A/N: Ok so I was sitting here thinking, I haven't updated in what two weeks? More? Sorry… I will today though! But I beg, and beg, and beg of you to read some of my one-shots! ; Shameless advertising I know, but I mean.. I have a couple stories with no reviews! –Sadness-

ANYWAY!

REVIEW REPLIES:

Hermione2567- I enjoy writing there endless ranting so very much. I'll sit here and laugh at myself while my mother walks by whispers something about insane, and grabs my laundry basket and trips, then storms away. Thank you so much for reviewing!

Tonight, in my dreams, ill make sure to send you a thank you note via, owl

Zoencomp- .Welcome back1 Its like the 12th today I hope your vacation went well! And no need to have worried I haven't updated till now, which might not even be posted till next week due to my incredibly busy schedule.

So don't fear.

BTW I can tell you now, reading more slowly doesn't exactly help. It only makes you anxious to get to the end. So read as fast as you want!-beam- Thanks so much for begging me to write more, I love to have people beg ((insert evil laugh/cackle)) but no really thanks for reading this far! I can only hope for another review o-o-major gigantic hint- Love ya

Yazman- Well, im glad its official. Because it doesn't count if it isn't official you know. No, not really, just my own little rules I decided to make in the above sentence then after the period I revoke them.

So ahh.

I have confused you now.

Hopefully you wont hate me, because I really need to know what 'perdirlo' means in Spanish. O-o

Since your by your computer waiting let me give you a hint, no matter how many times you press the refresh button, another chapter wont mysteriously appear. I know from pitiful experience.

Thank you so much for reading and getting hooked on phonix!

Naturewytch- Songs tend to do that. There evil and in on a huge conspiracy so trust me, it isn't just your mind.

Want to know something funny? My mom is so hard to get up in the morning NOTHING and I mean NOTHING wakes her up except one thing, Ricky Martins "Livin La Vida Loca" Its sad and pathetic and scares me whenever I sleep in her room.

Scary.

Thanks for reading!

Daddyslilangel1-Well, tell your brothers there hallucinating and that your not waking them up.

Then hire a magician or psychiatrist to put them back to sleep in a time span of 2.6 minutes.

After that give me a call, and I put a word in for you at the Guinness book of world records.

Who knows, maybe your brothers were having a bad dream, and are grateful that you woke them up. Stay on the positive side! Remember half full. Not empty.

Or shattered for that matter either…

Hahaha.. yeah stupid joke.. Ya get it? I didn't think so…-cough- moving on.

Thank you for reviewing1 It means a lot! - And I hoping the reason why they woke up is because you laughed so loud . I try to keep humor in this story.

I hope its working.

Old-crow- Whenever I see the word crow I think of "The Raven". Now that that's out of my system, I had planned to take her recovery slow!

I'm having so much fun writing this fic and re-reading it over and over! I'm actually proud of this fan fiction to say that it might actually be OK! That's a big step in my self-esteem issues.

Enough about me lets talk about you, and your review.

Thank you for your review. And yes. I will update soon o.O'

I'm a mind reader.

Hollyg20-Resist the pouty face?

I'm afraid I must admit I can. Since I am the second to best at it! -

Thank you so much! -blushes- I'm glad my story is well liked enough for a triple 'yay' I mean double. I read in too much. All well my hopes are not dashed!

Onward to the next review, yours was lovely btw thankies mucho!

The-power-of-love- Well your power of love has made my day!

Thanks for the review, Hun!

Tamar-Shakira-I have not updated soon.

I hang my head in shame.

Please don't hate me! For you see. Im updating now! That means you should be like, "Hey! She updated, there is a blade of green grass somewhere!"

An old saying.

Ignore the grass part. –blink-

Thanks!

BeaumontRulz- Ha, thanks. Ha, your review made me laugh! Ha, ok I'll stop now. Though I must admit I was having a lot of trouble spelling 'ha'

My sad poor soul, if you cant tells already from my stories I have spelling issues.

I knew I shouldn't of cheated on that one spelling test…..

Thank you so much for your review!

HA.bye

RiOt-GaL-Like I said in an above review I just have so much fun writing them! When I do write them I can like, picture it in my head.

Does anyone else do that?

Read the books or fan fictions and like, picture a movie of it in your head? I find it very entertaining and worthwhile. I love to read because of that ; that's my little secret, oh and I love to write because of that also.

Oh my gosh, ok im taking Spanish and I just re-read about what I wrote to you and im like, whoa. I mixed in Spanish with my English words and wow.

STUPID MONKEYSTARZ!

Anyway

Thanks for the lovely review!

Hotaoru-Kimatoe- OH DARLING I MISS YOU TO! –Hugs to death- you had to go and move off!

