The Official Fanfiction University of the Arcadian Skies

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Lady Lanet: Thank you! We did need a beta reader, so you and theoneknownasme shall beta-read OFUAS! Don't worry; Liv is appearing in this chapter. You're going to see her pain, we promise…

Necromancer Aiko666: Actually, you weren't very crazy on your form. It was a pity, too—we didn't get to mess with much. XD Keep reading!

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Chapter 3: Larger than Fiction

The city was much larger in reality than it had seemed to Mint in the video game. She and the other three students had been walking for hours, it seemed, and they had still not reached the palace. Mint reminded herself that Nasrad had been in ruins the last time she had seen it on a television screen, while the life-size Nasrad she saw now had obviously been rebuilt and expanded, but it didn't stop her from being in awe of the place.

They were currently meandering through an exotic marketplace, their appearances drawing stares from the crowds around them. Claudia beamed, apparently flattered, but Xylon shifted uncomfortably; he didn't appear to be enjoying the attention.

Suzaku, who had been walking along with a scowl on her face, suddenly stopped short, sending both Mint and Claudia running into her.

"Ouch!" the two yelled. Mint was about to apologize, but the cranky Valuan was quicker. "Watch where you're going, Chicken Feet!"

Xylon, walking ahead, sighed and turned around. "Meh. What's eating you three now?" His patience with the girls was obviously wearing thin.

At first, Suzaku answered neither, staring down at herself. Her scowl had vanished, replaced with an expression of wonder. "Wait a second…" The shout that followed made Mint lose her balance and fall over. "I HAVE WINGS!"

"Oh, well spotted," Claudia snapped, her voice oozing sarcasm. Mint stood up and dusted of her dress, self-consciously aware that there were more people staring at them now, and the other conversations had died away.

"That's not what I meant," came the retort. "I meant, if I'm encumbered with these bloody things…do you think they work? I mean, can I use 'em?"

Mint shrugged. "I dunno. Maybe."

Suzaku looked excited. "Really? Dude, that would be sooooooo awesome!"

"No, it wouldn't," Claudia cut in, the heat still making her ill-tempered.

"Yes, it would!" Suzaku's tail feathers bristled, causing an astonished murmur to shoot through the crowd.

"No, it wouldn't!" repeated the Valuan snappishly. "Besides, I don't believe you can actually fly. You're just making it up to get attention."

"No, I'm not! Who asked you, anyway?"

"You did, Chicken Feet!"

"Meh, this is stupid," Xylon muttered. "If you want to know so badly, Suzaku, why don't you try them and find out?"

Suzaku brightened and turned away from her argument. "Okay." Closing her eyes, she flapped her wings and slowly rose into the air. Soon she was high above them and the crowd craned their necks to look up at her.

"Woo-hoo!" she shrieked, opening her eyes. "I can fly! In your face, Claudia!" She soared and dove in the air, getting more excited by the moment. "Whee!"

A tap on her shoulder brought Mint sharply back to earth. A local merchant was standing behind her, his crooked yellow teeth open in a menacing smile. She felt herself take a step backward.

"Do not be frightened, fruit-laden young maiden. I just want a moment of your time." He chuckled at his own joke while Mint went redder than the strawberries in her hair. Xylon turned around, looking from one to the other. "I will pay you five hundred gold pieces for your charming companion," the merchant continued, watching the Phoenix Anthro circle above them with a rather hungry look. "Never before have I seen such a marvel!"

"What?" Mint was shocked. "I-I can't sell her! She's my friend!"

The merchant shook his head. "But I simply must have her! Seven hundred gold pieces!"

"She isn't for sale," Xylon said firmly, coming to stand next to Mint. Although he looked calm and resolute, Mint noticed that his hand was trembling on the hilt of his sword.

Their opponent sighed. "You drive a hard bargain, young sir. All right, one thousand gold pieces and not a coin more!"

"She's not for sale, Abdul," cut in a new voice. Another merchant approached them, looking very stern.

