Prologue
Today is the day I die.
Kakashi-sensei just told us that, in order to build up teamwork and real life skills, we'll – we as in Naruto, Sakura and me – be living together under the same roof for a few months.
If Naruto doesn't murder me, Sakura'll hug me to death or something.
Can you be hugged to death?
I walk ahead of Sakura and Naruto. They're bickering, and I can't take it. So I'll kick this rock.
Click. The rock flies a few feet ahead of me and stops on the ground. Click. There it goes again. Click. Click. Click.
Tunk. The rock runs into a building, and I look up at it.
The place is not enormous, but it's pretty big. I expect Kakashi-sensei to turn, but he doesn't. He just looks up at the building.
Sakura is stunned speechless. Naruto is shaking he's so happy.
"Hm," I smirk.
"Is this…?" Sakura asks.
"Yes," Kakashi-sensei says. "This is the house." Kakashi-sensei looks at our new dwelling, and then turns on his heel. "Bye."
"Wait!" Naruto yells. "What are we supposed to do?!"
"Go inside, dunce," Kakashi-sensei sighs. He's pulled Make-Out Paradise out of his pocket, so there's no reasoning with him now.
We just have to go inside… the house.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto.
A/N: Don't worry, everything will work out. And since there's no pairings… this'll be fun…!