But thanks for the review dearie, even though I called you up and made you type it.

I still thought it sincere of you to listen to someone shorter then you.

((The next few are reviews from chapter three))

Tweeny-weeny- Lol! Its good to know what other thinks as funny though, so I appreciated that you did that!

Thanks so much for reviewing to me1 I feel honored! -

Aquarius-AKK69- I did, there's a chapter four –sticks tongue out- thanks for the review!

Kerie-Kitsune- -giggles- I'm glad you found it amusing, but don't send me the doctor's bill to your injuries from the fall!

Thanks for reviewing to me!

Falron- The beauty of this review is that I have updated, and that actually a lot of people call me lizard. So hello. I am lizard. –Meow-

Milky-way-bar- you know WATS funny? I have a white cow named Milky Way o-o. It's also my fav candy bar…….. Anyway! Thanks for the review and I like the direction my lovely car full of this fan fiction is driving as well!

Hopefully there wont be any stop signs in the near future. (This is an example of me trying to use an analogy.))

And to everyone else you rock my slippers and I love you guys so terribly mucho! On with the chapter! But first this is a special embarrassing moment for my first ever flame, I shall copy and paste it, and if anybody can understand this flame pls help me…. When was pokemon mentioned in my Harry Potter story?

Dracosballduster
2005-01-31
ch 1, anonymous

Oh my God. What kind of Dumb ass story is that supposed to be? I'm not whinning for more chapters, I'm whinning for you to fucking stop. You took a whole 3 minutes out of my life I could have put to use. How many Times have I heard about the parents 'not really liking pokemon' and then letting heir children go anyway? And whats with Growlithe for protection? Everyone does that. "Training pokémon, battling others, showing the world how great he was"
Ever think that thats what every one else does? So Mary Sue. Don't review to peoples story if you can't come up with ideas half ass good as theirs. And God will ppl stop writting Harry Potter? Harry Poter has to be the gayest thing ever since anything! God you suck. Take some advice and start writting in your own language so people don't have to read this crap.

Dear person who wrote this review.

I would surely value your opinion if it were atleast on the next few things:

Understandable

Related to the topic on hand

Mary sue? MARY SUE? I don't get it…..

If you don't enjoy Harry potter then don't READ it. Der- simple thing to understand dearie.

Anyway.

Good luck in your next flame!

Love,

Monkeystarz (non- pokemon writer)

NOW on with the story…. Th chapter title has nothign to do with the chapter beside 'Mione/Harmony moiving in .

Chapter 5: Magically Mooing moving boxes. ((Look at that alliteration skill….))

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Harry paced his flat. Left to right, right to left, turn here, spin there, twirl, pointed toe, left leg out, shake it all about……. Whoop. Stopping now.

Sighing he fell on his coach and peered, as best to his current position, around the perimeter of his flat. To his and many others utter amazement it was clean. Not nearly as white and prepared as Harmony/Hermione house, but still cleaner then it had ever been in its lifetime.

Needless to say Mr. Potter was very proud of himself.

Almost as proud as he was the day …………well, the day he…….. perhaps that's another story for a higher rating later on.

He coughed and tugged at his collar, she was supposed to be here in an estimated amount of two minutes.

"Ok! Mental check list."

1.floors visible

Check

2.Kitchen sparkling in atleast two areas

Check, well i.5 was close enough.

3.Beds made

Check

4.Anti cat spell placed

Check, but better recheck that just in case it does not work.

5.Dishes cleaned

Check,

6.Dishes put up

Check.

7.Dishes IN the cabinet

Check.

8. Table repaired.

Check

9. Ron kicked out

Triple check, he refused to leave twice.

10.Fly zipped.

Quick look down and check.

11.Bathroom cleaned

Check

12. Bathroom neatly cleaned not Harry Potter cleaned

Reluctant check.

And last but not least

13. Toilet seat down.

No check.

He jumped up and went to place it down when the doorbell rang and he froze.

Then ran to the door in an amazing .23 second.

"Harry." She nodded and smiled at him softly, slightly unwillingly.

And as often he did Harry melted, "Me."

She coughed and turned to something behind her, "I have a few cases that I'd need help getting in and.." she trailed off as she saw Harry's eyes bulge.

"A FEW!"

"Yes a few."

"YOU BROUGHT YOUR WHOLE BLOODY LIBRARY WOMAN!"

"Only half!" she said in a defending tone.

"HALF?"

"And all my clothes and shoes, and my labeling tabs and some cooking ware and a couch…."

"A COUCH?"

"Its incredibly comfy."

" COOING WARE?"