The merchant who wanted Suzaku (apparently Abdul) glowered at the new arrival. "Keep your nose out of my business, you old meddler!"

"Her Ladyship and the Commandante expressly made known that all students of the university are off-limits. You know that as well as I," retorted the older man.

Abdul feigned a look of surprise, fooling no one. "What? I-I had no idea that they were students!"

"Of course you didn't," said the other merchant wryly. "However, I shudder to think what might happen if they were to hear of this up at the school. Her Ladyship has the ear of the new Nasultan, they say."

Abdul went very white, almost green. "Hakim, old friend," he said, trembling, "you wouldn't really turn me in, would you? It was a misunderstanding!"

"If you apologize to these youngsters," the other replied slowly, gesturing to the three students (by this time Claudia had joined them), "her Ladyship will never find out what a mistake you've made from me. I shall say no more."

Abdul grumbled, but grudgingly said to them, "I withdraw my offer, young sir and misses. Your servant begs forgiveness."

"That's much better," put in the other before any of the teens could answer Abdul. He turned to face the students and bowed. "My sincerest apologies. If you four require assistance, I would be happy to show you the way to the palace."

"Thank you," Xylon replied, looking very relieved. "We'd appreciate your help."

Their rescuer led them through the convoluted marketplace, Suzaku still flying above them and crowing, with Claudia grumbling and calling her a show-off. This time, people no longer stared at the group as they passed; quite the contrary, it seemed to Mint that the Nasreans were trying extremely hard not to look at them. It made her almost as self-conscious as before.

Trying to think of something else, Mint studied their guide. He was very old, with a tanned, weathered face, a long white beard, and kindly dark eyes. Clothed in a white tunic, white leggings, and a yellow double-tailed cap, he seemed familiar in a way that Abdul and the woman who had met them at the docks had not.

"Hey, wait a second! I know you!" she exclaimed. The others turned around to look at her, curiously. "Yeah, I definitely know you," Mint went on excitedly. "You're that merchant dude with the Valuan passport!"

The other three turned to face him, recognition lighting up their eyes. The merchant smiled widely and bowed to her. "You are not mistaken, young miss. I did indeed give Vyse a Valuan passport during his adventure. My name is Hakim."

"Yeah, I knew it!" Mint replied, ecstatic that she'd been right. "I didn't recognize you at first because you're such an unimportant character, but it didn't take me that long to figure it out."

Hakim's face darkened at her comment. "I don't think much of your manners, young Silvite. Anyway, if you would stop to think for merely a moment, you would realize that Vyse's adventure would never have happened if not for my assistance. You would want to take that erroneous statement back at once."

"What the bloody heck does 'erroneous' mean?" asked Suzaku, landing beside them. She was finally ready to walk, it seemed.

"Yeah, what the bird said," put in Mint, and Claudia leaned forward to hear his answer.

Hakim sighed, a look of long-suffering in his gentle eyes. "I think I'm beginning to see why you've been brought here."

"Beg pardon, sir?" queried Xylon.

"Never mind," Hakim said firmly. "It isn't worth the effort."

After a few more minutes of walking, Hakim led them around a corner, and pointed. "There's the palace, straight ahead."

"At last!" cried Claudia in ecstasy. "I'll be able to get out of this heat!" She ran off, hitching up her long skirt.

Suzaku went after her, calling to them over her feathered shoulder, "Thanks for getting us outta there, ya old geezer!" Hakim plastered a smile on his face and tried not to clench his fists. Xylon rubbed his temples and started after the others, muttering to himself.

"C'mon, Mint," he called over his shoulder. "We're late enough already."

Shrugging, Mint followed, as grateful as Claudia to be getting inside, but a little wistful to be leaving the shining streets of the city. Nasrad was beautiful, in an exotic sort of way, and she thought she could get used to it.

A gaggle of teens was assembled in front of the majestic building, talking excitedly. Mint dashed up and stood on the edge of the group, panting.

The girl next to her, dressed in Nasrean clothing and not seeming to mind the heat, turned to smile at her. "Hey, good timing. Any later and you would've missed the transport."

