bound to happen."
"Since when have you become Einstein's son?" Nicol arched his eyebrow.
"Since I've been eating noodles!" Dearka answered, his eyes glittering.
"Yeah right," Yzak snorted. "Noodles can't make anyone smart, especially not a dumbass, which you happen to be."
"You're just jealous," Dark retorted.
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Can we please get outta here?" Cagalli said exasperatedly.
"Not so fast!" someone said.
"See, told ya something else was bound to happen," Dearka said, smirking.
"So, is any one of you girls single?" Shani Andras asked in a bad-boy-like voice.
"I am!" Nicol said brightly.
"What's your name, pretty lady?" Shani asked.
"Nicol! Nicol Amalfi!"
"Hey, aren't you… you're the gay!" Shani blurted.
"Ahhh! I'm not gonna date a homosexual! I'm getting out of here!" With that, Shani zoomed away until he was out of sight.
Nicol sighed. "And I thought I was going to be de-virginized today."
Everyone stopped moving.
Suddenly, the door burst open.
"What's this rumor that my hostages were gonna escape?" Mr. Pink said.
"Mr. Pink! So you're behind all this!" Lacus said in a pained voice.
"Duh! Didn't you see it when we were captured?" Kira said.
"L-L-Lacus! I didn't do it! I-It was him!" it pointed at bin Laden. "He forced me into it!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Why do we fight, even over the smallest things?" Lacus said, getting all peace-loving like she did during the series.
"Because some people are just plain stupid!" Yzak said.
"Well, tell me if you guys ever want to escape!" Shin said. He whipped out his cell phone and started to play "Doom".
"Shin! You have a cell phone! Why didn't you call the CIA so they could rescue you?" Milly asked.
"Cell phones can make calls? I didn't know that! I only bought a cell phone because of the games!" Shin answered.
"Now there's a guy who could compete with Kira! I wonder who's dumber."
"Hey, I have a sudden craving for trout. They taste it good with tartar sauce!" Shin said out of the blue.
"Ewww. I hate tartar sauce," Kira said.
"Who asked you?" Yzak said.
Meanwhile, Mr. Pink and bin Laden were engaged in some sort of duel. It involved head-butting each other, actually. Lacus was watching them, trying (in vain) to make them stop.
"I'm bored," Dearka said.
"Argh! You people are stupider than a flugerm!" Cagalli exploded, losing her temper. "We're supposed to get out of here!" With that, she went out of the hut, Mr. Pink and bin Laden not even noticing her weave past them.
"You think you can head-butt the king of all head-butters?" Mr. Pink declared.
"You think you have the upper hand, just because you're made of metal?" Bin Laden replied, taking out a sledgehammer.
"Hey, no fair! Weapons aren't allowed!" Mr. Pink complained.
"I am a terrorist, I play dirty," bin Laden sneered.
"You'll have to catch me if you want to flatten me!" Mr. Pink flew out the door, bin Laden trailing behind.
"Ooookay. That was a bizarre scenario," Dearka said.
"I'm going after Cagalli," Athrun muttered.
"I guess you do like my sister, after all," Kira said, looking pleased.
"Actually, I'm going after her 'coz she might pilot my Gundam and take off," Athrun said hurriedly, then scurried off.
Lacus looked over Shin's head to watch him play "Doom".
"Can I play?"
"Sure, my fingers are getting sore," Shin said.
"Cagalli, where are you?" Athrun said, trying to see in the dark.
He stopped. He heard a rustling of trees. I hope it's just the wind and not Cagalli flying away with my Gundam, Athrun thought.
He walked to the spot where he parked the Justice. Thankfully, it was still there. He saw Cagalli standing several feet away from him.
"Hey, Cagalli, come on! Let's go back inside!"
"I don't wanna," Cagalli said, sounding much like a spoiled five-year-old.
"Wanna get horny with me?" Athrun winked.
"Let's go back inside," Cagalli said quickly, sweat dropping.
"Works every time," Athrun muttered with a small smile.
"What was that?" Cagalli said, raising her eyebrow.
"Nothing, nothing!"
a/n: Well, Now that that's done, you can go on to the fourteenth and last chapter. See ya there!