"You're yelling again. Yes, cooking ware I didn't think a bachelor and wizard such as yourself had any so I brought it just to be safe."

"What? Do you think I chew cud?"

"Your behaving like a cow."

"I would like to express how deeply im offended."

"Good, do so and help me with my bags." As an after thought she added a tense "please."

"A couch."

"We've gone over this good god boy were you a parrot in your past life?"

"Could have been I don't very well remember my past life."

"Don't get smart Harry! I know it must hurt you to think and I don't feel like nursing you."

"That was a low blow."

"Not in physical terms so it doesn't hurt to bad."

"Your crazy."

"Mad. Now will you please assist me? Or shall I turn around?"

He opened and shut his mouth, very much resembling a trout and grudgingly went out to lift a few, then as an after thought simply withdrew his wand and lifted them all inside.

"There."

Harmony stood stun. 15 suitcases and they were all neatly put in a room without a hand lifted! Ok well his wand hand but still…how did he do that?

A flashback hit her again, one shed witnessed to before.

"Leviosa" she whispered and Harry's head shot up.

"You said a spell."

"Did I?"

"You said the spell I used to get the suitcases in the room!" His smile was that of a young child's and he literally bounced over to her and grabbed her hands spinning her around. "Oh soon your memory will be back and- oh you'll be your completely true self!"

Her breath caught, her completely true self? What would happen to Harmony if Hermione returned? How would two live inside one body? They were similar but not the same, atleast form what she could tell.

Would I die?

Would I disappear?

Her eyes closed as a headache formed and she began to rub her head.

Harry watched on in one of his trademark-confused gazes, and pondered about what she was thinking. It was a confusing though he could tell by her expressions changing so fast.

Harmony shook her head as a little voice spoke softly,

"You wont disappear.

I am you, as you are I. We are born of the same blood and live in the same mind.

We are each other, do not fret."

Her eyes opened, wide, "Hermione?"

She said aloud and Harry squinted at her.

"Hermione?" he echoed.

Harmony's eyes rolled back, but she stood calm and she began to speak, in a strange way.

"Harry?"

"Harmony?"

"No."

"Hermione?"

"Yes."

"Hermione! Your back!"

"Im not gone Harry, be sensible. I'm right here in front of you!"

"No… your Harmony.. usually."

"Don't be scared Harry."

"Me? Scarred? How stupid I'm not scared of you."

"Your worried then."

"Can you read my mind or something?"

"I can always read you."

"I miss you 'Mione."

"I'm right here."

"You've changed, now you're her and, well she's great but… more strict."

"We aren't that bad Harry."

"We?"

"I'm her and she is I so we is us."

"This is confusing."

"Indeed.

"Your- I don't get it."

"I have to go now Harry, but the gist of the situation is this, me and here are each other.

Im one half while she is the other. She's my muggle half."

"I think I get it now Herms."

"Harry."

"Yes?"

"I really need to tell you something important…"

"YES?"

"You're yelling again."

Hermione had left, well sort of. "What in heavens name are you staring at?"

She still stood outside the apartment, he was leaning against the doorframe, shaking his head he said nothing and ushered her in.

"Oh wait!"

She ran back and picked up the devil himself, "Couldn't forget Crookshanks now could I?"

She went to walk in and stopped.

"I can't get in."

Harry laughed nervously.

"Why can't I get in Potter?"

"Well the cat, you see, I really don't want him over and."

"LET. ME.IN!"

" The cat cant because im-err- allergic! That's it!"

"Allergic?" her voice took on an innocent tone and he relaxed, "Yes allergic always have been, come to think of it."

"What type of allergic?"

Uh oh. She was a pediatrician. A doctor, and had told a lie, a medical lie.

Stupid git.

"Umm I sneeze?"

"I see."

"A lot."

"Uh huh."

"And medicine, im allergic to medicine as well."

"Oh really?"

"Any type of medicine!"

"Yes." He said meekly.

"Harry Potter are you lying to me?"

" Well- no."

You hesitated."

"I didn't understand the question."

"Let me in before I kill you."

"No violence."

"Now."

He hung his head and waved his hand, she walked in and glared at him. She stopped, and stroked her cat as she began to look around.

"Decently clean."

He smiled, a leap of hope, and nodded, "Thank you!"

"Where am I to sleep?"

"Follow me. "He said gaily as he led her down the hall and to the left was a door.

The door was pretty.

It was a lavender color, and when the room opened it was a lavender pointed room.

She let a smile flit to her lips as she looked around at the soft colored wood of the dressers and bed.

"Oh Harry its lovely."

He shifted his feet and blushed slightly, "I thought you'd like it."

She turned to him her mouth in an 'O' shape, "You did it for me?"