"Transport?" Mint looked confused. "What trans—"

But she got no further than that. At that moment a sleek, shiny barge sank from the sky and hovered in front of them. A wide plank extended from the side and reached to the ground. The girl shot Mint a toothy grin and started up the plank after the rest of the crowd. Mint had just enough time to clamber over the deck rail before the plank slid out of sight and the transport barge began to rise slowly into the air. Once it was high enough, it pivoted and whooshed off westward at a surprising speed (for a barge, that is).

Mint lurched dangerously for a few moments, but her acquaintance soon came over to offer a steadying hand. She took it gratefully. "Thanks."

"Anytime." Again her companion flashed Mint the infectious smile, her dark green eyes twinkling and dancing with her pleasure. Mint couldn't help grinning a little along with her.

Reaching an inner decision, Mint stuck out her hand. "I'm Mint Cortèz," she told the girl. "Who're you?"

"Sam Istrali. Samolianne Istrali, actually, but that's such a mouthful." She jerked her thumb over her shoulder. "And that's Bryony. Hey, Bryony, come over here; I found someone with weirder hair than you!"

Mint thought that Sam was a fine one to talk about weird hair. Although it was partially obscured by a Nasrean headscarf, Mint could see that it was made of rigid purple crystal. She was about to protest the insult when Sam called out, "Well, what's the holdup?"

A slight murmur reached their ears. "What do you mean, you're nervous?" Sam said in exasperation. "I know you're shy and all, but she seems like a nice girl. Come on, take a chance!"

A small, slender girl came walking out of the crowd, and started toward them. She was dressed in an outlandish Ixa'takan tribal costume, complete with a full headdress of blue-grey feathers, that Mint thought would make anyone nervous. Her wide blue-grey eyes were darting from side to side, as if she was looking for something.

"Now that's more like it!" cried Sam, clapping her hands. She gestured to each of them in turn. "This is Bryony Kingfisher, the only Ixa'takan on the transport, if not in the whole school. Bryony, this is Mint Cortèz."

The Ixa'takan attempted an expression of pleasure, but trembled a little. "Pleased to meet you," she said, nodding her head vigorously. "I-I see that you made a similar mistake on the form. Mine was kingfisher blue." She gestured to the feathers on her head.

Mint stared, as comprehension dawned. "Wait, hold on…is that your hair?" The girl nodded again, sadly. Mint, hating to see anyone so ill at ease, tried to cheer her up. "At least yours looks like it's part of your costume. Mine just looks dumb." She looked at one of the strawberries and scowled.

Bryony brightened and seemed about to answer when a hush fell through to the crowd. The three of them turned toward what the others were looking at: a large platform.

Two people had appeared on the platform. One was a large, beefy man with gigantic muscles and an expression to scare the pants off anybody. The other was a little boy, wearing large glasses, a flowing robe, and a turban that was almost bigger than he was.

"Welcome, new students, to the Official Fanfiction University of the Arcadian Skies," said the boy, his voice surprisingly loud. "Some of you may recognize me as Rupee Larso…"

"Get off the stage, you scrawny little whiner!" came a cry from near the front. The speaker was a black-haired teen wearing Valuan armor. "Nobody likes you, anyway, you lousy—"

The huge man on the platform cracked his knuckles suggestively and shot a dangerous look at the interrupter. "That will do, Mr. Kerridan." The teen shut up almost at once, eyes wide.

"…and most of you will remember my bodyguard, Barta," continued Rupee with a slight smirk on his face. Barta grinned evilly, sending a shiver through the crowd. "We've been asked to take you to the University grounds, and we should be arriving…" Rupee turned around and looked around the left end of the bow. "Right about now."

At his words, the barge began to slow down. Looking in the direction he was pointing, Mint gasped.

