Prologue

Today is the day I die.

Kakashi-sensei just told us that, in order to build up teamwork and real life skills, we'll – we as in Naruto, Sakura and me – be living together under the same roof for a few months.

If Naruto doesn't murder me, Sakura'll hug me to death or something.

Can you be hugged to death?

I walk ahead of Sakura and Naruto. They're bickering, and I can't take it. So I'll kick this rock.

Click. The rock flies a few feet ahead of me and stops on the ground. Click. There it goes again. Click. Click. Click.

Tunk. The rock runs into a building, and I look up at it.

The place is not enormous, but it's pretty big. I expect Kakashi-sensei to turn, but he doesn't. He just looks up at the building.

Sakura is stunned speechless. Naruto is shaking he's so happy.

"Hm," I smirk.

"Is this…?" Sakura asks.

"Yes," Kakashi-sensei says. "This is the house." Kakashi-sensei looks at our new dwelling, and then turns on his heel. "Bye."

"Wait!" Naruto yells. "What are we supposed to do?!"

"Go inside, dunce," Kakashi-sensei sighs. He's pulled Make-Out Paradise out of his pocket, so there's no reasoning with him now.

We just have to go inside… the house.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto.

A/N: Don't worry, everything will work out. And since there's no pairings… this'll be fun…!