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Disclaimer: I don't own it. You already knew that.
Summary is by Demus, as she says my summaries are crap.
They are, nekohebi.
(That was Demus, inserting a comment.)
"Moony," Sirius Black said, sidling into Remus Lupin's living room, where Remus was sat reading, "Moony, Lily and James are getting married."
Remus opened his mouth to reply, shut his eyes, shut his mouth, reopened his eyes, sighed and said, "I know Sirius."
"Remy," Sirius said nervously.
"What have I told you about calling me Remy?" Remus snapped.
"I'm scared," Sirius confided.
Remus paused.
"What?" he said.
"Remus, will some girl come along and change me to like how James has become? He was showing me potential clothes for him to wear at the wedding, until turned up. I was so terrified, I nearly leapt into her arms for safety, but I reckoned flinging myself into the arms of my best friend's bride-to-be would be a bad move, so I just ran away. I spent the rest of the day hiding under my sofa."
Remus greeted this narrative with a worried and alarmed grin, and the type of nod you give to lunatics to show that you agree perfectly with what their 7th personality has to say about the rug making industry of the 18th century.
"Remus," Sirius continued, "You know some people are homophobic…"
Remus looked, if possible, even more alarmed by the suddenness of the apparent change in topic, but gave his lunatic-appeasing nod anyway.
"I think I'm heterophobic."