Along the top of the desert cliff behind the palace, about twenty unfamiliar structures had been erected. They were arranged in a semicircle around a grassy plot of land with a smattering of trees in its center. The largest, at the top of the semicircle, was a gigantic white building with slender columns and a lot of steps leading up to its wooden doors. To its right and left were two slightly smaller buildings with lots of windows, both rather plain-looking. Six of the buildings beyond that were in completely different styles, from a lush tropical tree-hut to a shining silvery circular building to a squat rectangle of what appeared to be crystal. Other, less spectacular buildings were arranged around the remaining area. A long harbor stretched along the eastern end of the cliff, with what appeared to be hundreds of crafts, similar to the one they were currently riding, docked in their ports.

Mint had gotten lost trying to find Maramba enough times to be very familiar with the area around Nasrad, but she didn't recognize this place. She was sure that she would have remembered something like this.

Their barge slid into the dock, and the ramp slid out seamlessly. Rupee and Barta disembarked first, followed by the mob of students. Some were looking about them in awe. Others were whispering to their neighbors excitedly. The black-haired boy who had yelled at Rupee appeared to be sulking.

"This place is AWESOME!" muttered Sam, craning her neck to look around. Her crystal hairs clinked against each other. "But where did it come from?"

"No idea," Mint replied. "It certainly wasn't in the game!"

An unfortunate girl with watering eyes and a great deal of rust on her scalp came up next to them. "That's for sure. They probably built the place recently. After all, Nasrad wasn't like that in the game either."

"H-have you got something in your eyes, Jess?" Bryony asked curiously.

"In a matter of speaking," the Valuan girl said with a sigh. "I said they were 'smoke grey.' And I'm allergic to smoke."

Everyone winced.

"That's not the worst thing, though," Jess continued. "All I put on the form for my nationality was 'Valua.' Why am I a Lower City person when so many others aren't?"

"Count your lucky stars," muttered another voice. Claudia had joined them. "The girls from Upper City have to wear corsets. Believe me, it's no picnic." She fanned herself in irritation and moved off through the crowd. Mint felt a little sorry for her.

"Attention, please!" shouted Rupee at the top of his lungs. Everyone stopped talking, and some threw cautious glances at Barta. "Thank you," Rupee went on in a more normal voice. "Proceed directly to the Great Hall, the white building at the far end of the Commons. Once inside, go through the double doors on your left to reach the auditorium. Do not enter the doors on the right or at the end of the hall under any circumstances. Are we clear?"

There was a slight murmur of assent from the crowd. Barta frowned. "When Master Rupee asks you a question, you must answer with either 'Yes, Master Rupee' or 'No, Master Rupee'. Got it?" His glare was chilling.

The teenagers all nodded vigorously.

"Then say it!" snapped Barta.

"Yes, Master Rupee," chorused the new students.

"All right, then," Rupee answered, the slight smirk back on his face. "Hurry along, now; the opening ceremony is about to start."

Everyone scattered, trying to get away from Rupee Larso and his bodyguard as fast as they possibly could.

Mint pushed open the massive wooden doors of the Great Hall and found herself in a spacious antechamber with marble floors and more columns, all polished to be mirror-bright. She wanted to stick around and explore a little, but Sam tugged on her hand, saying, "Come on! We're going to be late!" and dragged her through the doors on the left.

The auditorium looked a lot like the one at Mint's high school back home, with red leather seats and blue velvet curtains on the stage. However, the one at her high school was the size of a broom closet when compared to this place. The stage alone was the same size as her cafeteria, and the audience section was even larger. In addition, there was lush, red carpeting under their feet, and lots of chandeliers dotted the high ceiling.

Sam, Bryony, and Mint located some seats in the middle of the center section and nearly collapsed into them, relieved to be on time. To Mint's surprise, the stiff leather was almost as unyielding as the bleachers in her high school football field, and she found herself sitting up straight for a change.

"Just barely made it here, didn't you?" said someone on her left. Mint leaned around Sam to see another teenage girl, about her own age, staring back at her.

She was dressed in a costume that Mint didn't recognize: a thick, woven tunic and leggings, both of what looked like a material similar to wool, but wasn't; a short cape lined with some alien fur, and thick furred boots. Aside from her odd ensemble, the girl might have been Mint's twin. Her eyes were teal, exactly the same shade as Mint's, and her hair was also blond, minus the strawberries, of course. There was a little more brown in it as well, Mint noticed, but brown was better than fruit.