"Yea I thought- well you'd consider staying if you saw it."

"But I already said I would."

"I'd thought you would have changed your mind."

She didn't say anything to that seeing as just a few minutes ago she indeed had.

"Well- a few things before I bring your bags in here, the closet can fit all your clothes, no matter how many you have. The bookshelf, also magically enhanced, can fit all your books, an when you want one just say the title r the color, or just think it and it will come to your hand!"

Her eyes were wide as she stared at him. "Thank you. It was very sweet of you to think of me."

He looked around the room, anywhere but at her. For some strange reason his pulse quickened and he began to ramble, "I also put some magical books in there that might interest you and well sort of added a few cat-haters book as a gag and there is coffee in the kitchen and some bread and the fridge is always stocked and ill help get the couch in here and if you step out of the room for a second ill- well ill enhance the length of the room so it can fit next to that window."

She blinked, taking it all in and gave him another smile as she stepped out, with her cat in tow.

Closing the door she leaned against it and sighed. He had done this all for her, no matter how big a prat he was, he had done this for her.

She wandered to the kitchen and found the coffee, she soon began to search for a mug and found one, and while she sipped it she heard a poof and turned around.

"Hallow Hermione- erm- I mean Harmony!"

She stared at the guy. "Who are you?"

"Fred."

"And im George" She spun around and let out a squeak as she saw an identical man behind her.

"How- did." she stopped and shook her head, "Are you wizards to?"

"Indeed." Fred said nodding his head, George walked next to Fred and grinned.

"Your just as pretty." Fred said

"Not as smart" George added.

"Still short." Fred continued

"Hairs longer." George added in again.

"No sugar in your coffee?" Fred noticed.

"Or cream." George pointed out.

Harmony blinked at them. "I- I like it black some times."

"Racists too." Fred glowered.

"Excuse me?"

"Were only joking" George insisted.

Harry entered the room and stopped when he saw Fred and George. "Hey Fred, George."

George glared, "Why is he always first?"

"Because my name is first in the alphabet."

"So! I have a longer name!"

"And mines easier to say (and spell)"

"Bloody git."

"AS are you dear brother as are you" Fred smiled and turned to Harry.

"If it isn't the bookworm lover."

"Fred." Harry warned.

Harmony set her sup down and rubbed her temples for the second time that day. "This is confusing, Harry who are they?"

George look offended, "We all ready told you!"

"I don't mean your names!"

"These are Ron's elder brother, or atleast two of them." Harry said before a bickering arose.

"Oh! The gay red head?" she inquired in triumph as she remembered who he was.

"GAY?" Three voices said at once.

"Well he was singing a Ricky Martin song I mean, is he not gay?"

"Well I suppose he could be" Fred pondered.

"Hasn't had a girlfriend in a year atleast." George wondered.

"He isn't Gay!" Harry Defended.

"Well I was mistaken then."

"He's merely crazy." Harry said firmly.

"I see."

"Thank you for giving us another reason to tease our brother Hermio-Harmony." George beamed.

"How do you know me?" Harmony asked her head tilted in, Harry's thinking, an adorably cute tilt.

"We just do." Fred said proudly.

"Bright boys we are!" George concluded

"Dashingly handsome as well!" Fred amended.

"In fact if you ever need a date or an escort…" George began, but was immediately cursed at and felt an elbow jab into his rib. He fell to the ground. Why? Were not sure, we think it's due to the pain.

Harry smiled innocently, "I brought your bags to your room, just step over that twin, and you can come to Fred."

Harmony nodded and followed him to her room, and she gasped as she saw all her clothes were neatly in her closet, which was huge! Her books were on a bookshelf, and her couch was next to the bay window.

"Rather girly." Fred said a little shocked.

"It wonderful!" Harmony marveled.

"I hope you didn't mind me unpacking all I did was flick my wand and Walla!"

Fred shook his head and sighed; "Well we just came by to say hi ill grab George and be on my way!" he slipped out of the room.

Harmony stared at Harry for a few moments, "This, has to be, one of the nicest things that anyone has ever done for me."

"Well, I wanted you to be comfortable so.." He trailed off as Harmony stepped closer to him.

He gulped.

She set the cat on her king sized bed, and took another step closer to him.

He stared at her chocolate orbs, and a funny feeling went down his spine.

She was inches away when she stood on her tiptoes and-

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Gave him a soft hug.

"Your not that bad Harry Potter." She said softly in his ear.

And in his mind he thought, either are you Harmony.

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A/N: Yay! Done with that chappy!

I know it might have been slightly confusing but hey, 16 pages! By far one of the longest, but only because of my review replies. Those were only like five pages so this was around 11 pages! -

Yay me!

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