Maybe it was the imperious tilt of her chin and the scathing look in the other girl's eyes, or perhaps it was that she seemed to have managed much better on her application form than Mint had; it wasn't known. Nevertheless, for whatever reason, Mint disliked the girl on sight.

"Oh, hello!" Sam chirped in brightly. "I'm Sam Istrali. What's your name, if you don't mind my asking?"

The girl turned to Sam, a smile softening her face. "I'm Liv," she answered congenially. She snapped her eyes back to Mint, her scorn returning. "And who are you?"

Mint felt her face grow hot, but kept her temper under control. "Mint." It was a brusque, unfriendly reply, she knew, but she couldn't help herself.

Liv raised an eyebrow, and then grinned. "Mint?" She seemed on the verge of laughter.

"What's wrong with my name?" Mint snapped.

"Oh, nothing at all," Liv drawled, still grinning. "I was just thinking that it doesn't suit you."

"Oh, really?" Mint said rapidly, clenching her fists at her side. "And what would be a better name, hmm? I'm waiting."

Liv's grin became slightly more pronounced. "Oh, there are dozens. But I think that the best name for you would be…" She paused for effect, her eyes lingering on Mint's hair. "Strawberry."

Mint leapt up from her seat. She was about to give Liv a piece of her mind, and a piece of her fists, when Bryony whispered, "Shh! It's starting!"

Mint sat back down, and the lights dimmed. The curtains drew back to reveal the stage: empty except for about thirty chairs, a podium, and two women.

The first was extremely tall and willowy, wearing a long billowing black dress and a green sash that did more to accent her height. Her complexion looked slightly darker than most, Mint thought, but it could just be the light. Her red hair was wound into a coronet around her head, but it was obvious that it would be quite long if she let it hang loose. Her eyes were amber brown, and they appeared to glow with an imposing light.

The second woman was dwarfed by comparison, although she was only a little shorter than average. She was wearing a somber, grey, army jumpsuit, decorated with all sorts of medals that Mint couldn't quite make out. Her hair was very pale blond, almost white, and tied back in a messy ponytail under her matching cadet's hat. Despite that, she appeared to be the younger of the two, although age was impossible to discern for either of the women. One wouldn't have thought that someone like this could look dangerous, either, but she did. There was a glint in her baby blue eyes that was definitely sadistic.

The first woman approached the podium, reaching down to pull up the microphone, while the second went and took a seat in one of the two front chairs on the stage. Her eyes cast over the student body, and many quickly averted their eyes. That gaze chilled them to the bone.

"Welcome, new students, to your first year at the Official Fanfiction University of the Arcadian Skies." The speaker's voice was smooth and cultured, but something about it sent a shudder through Mint's body. "I am Lady Kae, one of the deputy headmistresses here at the University," continued the woman, "and my companion is Commandante Koi, the other, and our Head of Discipline. It will be her job to keep you in line, and punish you if you misbehave during your stay here."

Commandante Koi twisted her face into a truly evil smile. The crowd seemed to shrink back against their seats, cowering in fear. Bryony gave a quiet little whimper.

"Thank you, Commandante, that will do," Lady Kae interjected, shooting a look at her companion. The woman sniffed and turned her face away, while the attendees relaxed as one.

Lady Kae turned back to the students and continued, "It is a pleasure to see so many new faces." She sounded as if she was commenting on a squashed slug by the roadside. "I am quite certain that your stay here will be extremely," she paused, "educational. But, before I continue, it is high time I introduced the rest of the staff."

Two single file lines of people entered from the wings and took their seats on the stage. At once, the auditorium burst into fervent chatter.

"Oh my god, that's Vyse! AndGilder!" squealed Liv, her former scorn vanished without a trace.

"And Aika and Belleza!" shouted a boy three rows ahead of them.

"And look! There's Fina and Ramirez!" someone else said.

Ramirez….Mint felt her brain liquefy, as it always did when she saw him. His seat was off to the left of her, in the front row, and she could tell from here that he was even dreamier in real life.

"Your attention, please!" screamed Lady Kae, but no one paid her the slightest mind. She was really getting angry when Commandante Koi calmly stood up, walked over to the podium, pulled down the microphone, and spoke for the first time in a slightly childish voice.

"Be quiet."

That was all she said. But the tone in her voice was steely enough to bring a dead silence sweeping through the hall like a tsunami. The students turned toward her, nearly petrified with fright. Commandante Koi pushed the microphone back into its original position and returned to her seat.

Lady Kae stood in front of the podium once more, looking quite relieved. "Thank you, Commandante." The woman smoothed out a crease in her robe. "Now, as I was explaining before, you have been brought here because of the revolting fanfiction that has dominated the Skies of Arcadia section. Something has to be done, and soon. Therefore, the cast of the aforementioned video game have kindly agreed to help me teach you how to write properly."

The crowd erupted once more, but Lady Kae silenced them with a look nearly as deadly as Commandante Koi's. She continued to speak, but Mint barely heard her. She was drowning in delight, watching Ramirez and drooling. A few phrases would occasionally pierce through to her consciousness, (of which 'LTP' and 'Chibius Minimus Maximus' were two) but it made no impression on her. In the depths of her murky imagination, she saw herself being taught by Ramirez. Of course, it would quickly become something more intimate than just teacher and pupil…

"VYSE!"

What? Mint snapped out of her mindless drooling. On the stage, Lady Kae and the extremely startled Blue Rogue froze. Heads snapped to the lower left section, where a girl had leapt to her feet. She was another Silvite, Mint saw, and her hair appeared black at this distance. The girl who had shouted catapulted toward Vyse, who was completely exposed near the podium.

A Yafutoman student several rows away sprang from her chair and tore after the Silvite, and the floodgates were opened. Thousands of Vyse fangirls hurtled toward the stage, preparing to glomp. Liv was among them, but Mint's dress had gotten caught on her seat. (Later, she was to be very glad that her seat was such a problem.) She was disentangling herself when she was distracted by what was happening on stage.

Aika, her orange pigtails bouncing, leapt in front of Vyse, drew out her boomerang, and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Back off! ALPHA STORM!"

A column of fire came out of her spinning weapon, incinerating the girls. Screams rent the air as clothes and bodies caught on fire. Some of the Aika fanboys who had started running up when she appeared hurriedly dodged out of the way, but most of them didn't stop charging. Vyse hastily yelled, "Pirates of old, defend our cause!"

The boys ran straight into the ancient pirate ghost shielding Aika, tumbling backward from their momentum. The Skull Shield that Vyse had summoned then commenced cutting them to ribbons. A subdued silence fell over the remaining students, now that only half of them were still alive.

"Thank you both," said Lady Kae, her voice a little shaken. "That was well done."

"You're welcome, milady," replied Aika, a little too calmly. Vyse merely nodded, his eyes as wide as dinner plates.

Turning back to the students, Lady Kae spoke. "I think we shall skip Vyse's planned inspirational speech, in light of recent events." Getting a closer look at them, she frowned. "Oh, snap out of it, all of you. They aren't really dead; Nurse Lillian will have them all back on their feet in a few hours." Some of the students, like Bryony, relaxed, while others still looked suspicious.

"Now, to sum up my speech, in two days' time classes will begin. This delay is to allow you to get acquainted with the school and its grounds. Schedules will be distributed to each student tomorrow. Now, when I release you, you will proceed to the dormitories—boys, the first building on the right; girls, same on the left—and find your assigned room on the list. Your dorm inspectors will be coming by to announce supper."

She gave them a final, penetrating look, and then sighed. "That is all. You are dismissed."

All over the auditorium, students stood up, stretched, and left. Mint, finally unhooking her dress, took another look at the scene of massacre and gulped. It wasn't an auspicious beginning.

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